Victorian Sex Cry Generator

[Sabledrake]

This has probably been posted before, but I only just saw it. Heck of a resource for us writers of trashy pseudo-historical smut!

The Victorian Sex Cry Generator

"You have slain me! No attacker's spear could strike me down as thoroughly as your sweet actions! I am spent, and may greet St. Peter with a tired grin."

"Oh, insupportable delight! Oh! Superhuman rapture!"

"Please, my heart's fluttering so, in rivulets of fire! Quickly, unleash your fluids and put it out!"

... and so on!

Sabledrake

 

[minsue]

I am stir'd beyond bearing with your furious agitation's within me, gorged and cramm'd, even to surfeit!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Please sir, I beg you!

Ease back your attack so that I may compose myself to compass the admission of that stupendous head of your machine!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Oh my dearest, pull out your mighty stallion and let my thighs and linens receive your effusion!

Oh, aren't I just the fool for a mighty stallion?

(Although some of these sound suspiciously Elizabethan to my twitchy little ears.)

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

While we're at it, some actual real Victorian sex slang:

"To get home" - to orgasm
"To get a green gown / get one's greens" - to have sex, esp. open-air sex
"Play the goat" - engage in energetic randiness
"Judy-punching" - whoring
"Get Jack in the orchard" - ah, those colorful London expressions. That's to have sex.
"To catch an oyster" - to be the female participant in sex, "oyster" referring to semen
"To bang the bishop" - male, to masturbate


And my favorite for obscurity:

"Put Nebuchadnezzar out to grass." (Have sex - it's really quite a long story.)

Shanglan

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

You have gorg'd me with the dearest morsel of the earth!



Morsel? lmao

 

[alyxen]

I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!

That one sounds more like a shop-o-holic.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

I am spending! I am spending! I spend! I die!

That one sounds more like a shop-o-holic.

Heh, it does.

That's definitely Elizabethan though; in Shakespeare's time, "to die" was a reference to orgasm, like "to come" is now.