Vegas

[DrMelonCollie]

Melanie objected to the idea of a Vegas wedding, but Hannah wanted to get hitched to her latest boy toy and do it fast. He had already broken off 3 engagements, and more hearts, but what Hannah wanted, Hannah got.

So they were in Vegas and after an all glam morning and a waxing session from hell, the Bride and the Bridesmaids were all bikini ready. Unfortunately the bride had enjoyed a few too many drinks and Melanie escorted her back to her luxurious I'm going to spend the night before my Vegas wedding alone suite.

She'd made a promise to track down the groom and make sure he showed up for the wedding. Melanie went back down to the lobby spotting plenty of wedding guests.

 

[Freedom_15]

Hello

 

[musicankane]

You would think a doctor would be a person with more commitment capabilities than your average Joe. But Joe Kapp D.D.S. was not really a doctor. Sure he was a dentist and that was kind of the same thing. Doctor of teeth right? Anyhow Joe never liked the idea of getting married. The past few engagements he had were under pressure. One girl had said she was pregnant until one of her bridesmaids split the beans days before the wedding. Other girls had families desperate for marriage.

Hannah was different. She didn't care about marriage, or we'll she hadn't much. His family was the one pushing him forward this time. They said he couldn't keep stringing girls alone, he wasn't a frat boy anymore. It was time to mature and face the wonderful life he could have with a family and a get career.

Hannah seemed as good of a girl as any. Pretty, funny, easy going, loved to get shit faced, and she had never hinted nor pressured him towards marriage. She, like him, wanted just to have a good time.

So fast forwards twelve weeks and he was in Vegas the night before his wedding. At a club with his boys, getting his mother fucking drink on. Music boomed, drinks flowed, and the girls were fucking smoking. Joe felt a tinge of regret that he couldn't truly let loose and chase some of this prime ass tail walking around.

"Hey keep your eyes off buster." His friend Kent, a plastic surgeon told him.

"Dude fuck you. Hannah's conked for the night. I can look if I fucking want. Who's gonna bust me? So long as I keep my dick dry right?"

 

[DrMelonCollie]

It didn't take much detective work to find out the guys were out partying, and a flash of my cleavage later and I knew exactly where they were. Hannah was great, but this wedding was a disaster waiting to happen. Melanie was pretty much the opposite of Hannah. Hannah was blonde, bubbly, and ran around braless. Melanie was brunette, brainy, and hadn't gone braless since the 5th grade. Puberty had graced her with boobs, and she'd gone from sports bras into a C cup, and now they she wore a 36DD. Which meant she vetoed the strapless sherbet green dress that made every one look like they were going to vomit.

Nothing like be the Maid of Honor to get a few privileges, instead she was wearing a short frilly practically porno movie nightgown type dress in a pale sherbet orange shade. Right now she was wearing a dark blue swim suit and a floral wrap skirt. Compared to the rest of Vegas she looked modest, but wearing something like this at home would have had jaws dropping all over the place.

She was debating entering the strip club as the cab dropped her off inside, but with her luck he'd get plastered and wind up married to a hooker before the wedding and she'd never hear the end of it.

 

[musicankane]

Diamond was such a nice girl. She wanted to save up money for college but unfortunately, stripping was the best job available in Vegas. It tore at Joe's heart. Or maybe his boner. She was grinding her tight little ass on him pretty good so he really couldn't tell.

"So baby wanna take this to a private room?" Diamond asked him in a sweet and soft voice.

Joe nodded, he really did. He chugged the rest of his drink and let Diamond pull him to his feet. He got two steps toward the private room, when he saw Melanie walk in. "Oh fuck me!" He groaned.

"Sorry sugar can't do that here." Diamond giggled.

Joe pulled his hand away, "No I'm sorry baby, my fucking boss just showed up." He told her. "Rain check on the dance."

Diamond pouted and walked away.

