Venting and vile language inside

[Firesprite]

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Pus sucking witless butt-licking fuckwit, fart sniffing air-headed jerkoff! Vermin ridden smegging weiner! braindead dickhead! crud infested hog-humping bastard! fucking ape! not fit to lick the sweat off a mangy dogs balls! I hope his gums fill with pus, his teath rot and fall out! his armpits infest with the fleas of a thousand camels! I hope his stomach turns to acid and eats its way out his bowels!
I'd like to see things from his point of veiw, but I just cant seem to get my head that far up his ass the arrogant cock sucking son of a bitch. who does he think he is, Jesus Christ? I know understand how he fathered two children and neither of them are his, that scum sucking low life piece of shit. he's a fucked up clean freak- everything has to be just how he wants it and who gives a shit how anyone else feels or if they have plans for the future? cock sucking sheep fucking chauvanist bastard. its unbelievable how some assholes manage to live when they are totally insensitive to people. putrescent piece of shit. complete certifiable anal retentive brain-dead ape! ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fuck, I havn't been this angry since.. well I don't think I've ever been this angry to be honest! my cock sucking pig of a flatmate (thats roomie for you americans) had the nerve this evening to tell me to get rid of my couches. Now I know that my lounge furniture is not the best, but it is all that we have had to sit on for the last 2 years. that amoeba had the gall to tell me to get rid of them because there is a friend of another flatmate who is staying in a campervan in the driveway where I am ment to park my car.... not just any piece of shit car, but my BMW for Gods sake. Now this girl (and her brat of a kid who has ruined 2 of my glass coasters that were part of a prize I won at work, drunk all my milk, coke and has stolen my scissors) is staying in the campervan because a house she was ment to move into fell through. her stuff is currently stored.. frankly, I don't care where it is, its not my problem. She was only ment to stay for 2 days which has mysteriously stretched to 2 weeks, is not contributing to rent, water, power or phone. anyway.. getting back to the lounge furniture.. this girl is going to bring her lounge suite in the house. she was only ment to be here two days!!! what the hell happened to her looking for a new place to live? So.. I have to get my lounge suite out (scum sucking pig)

I said to him, "well what am I ment to do with my stuff?" You know what he said? "I don't know, just get rid of it" fucking asshole. sperm drinking maggot.

Jesus Christ, I could have moved out this very weekend, but NO my life is fucked up.. the house I was going to move into was not what it appeared and could have probably blown over in a stray breeze. If I had a place to go where I could take all my stuff, I would. My own fucking sister said she didn't want any of my stuff in her garage because they might - MIGHT! - be buying a car. I decided to stay because of that and because I thought I was doing the right thing.. waiting a couple of months till everyone moved out so they wouldn't have to pay extra rent and we could all save a bit of money.. I am saving this ungrateful fucking bastard $110 a fortnight in rent! and He tells me to get rid of my couch??? http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/angryfire.gif


Sorry about that people, but this is just the last in a LONG line of arrogant stunts he's pulled and I am sick to death of it.
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[Cheyenne]

Now, didn't that feel good? I have to admit, I was afraid to get to the part where you told us what this "thing" did to you after that opening paragraph. By the time I read it had to do with your "furniture", I thought it was funny. I was relieved that it wasn't someone vile who had gotten you pregnant and left you, or something equally as bad.

A suggestion? If the flat is his and you're there helping out by paying a little something towards it each month, it is still his choice as to what furniture goes where. He may not be nice, but he has the power in the relationship. Find a new place to live (soon, before you have a stroke) or find a place to store your furniture temporarily. Ask your sister again and tell her it is for the short term only.

 

[Expertise]

Remind me NEVER to piss you off ...YIKES!



[Edited by Expertise on 08-24-2000 at 08:29 AM]

 

[Firesprite]

sorry, should have been more clear on that point.. this house is not his. there are three names on the lease, one of them mine, and 4 people living here, not including the campervan lady. He has no more control over what happens here than anyone else.

Trust me.. I am trying to move out, but the house I was going to move into had alot of unforseen problems.. things I didn't notice when I first inspected the place and on closer inspection proved that it should be demolished (or fumigated).

 

[Cheyenne]

sorry, should have been more clear on that point.. this house is not his. there are three names on the lease, one of them mine, and 4 people living here, not including the campervan lady. He has no more control over what happens here than anyone else.

Then I completely change my answer. Your response to him should be a simple "Fuck You and the horse you rode in on."
Still find a new place to live though.

 

[MADDOG]

cock sucking sheep fucking chauvanist bastard.

It's not half obvious you're from New Zealand darling.

 

[Firesprite]

LOL true... but he's an Australian No offense Maddog!


ok.. serious here.. how can I tell him fuck himself and his horse in a polite manner, keep my furniture, and try to restore this house to a reasonable state of tolerance for each other that would last about 2 months? I really need some advise on this one.

