Vienna Sausages...

[Shaq]

have a revolting smell...I hope Blue Bingo likes them....


I just wanted you all to know what ruined my night...the smell of that shit....

 

[Sillyman]

They have equally revolting taste, texture, and as I have discovered through sheer boredom, sound.

 

[Private Vasquez]

eeeeewwww!!!

 

[Shaq]

They have equally revolting taste, texture, and as I have discovered through sheer boredom, sound.

The manufacturer of that vile compound needs to be tried for crimes against humanity....

 

[Sillyman]

The manufacturer of that vile compound needs to be tried for crimes against humanity....

They make for great negative reinforcment techniques on small children I find.

 

[Shaq]

They make for great negative reinforcment techniques on small children I find.

They also can be helpful to those who suffer from bulemia.....

 

[J.B.]

No! Stay back! No! keep them away! No!


*shudder*

 

[badasschick]

Oh great!

Now that Falco song is in my head.

 

[Laurel]

I love those little canned weiners.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

What on earth is a Vienna Sausage?

 

[Shaq]

What on earth is a Vienna Sausage?

Imagine teeny hotdogs about 1/3 the size of a normal hotdog, put 6 or so in a small 4 oz or so can...


Now imagine those little weiners are really the preserved turds of the devil...that's a Vienna Sausage....no shit...when you eat one of those things it must be what hell is like....

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Hmmm they sound vile.....i'm kinda glad we don't get them over here!

 

[Shaq]

Hmmm they sound vile.....i'm kinda glad we don't get them over here!

The smell alone is vomit inducing...I think ingesting one could kill a buffalo....your side of the ocean is lucky indeed....

 

[District Line]

Imagine teeny hotdogs about 1/3 the size of a normal hotdog, put 6 or so in a small 4 oz or so can...

Now imagine those little weiners are really the preserved turds of the devil...that's a Vienna Sausage....no shit...when you eat one of those things it must be what hell is like....

Thats sound good compared to jellied eels.

 

[trixiefirecracker]

Jellied eels.....no way not ever.....they look disgusting....and i caught i live eel once...it was slimy and really did not smell nice!!
I kow its supposedly one of our 'Institutional' dishes......but i'll stick to pie and mash!!

 

[unclej]

what the hell do you guys eat when you go fishing? it's a law here in texas: 1 can vienna sausage, 1 can pork and beans, 10 or 12 saltines, 1 big ole chunk of cheddar cheese and a hard boiled egg. wash it all down with several ice cold beers.

by the time you get home you'll be fartin' like a pack mule and your wife won't want to get close enough to you to bitch about the front yard needing mowing and how your mother dropped in and spent the afternoon telling her how she wasn't raising the kids right and how she doesn't really appreciate her baby boy and you weren't gonna get any hot sweaty sex action anyway so you might as well enjoy the damned vienna sausages....

 

[miles]

unclej

One motherfuckin good post there uncle. Brings back memories.
Here in GA if you go into a convenience store around lunchtime it might be filled with good ole boys scarfing down vienna (pronounced vi-inna) sausage, sardines that will gag a maggot, saltines, and an ass-cold Co-Cola.

Poor bastards must have learned how to eat in England.

You know, come to think of it, they always have bad teeth, too. Hmmm.

 

[Ginny]

must be a southern thang....

what the hell do you guys eat when you go fishing? it's a law here in texas: 1 can vienna sausage, 1 can pork and beans, 10 or 12 saltines, 1 big ole chunk of cheddar cheese and a hard boiled egg. wash it all down with several ice cold beers.

by the time you get home you'll be fartin' like a pack mule and your wife won't want to get close enough to you to bitch about the front yard needing mowing and how your mother dropped in and spent the afternoon telling her how she wasn't raising the kids right and how she doesn't really appreciate her baby boy and you weren't gonna get any hot sweaty sex action anyway so you might as well enjoy the damned vienna sausages....

<laughing so damn hard>.....here in south louisiana...add a lil brown sack of greasy cracklins (pigskin) to the above hunting/fishing snack list....and holy hell......we're talking killer gas.....fummigation needed...doors open, ceiling fans going....and you're right unclej....no way in fucking hell.....would ANY woman go near that pack mule.....

omg you make me laugh, unclej.....

 

[Saint Peter]

The bad elk smell is actually from the Texans in the next camp? The more i learn about hunting the less I know.

 

[J.B.]

what the hell do you guys eat when you go fishing? it's a law here in texas: 1 can vienna sausage, 1 can pork and beans, 10 or 12 saltines, 1 big ole chunk of cheddar cheese and a hard boiled egg. wash it all down with several ice cold beers.

by the time you get home you'll be fartin' like a pack mule and your wife won't want to get close enough to you to bitch about the front yard needing mowing and how your mother dropped in and spent the afternoon telling her how she wasn't raising the kids right and how she doesn't really appreciate her baby boy and you weren't gonna get any hot sweaty sex action anyway so you might as well enjoy the damned vienna sausages....

The solutions's simple.
I just wouldn't let you in the house. You get to sleep it off in your truck hunny bunch. Go stink that up. Don'yt you know that odor seeps in to fabric?! That smell will stay on the furnitur at least another week after your little fishing/hunting trip.

 

[marksgirl]

Well living with a Texan much like the one unclej described but it's Ritz crackers and hot pork skins I can vouch about the stench!

By the way I OTFLMAO!!!!!!

 

[Wiggles]

I can't eat more than two at a time.

I think they're an acquired taste, like potted meat?

SPAM is much worse.

 

[knightstalker]

Sitting down and openeing a can of Vienna Sausages I take a big wiff and procede to eat them with joy ..They make great samiches and they are great straight out of the can I eat them all the time you people are crazy thats all..

 

[ksmybuttons]

They look like little penises to me.

I once went to a potluck and this guy had made lime jello and stood those little sausages up all throught out it.

What a funny, funny sight.

And why do they pack them in that jelly?

 

[badasschick]

I can't believe no one has mentioned the fact that they look like canned miniature penises.

I like dick...a lot!, but if dick smelled like that, I'd have no problem deciding which side of the fence to fall on.