Vegas or bust!
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Queertag45
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Nothing like that in Vegas.
silver gurl
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It's Vegas, they will come to your room.
nerfhearder
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Pretty sure there aren't any strip clubs on the Vegas strip. Not that I've ever noticed anyway. I mean unless you count the Thunder From Down Under show as a strip club.
nerfhearder
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I think the Luxor used to have a burlesque show.
nerfhearder
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Thing is, you're in Vegas where there is so much to do you never have enough time. Why waste it doing something you can do at home? The whole point of Vegas is to be in another world for a few days.
Lancecastor
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Wear a rubber, okay?
I've been riding your wife bareback and don't want you bringing any crotch crickets back to Montana.
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So every town in the US has casinos and strip clubs? I thought that is why folk went to Vegas. Sin City and all that.
nerfhearder
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Strip clubs anyway. Never seen a town of any size that didn't have at least one.
Lancecastor
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Hard Rim saw a naked woman once.
Hard_Rom
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And one day you might too. But don't hold your breath.
On second thought... hold your breath until you do.
PetiteDiane
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None on strip. Few outside of town, but strip would not allow that action.
nerfhearder
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The Palomino is on LV BLVD but north of the actual strip and there are several off the strip.
silver gurl
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Really? Most towns I have lived in are not zoned for strip clubs. You need a special license.
Saint Peter
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Save time and limit the watered down drinks. Pay a hooker to come to your room and dance. It will cost less than an evening at the tittie bar and she will be happy to give you a holesome show.
nerfhearder
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Show me a town in the US over a quarter million that doesn't have at least one.
There may be a couple but I'm willing to bet they're the exception instead of the rule.
nerfhearder
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This. It's something that's sorta Vegas-centric and safer, cheaper and more fun.
Hard_Rom
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Not very social though. Before VIP rooms and lap dances ruined strip clubs going to a strip club was a guy's night social event. 5$ table dances are no more. Now it's 20$ VIP lapdances.
Strip clubs that are not fully nude might actually be a good thing, now!
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Las Vegas NV (as distinct from Las Vegas NM) has been pushing "family fun" for some time -- because so many other places now have casinos and sex. You'd probably find more (and cheaper) action elsewhere. Stay home and hire a local hooker for the night. Or try Tijuana.
spacekowboy
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I'll take the bust.