 

[Bare]

How are the big decisions usually made in the house..i.e. which plumber to call or what color to paint the bathroom?

If there are three names on the lease then those three have equal votes on anything that effects living arrangements. Would it be possible to have a vote on this? He has no right to tell you to get rid of the furniture. Unless this visitor starts contributing something towards the rent and it becomes permanent, you have more say about what happens to your stuff.

Maybe approach the other flatmates for advice on how to handle this situation. If they side with him then it is time to move on.

 

[CreamyLady]

You might need some backup here, but I think you should sit down with the Dictator and let him know that until the other lady brings in some solid cash, your furniture stays where it is, and she should keep looking.

You might also inform him, calmly, that unilateral decisions in a cooperative are not a good thing, and perhaps he, himself, might be happier with a small country to run.

 

[Cheri]

Perhaps if you don't want to be forthright, a more manipulative approach would work. Tell him since the van chick has been taking advantage of your good will by not contributing a thing, she should fork over some cash so help the rental of a storage place for your furniture. And perhaps that will never happen. Another approach might be to tell him that you will move your stuff when you find yourself a new place to live...

 

[morgainefairy]

if all else fails, you can tell him to go to hell and if he moves your couches you will sue him. you can do that there, can't you?
shit! if your other roommates don't agree with you you have even bigger problems. sounds like this guy should move into the campervan with your other problem in life.

 

[Patryn]

Tell him, sure, you'll get rid of your stuff, but then specify one item that's his that he must in turn get rid of. Bet he changes his tune REAL fast.

 

[Gil]

In the event chaos prevails, perhaps you could park your furniture inconveniently close to or in place of the campervan.

Once the moocher's furniture is installed, it of course becomes a natural target for all sorts of spilled substances, cigarette burns, etc. Oh shit, oh dear!

Be creative...have fun!

 

[morgainefairy]

ooh, ooh Gil! I love the way you think. Remind me to look you up if i have "domestic disputes".

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Okay, how many people, when reading that first paragraph, thought he might be talking about YOU?

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I didn't think it was about me...Sparky yes maybe but not me LOL. I would not want to be on your bad side so we will share what I won in the auction ok.

 

[Siren]

HOLY SHIT !!!!!!

 

[Firesprite]

Tell him, sure, you'll get rid of your stuff, but then specify one item that's his that he must in turn get rid of. Bet he changes his tune REAL fast.

I wish I could Patryn, unfortunatly all the stuff in this house is mine except for the kitchen table (and that belongs to the other flatmate.)
The maggots room is the smallest in the house, he pays the least rent and most nights he isn't even at home.
I own everything including the kettle, the microwave, the fridge, the washing machine the lounge tv & vcr's the pots and pans and even the cutlery and crockery.

Here in New Zealand we have a place called the tenancy tribunal where they deal with matters of dispute between tennants and disputes between tennants and landlords. I don't want to drag things there, but if all else fails then it is an optionn... I don't want it to go like that though.
thanks for your help everyone.. keep it coming.

BWL.. sharing is good I am good at that

DCL.. is that an admission?

 

[Sonora]

What does your lease say?

Does it say anything about how many people can live in the house? somthing like one person per bedroom? Or that residence is limited to those named in the lease? What about kids. Are they allowed? I would think that even the thing parked in the driveway could be in violation of the lease agreement. If the lease if violated, you (and the others) could be thrown out in addition to possibly losing your security deposit. Talk to the landlord or property manager.

(And don't forget to add 'dickbreath' to your list of adjectives for your flatmate.)

 

[Firesprite]

Re: HOLY SHIT !!!!!!

And I thought I could string a line of cursing and cuss words together....I bow to you Firespirit....
When does class begin? Surely with that talent you must be teaching others how to string a line with ultimate impact....

Wowie Wow Wow

SIREN
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~~~YOU CUM DRINKING DOG SLURPING TWIT HEAD OF A.....NOPE, JUST NOT UP TO YOUR CALIBER...< Hanging head and walking away muttering, " I can curse, I can curse, I know I can!"~~~

Class begins at 3.. see you there Siren!

 

[Siren]

Okie dokie.....

 

[Merelan]

Damn, where is Deborah when you need her? She would solve this problem.

 

[Firesprite]

apples cant eat shit... definatly need some lessons siren!

take your mouldy worm ridden excuse for an apple, stick it up the nearest anal cavity and learn from the experience!

there's lesson number one for ya!

the way I figure it, somewhere in the world it must be 3 right now..

Love ya Siren..

by the way, I think those ass short uniforms are a stroke of pure brilliance. genius even... perhaps if we con a couple of the lads in here they could prove to be very lucky indeed

 

[Siren]

Lesson # 1 completed and ready for grading....

 

[Guest]

Up the arse!

Pay Deborah to give him a good "Flagging". If everything else is yours ask him if he can cook over a campfire...