Virtual Cunnilingus

[tristantrotsky]

In these stressful times it behoves us all to support, encourage, and comfort each other in whatever way we feel most appropriate.
In the interest of bringing pleasure and satisfaction to all of the Forums female members, may I offer my services as Pussy-Licker? No reciprocation required, and no limits when it comes to age, race or other physical attributes. All pussies need tender and considerate oral attentions from a tongue that loves and appreciates this most perfect and intimate part of the female anatomy.
Ideally I would prefer a row of neatly parted legs, open to the maximum that comfort will allow, permitting me full deep access to each pussy in turn, licking, sucking and teasing the sweet little morsel of each clitoris, delving my tongue into the mouth of the vaginal opening, and lapping the full length of the vulva lips until inducing orgasm... before moving on to the next succulent pussy.
But I'm more than overjoyed to offer individual pussy-licking services, simply message me...

 

[tristantrotsky]

Pussy-Licker

In these stressful times it behoves us all to support, encourage, and comfort each other in whatever way we feel most appropriate.
In the interest of bringing pleasure and satisfaction to all of the Forums female members, may I offer my services as Pussy-Licker? No reciprocation required, and no limits when it comes to age, race or other physical attributes. All pussies need tender and considerate oral attentions from a tongue that loves and appreciates this most perfect and intimate part of the female anatomy.
Ideally I would prefer a row of neatly parted legs, open to the maximum that comfort will allow, permitting me full deep access to each pussy in turn, licking, sucking and teasing the sweet little morsel of each clitoris, delving my tongue into the mouth of the vaginal opening, and lapping the full length of the vulva lips until inducing orgasm... before moving on to the next succulent pussy.
But I'm more than overjoyed to offer individual pussy-licking services, simply message me...

Come on Ladies, don't be bashful...
I'm thinking of all the - maybe, older ladies, widowed, divorced or trapped in stifling sexless marriages, with under-appreciated pussies, who deserve to be pampered and indulged by a respectful and appropriately grateful male tongue.
Cunnilingus is your right.
It is a self-indulgence your unfairly-neglected pussy so richly deserves, a therapeutic release of all those trapped emotions.
Don't be shy. Let me please you. Contact me...

 

[Jada59]

Sorry. Not my thing.

 

[Mtnmike]

Sorry. Not my thing.

Ahh yes, if I remember correctly, you don't like for men to go down on you?

 

[tristantrotsky]

Thank You Jada, For The Courtesy Of Your Response

Sorry. Not my thing.

Respect. Always respect for every sexual preference....

 

[tristantrotsky]

Just A Suggestion

Ahh yes, if I remember correctly, you don't like for men to go down on you?

You could always close your eyes and pretend that it's a girl going down on you...?

 

[LauraWilling]

Tristantrotsky, I don't understand how virtual cunnilingus would work. I love guys eating me up but this doesn't seem to make sense. Forgive me if I am a little dense here.

 

[CandK_inSE]

Are you suggesting a return to the 1990’s and cybersex?

 

[Mtnmike]

Tristantrotsky, I don't understand how virtual cunnilingus would work. I love guys eating me up but this doesn't seem to make sense. Forgive me if I am a little dense here.

You are not dense, there's nothing like the real thing. Nothing!!!!!

 

[LadyJS]

Are you suggesting a return to the 1990’s and cybersex?

Yes, back to the days of AOL chatrooms and greetings that began with a/s/l?

 

[LauraWilling]

You are not dense, there's nothing like the real thing. Nothing!!!!!

TOTALLY AGREE!!! I like being part of an all you can eat buffet!

 

[Mtnmike]

TOTALLY AGREE!!! I like being part of an all you can eat buffet!

I love an All You Can Eat Buffet !!!!

 

[CandK_inSE]

Yes, back to the days of AOL chatrooms and greetings that began with a/s/l?

Yay! My mid 20’s revisited.

I feel terrible for anyone single right now craving some form of interpersonal interaction.

 

[LauraWilling]

Yay! My mid 20’s revisited.

I feel terrible for anyone single right now craving some form of interpersonal interaction.

Tell me about it! I am single now (widowed over 4 years ago) and usually have no problems having a nice bedwarmer with me, But this self quarantine is getting real old very quickly! :O

 

[CandK_inSE]

Tell me about it! I am single now (widowed over 4 years ago) and usually have no problems having a nice bedwarmer with me, But this self quarantine is getting real old very quickly! :O

It’s going to drive everyone insane.

Even for us, a couple that can’t get enough of each other, the stress of not being able to go do anything, her working extra hours now because who knows what happens next (home health nurse), our daughter always being home, the dog never being able to relax, etc., puts a damper on anything we want to do. At least we have contact.

I can’t imagine being single in this.

 

[thespiceoflife]

Tell me about it! I am single now (widowed over 4 years ago) and usually have no problems having a nice bedwarmer with me, But this self quarantine is getting real old very quickly! :O

Happy to indulge you online in the meantime x

 

[Jada59]

Ahh yes, if I remember correctly, you don't like for men to go down on you?

Right.

 

[tristantrotsky]

The Joys Of Oral Sex

Right.

I don't really understand how any woman could NOT enjoy having her pussy licked! How is that even possible? That delicious little clitoris is made up of hyper-sensitive nerve-endings designed by the wisdom of nature purely to give pleasure - just like the head of the penis, and a lavish loving tongue-stimulation in both instances is just about the best sex its possible to get. Unless... of course, there is some psychological trauma, some past abuse involved? Or maybe you're a victim of that terrible moral social conditioning designed to make people feel guilty about their genitals and the pleasure they provide? Maybe some sweet relaxing oral therapy is the answer.
It is every woman's unalienable right to have her pussy licked...

 

[tristantrotsky]

A Little Self-Promotion

For those who are interested, I have a new piece on the Literotica: Group Sex page, a light erotic comedy that I hope will amuse and entertain.
I'd love for you to read it and - maybe, comment...
https://literotica.com/s/miss-manners-guide-to-oral-sex

 

[MidKnight1378]

Doesn’t taste as good as the real thing.

 

[tristantrotsky]

My Own Personal Tribute

On Behalf Of The Male Sex In General I Wish To Propose
A Big Vote Of Thanks To All Those Cocksuckers
Who Bring Such Joy, Delight And Pleasure To Our Lives.
Thank You... Each And Every One Of You...

 

[ICraveCock]

Come on Ladies, don't be bashful...
I'm thinking of all the - maybe, older ladies, widowed, divorced or trapped in stifling sexless marriages, with under-appreciated pussies, who deserve to be pampered and indulged by a respectful and appropriately grateful male tongue.
Cunnilingus is your right.
It is a self-indulgence your unfairly-neglected pussy so richly deserves, a therapeutic release of all those trapped emotions.
Don't be shy. Let me please you. Contact me...

I didn’t know that cunnilingus was a right. Is it enshrined in the Magna Carta?