Joe moved to Melanie with a drunken sway to his steps. "Melanie what are you doing here?"

 

[DrMelonCollie]

Melanie seemed to be just in time, of course with her luck that could have been far worse. She sighed her breasts moving, showing off just how natural boobs should move. Joe looked like he was a few drinks beyond rational thought.

"Making sure you remain STD free until the wedding." She shook her head and laughed slightly. She'd been at his last engagement party, and the one before, sometimes she felt like she knew Joe better than she knew Hannah.

"You don't want your dick to stay in Vegas," she shot a dirty look at some of his buddies, but none of them were looking her way. "The real question is what are doing hard up and ready to walk into some sleazy back room with a girl whose worked her way through many men's wallets?"

He was barely standing and she moved in closer to steady him. This was going to be the longest night of her life. Question was did she want to try and sober him up or just let him sleep it off. She bit her lower lip and she ever so gently wrangled her arm around him, and managed to get his arm tossed across her shoulders as she began to toddle him out. The hangover was going to be a bitch either way, and considering the tent in his pants, she had a feeling it would take more than some painkillers and a warm shower to get him to sleep.

"So are you ready for bed Joe?"

 

[musicankane]

Joe let Melanie stagger him towards the exit and he waved goodbye to his friends. "Hey guys come on, we're gonna go to another club." He called, "Mel Gibson here has the wildest parties." He smiled and then his eyes found the next girl on stage and pulled himself off of Melanie's shoulders.

"Hey wait a second, look at her." He said turning toward the stage. "Melanie wait a second, I don't wanna go to bed yet. I haven't gotten my bachelor dance yet." He glanced at her, "Say you wanna get some pancakes? I want pancakes."

Joe stood there for a minute watching the girl shake her ass on stage. In his drunken stupor he began to sway his hips as she did, getting into the dance. Which made him look retard to anyone who glanced his way.

 

[DrMelonCollie]

"Pancakes it is," she sighed again, inserting her body next to his and nudging him firmly towards the exit. Vegas time was subjective, but is was early afternoon judging by the sunshine. She managed to keep him standing while she flagged down a cab. Getting him in said cab was another matter entirely and he managed to grope her to the point that her nipples were protruding.

"Stop that," she chided him as she told the cabby which hotel to go to, "Do you want room service pancakes or one of the it's always breakfast buffets?" Food was a good idea, she figured and she noticed his erection had unzipped his pants and she tried to carefully zip him back up, but that was as hard as his cock was. It took more wrangling, mainly of him, to get things adjusted.

"You can't go to breakfast with your dick hanging out of your pants, and I'm not taking you to breakfast with jism all over your pants either." She smacked his hand away one more time and got the zipper up.

 

[musicankane]

Joe winced at the sunlight as Melanie ushered him into the cab. He didn't want to he in the cab, he wanted to get a lapdance and bust a nut. But Melanie forced him into the cab and he found himself giggling at his boner, sticking out of his jeans. Melanie kept trying to stuff his dick back into his pants and he tried to slap her hands away so he could giggle at it more.

She won eventually after practically having to stroke his rod as she worked it back into his pants. "Hey why did you put it aaay. It just wants some attention." He teased at her, pointing at the tent in his pants. "Come on Melanie, give it a little kiss." He mocked.

 

[DrMelonCollie]

"It's not lucky to kiss the groom before the wedding." He hadn't answered her question but considering his level of intoxication it was definitely room service. Heaven forbid he get arrested for indecent exposure and miss the wedding. "Will you be a good boy, if I promise to take it for a spin later?" she raised one eye brow dramatically, wishing the cab ride was over already.

"I could always flatten it like a pancake," she gently threatened as the cab lurched to a stop. She paid the driver and pealed Joe from the back seat. Now if she could just get him from the curb to the elevator without further difficulties she might have it made. Unfortunately the elevator was threw a bank of slot machines from the door, and her nipples were hard and insisting they should be played with.