Vella for President

[rgraham666]

I got the idea from shereads having trouble defending Bill. Cinton I assume.

I thought, "Let's have a President nobody would have any trouble defending. Vella!"

Her warm and loving heart would make it impossible for her to start some dumb war. Or be cheap to those of us who really need help.

There isn't a world leader she couldn't charm the pants off of (literally).

The Secret Service would have something more interesting to watch than some rube mangle the English language. OK, vella does it too. But she doesn't scare the shit out of everybody when she dangles participles.

And all of us Litsters might get to sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom, all at the same time!

I think it's a great idea.

What say ye?

 

[cantdog]

Hear, hear!

She could out-debate Dubya.

Unlike Kerry, she didn't vote for the PATRIOT act or to give away Congressional war powers to a moron.

 

[Just-Legal]

I'd vote for her, but I live in the UK... and bugger, I didn't re-register when I moved.

Is it still illegal to not be on the Electoral Roll?

 

[alyxen]

Hear, hear!

She could out-debate Dubya.

Unlike Kerry, she didn't vote for the PATRIOT act or to give away Congressional war powers to a moron.

A stuffed animal could out-debate Dubya.

 

[cantdog]

Stuffing vella is even more fun!

 

[Guest]

She's already a goddess in my book. Why demote her?

But if she choses to run for the office my vote is hers.

 

[Dream Keeper]

I thought, "Let's have a President nobody would have any trouble defending. Vella!"

Cute, lol. I'm with ya 110%!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I want to be a page for vella, I bring my own cigars.

 

[Lisa Denton]

"Vella, protector of cucumbers!!" O.k., you would a had to been there, but I made this and posted it on another thread before I even saw this one. She is soooo sweet.

And vella, your box is full, empty some cucumbers.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

If Vella becomes president you can all look forward to a National Spanking Holiday. (Don't be surprised if it's weekly.)



I'm all for it, but she's gonna have to earn MY vote.



~lucky

http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/finger/daumen.gif VOTE VELLA!!! http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/finger/daumen.gif

p.s. Bumper stickers will likely replace inspection and registration tags, as the required sticky things for your vehicle. Sea hags will be featured on stamps. (And Cleo the gimpy pooch will become the first dog. )

 

[cloudy]

I'm all for it, but I wanna be one of her cabinet members.....

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm all for it, but I wanna be one of her cabinet members.....

Good luck. There'll be precious little room in her cabinet for all the whips and chains she keeps in there.

~lucky

I just got the eleventh post on this thread, after Rob's first post... I am way more easily pleased than I like to admit...

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I support whole-heartedly.

Nice to get one of my friendlier minions into that House of Stuffy Whiteness.

Gonna be a big scandal though when she's caught sucking that cute intern's strap-on...during the Inaguration ceremony.

 

[Lisa Denton]

I support whole-heartedly.

Nice to get one of my friendlier minions into that House of Stuffy Whiteness.

Gonna be a big scandal though when she's caught sucking that cute intern's strap-on...during the Inaguration ceremony.

I already have a dress that she put a big stain on, I didn't have it dry-cleaned for sentimental reasons and well, I kinda like the smell, but Abs got a bunch of cigar smoke mixed in with it so I guess I can give it up for DNA testing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I already have a dress that she put a big stain on, I didn't have it dry-cleaned for sentimental reasons and well, I kinda like the smell, but Abs got a bunch of cigar smoke mixed in with it so I guess I can give it up for DNA testing.

Don't pin it on me bitch, um....my cigars are magical.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Don't pin it on me bitch, um....my cigars are magical.

What did you call me? I am on President vella's secret service protection detail and I can kill a person with my bare tongue.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

What did you call me? I am on President vella's secret service protection detail and I can kill a person with my bare tongue.

I'm feeling rather invincible (and sleepless ) tonight. Care to try that technique on me?

~lucky

 

[Lisa Denton]

I'm feeling rather invincible (and sleepless ) tonight. Care to try that technique on me?

~lucky

Why are ya sleepless?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Why are ya sleepless?

Overactive imagination? I'm working on a story that won't let me go. Oh, almost forgot... There's a man in my bed. Blech!

or

Maybe it's something in our water? What're you doing here now?

~lucky

 

[Lisa Denton]

Overactive imagination? I'm working on a story that won't let me go. Oh, almost forgot... There's a man in my bed. Blech!

or

Maybe it's something in our water? What're you doing here now?

~lucky

Same, not the man or the water, can't sleep.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Same, not the man or the water, can't sleep.

Bummah! Insomnia is a bitch.

Well since we're both up and the only ones here, ya wanna try the ceiling fan again? I promise to catch you so you don't hurt your butt this time.

~lucky

 

[tolyk]

You aren't the only ones here.


Hi Lisa

 

[Lisa Denton]

Bummah! Insomnia is a bitch.

Well since we're both up and the only ones here, ya wanna try the ceiling fan again? I promise to catch you so you don't hurt your butt this time.

~lucky

I love it when a girl is gonna take care of my butt, uh, did we hi-jack somebodies thread? What was this thread about anywho?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I love it when a girl is gonna take care of my butt, uh, did we hi-jack somebodies thread? What was this thread about anywho?

It's the Vella for President Thread. I don't think she'll mind. If she does, she can take it up with me.

Somehow I don't think it will be an issue.



~lucky

 

[Lisa Denton]

It's the Vella for President Thread. I don't think she'll mind. If she does, she can take it up with me.

Somehow I don't think it will be an issue.



~lucky

OOOps!! I missed tolyk up there, Hi Tolyk, did ya have a good birthday?
Vella has been PMing me the last couple days about a story she's writing about texas. She sounded all confused like this is the moon or somethin. I tried to tell her we got everything other states got, just more.