Hotch
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Let's see... The kinkiest thing I've done....
Once, when I was out of work, I saw this add for a talent agent and thought maybe I could get him to represent us. We always wanted to break into show business, but family acts are a real hard sell. Anyhow, I called him and he said he had a few minutes to talk at his office. I called the wife and told her to round up the kids and dog and bring everyone to the agent's office so he could meet us.
Well, we get to his office and I'm thinking probably the best thing we could do is show him our act straight away. I didn't want to get shuffled out the door before he saw how good we were... and like I said, family acts are a real hard sell. So, as soon as we get into his office, I tell everyone to get undressed. You should have seen his eyes when my 12 year old daughter stripped off her school uniform... I think maybe that was his thing ya know? Anyway, now that we're all naked and ready to show our stuff, I have everyone take their positions right in front of the agent’s desk. My wife gets down on all fours and grabs the dog by the hind quarters. The dog, being a veteran performer pops a boner almost immediately as my wife starts to lick his asshole. My son jumps right in (the ham that he is) and without an ounce of stage fright or any lube, rams his hand into my wife’s pussy and start punching her in the uterus. Being that she was pregnant at the time (unfortunately we lost that baby), she starts screaming in agony. My daughter knows that's her cue to position her asshole over my son’s mouth. I could tell the agent really liked our act, because he was looking on in silent appreciation, his eyes wide like saucers. Anyway, back to the act. So, my daughter, now with her ass in my son's face is ready for the next part of the act, but she can't continue until she sees that I have my cock buried deep in my son's asshole. As soon as I’m fucking my son's ass, while he's fisting his mom, who's licking the dog's asshole, and the dog is just about ready to shoot his load, my daughter pushes out this gorgeous brown kernelled shit right into my son’s mouth! He starts crewin' on her shit and spits a little out onto his hand to lube it up for my wife’s cunt (She was bleeding pretty good from the fisting, but it was starting to get dry.). My son, the professional that he is, actually adlibbed with the shit lube but I think it worked out great! Now my daughter turns around and starts French kissing her brother so they both get the shit all over their faces. This is our cue to change up. I pull my shit covered dick from my son's ass and position myself in front of the dog so he can lick me off. My daughter starts sucking my son off and my son starts licking his mother's blood and shit soaked pussy as she urinates. As soon as my son and I blow our loads (simultaneously is the way it's rehearsed) we sit up and punch my daughter and wife square in the face! At this point, the agent’s door swings open and my mother jumps in and goes "TA DA!!"
The agent just sat there for a moment taking it all in. Then with an amazed voice he says "What the hell was that?!"
To which I proudly say "We call ourselves The Aristocrats!"
Yea, that was pretty much the kinkiest thing I've done.
Once, when I was out of work, I saw this add for a talent agent and thought maybe I could get him to represent us. We always wanted to break into show business, but family acts are a real hard sell. Anyhow, I called him and he said he had a few minutes to talk at his office. I called the wife and told her to round up the kids and dog and bring everyone to the agent's office so he could meet us.
Well, we get to his office and I'm thinking probably the best thing we could do is show him our act straight away. I didn't want to get shuffled out the door before he saw how good we were... and like I said, family acts are a real hard sell. So, as soon as we get into his office, I tell everyone to get undressed. You should have seen his eyes when my 12 year old daughter stripped off her school uniform... I think maybe that was his thing ya know? Anyway, now that we're all naked and ready to show our stuff, I have everyone take their positions right in front of the agent’s desk. My wife gets down on all fours and grabs the dog by the hind quarters. The dog, being a veteran performer pops a boner almost immediately as my wife starts to lick his asshole. My son jumps right in (the ham that he is) and without an ounce of stage fright or any lube, rams his hand into my wife’s pussy and start punching her in the uterus. Being that she was pregnant at the time (unfortunately we lost that baby), she starts screaming in agony. My daughter knows that's her cue to position her asshole over my son’s mouth. I could tell the agent really liked our act, because he was looking on in silent appreciation, his eyes wide like saucers. Anyway, back to the act. So, my daughter, now with her ass in my son's face is ready for the next part of the act, but she can't continue until she sees that I have my cock buried deep in my son's asshole. As soon as I’m fucking my son's ass, while he's fisting his mom, who's licking the dog's asshole, and the dog is just about ready to shoot his load, my daughter pushes out this gorgeous brown kernelled shit right into my son’s mouth! He starts crewin' on her shit and spits a little out onto his hand to lube it up for my wife’s cunt (She was bleeding pretty good from the fisting, but it was starting to get dry.). My son, the professional that he is, actually adlibbed with the shit lube but I think it worked out great! Now my daughter turns around and starts French kissing her brother so they both get the shit all over their faces. This is our cue to change up. I pull my shit covered dick from my son's ass and position myself in front of the dog so he can lick me off. My daughter starts sucking my son off and my son starts licking his mother's blood and shit soaked pussy as she urinates. As soon as my son and I blow our loads (simultaneously is the way it's rehearsed) we sit up and punch my daughter and wife square in the face! At this point, the agent’s door swings open and my mother jumps in and goes "TA DA!!"
The agent just sat there for a moment taking it all in. Then with an amazed voice he says "What the hell was that?!"
To which I proudly say "We call ourselves The Aristocrats!"
Yea, that was pretty much the kinkiest thing I've done.
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