Veggies

[ariosto]

Jules watches Mickie's face as he moves the squash slowly in her ass. She is trying her best to slide down even further on to it. He leans forward and pushes his tongue into her, pressing it against the bulbous head of the squash on the other side of the thin flesh wall. Mickie cries out but not in pain.

Jules takes a moment to savor her sweet taste and then takes the long green cuke and begins to work it into her pussy.

"Have you ever had two men in you at once my dear?"
She shakes her head violently, but whether it means 'no' or it's just from the effects of the double entry he's not sure.
He's very careful as he inserts the cucumber. He slows the squash until the cucumber has fully penetrated. Mickies legs and hips are tensed tight as a drum, a low moan escapes her lips, which quickly becomes louder and more strident as Jules expertly begins to play both
vegetables against each other, pushing, pulling, twisting, rocking...

She's beside herself, her ass bucks up free of the bed, she wants to push them out! she wants to grindthem in!...AHHHH Delicious pain!

When Jules lips suck her clit violently into his mouth, she begins to cum and just keeps coming, crammed full of that long green cucumber and curving summer squash.

 

[ariosto]

OOC:
gee..feeling sort of foolish here. Don't know my posts from my threads I guess.

Of course I can't delete it!

So now I'll just be the LAUGHING STOCK of Literotica until it slowly sinks past page five or whatever...

Unless, anyone is into a veggie kind of thing.
Who knows?

Going back to the club now. I'll be hiding under the table with the martini on it.

 

[Diamondnrough]

Bump

Martini??? You mean the drink with the olives in it????

 

[Stirling]

While my feelings towards vegetables are still blankly indifferent, you've given me a whole new perspective on gardening. I didn't know pulling big tubers out of the ground was a sexual thing!

 

[ariosto]

Oh what have I done...

Gee!
You wont let my faux pas just die in peace.
I've never even posted with Diamond and she already has a twisted sense of my predelected kink!...The olive thing,now every time I order one people will smile, whisper under their breath...giggle!

Stirling I only hope that one dark and unimaginative night when your struggling for the something a bit out of the ordinary to do you'll think of veggie's and remember me.

Now if you'll both come over to the Club, I'll treat you to some bloody marys and you can do whatever you want with the celery.

(Why are there no blushing smilies?)

 

[Diamondnrough]

BUMP

I was thinking olives were veggies, but after checking my references realize they are fruit!!!!((((((GIGGLE))))))

How about the pimentos inside? you know the hot little peices that come inside....hmmmm, sounds good to eat, all by itself

 

[MtnAngelWV]

<clutching ariosto to my bosom>

There, There, it will be okay! They may let you live it down in a few years. LOL

<leads ariosto out to the garden....>

 

[ariosto]

The Last Cucumber

They are good to eat Diamond. Ariosto has lived off them for years but let me warn you they're easy to suck out but hell to stuff back in.

Now Angel, as I let my aching head lie twixt your warm bosoms I will reach up and with a *sigh* shut the door on this gentle anomaly.

Our benign Overlords have agreed to close rather than Zap this thread so that it may serve the purpose of showing how wrong a simple post can go.