Ventriloquism for Dummies

[Sparky Kronkite]

A complete How To on becomming the next President of the United States.

By - George W. Bush.

 

[Madame Pandora]

To the best of my knowledge, I have never posted on a Sparky thread before...

I am not about to address the content of the thread, as that would obligate Laurel to slap me, and, of late, she has a lean and hungry look about her upraised hand, hovering like a zealous kid playing slap-jacks.

However, the title of this thread is hys-fucking-terical.

Sparky, you were almost rid of me. I nearly choked to death on an orange slice.

So close...

MP

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

MP? A sincer thank you, from.....

Uber "these things just come to me" Oz.