Vegan Needs Cum

[Carnevil9]

A woman who is a strict ethical vegan is not feeling well, so she goes to see her doctor. After running some tests, the doc tells her that she needs more protein in her diet. He says that beans and nuts only go so far. She needs real animal protein if she wants to feel better.

But ethical vegans avoid animal-based foods because they can't be collected ethically. Animals can't "consent" even to having their milk or eggs harvested. But, she realizes, there is one animal that can consent: man. So she goes on a mission to suck off and swallow as many men as possible. What sort of merry mix-ups is she likely to find herself in?

Plot twist: instead of a woman, make it a gay man.

Further plot twist: make it a straight man.

 

[sirhugs]

....and swallow as many men as possible. ...?

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does she spit the bones out?

does a little hot sauce make the bodies slide down her throat more easily?

 

[JJA122]

-First guy she meets is in a gym, her attention turns to his protein shake.
-First guy walks in on second guy getting blown, and he feels like he's been cucked.
-She seeks out her friend's boyfriend. lots of possibility here: does the girlfriend watch and comment?
-She finds a group of guys on college break.
-Neighbor knocks on her door, asking to borrow sugar. And in return?
-Word gets around = gangbang.

Maybe she starts with the doctor, then the receptionist. lol

 

[Carnevil9]

One fraternity could probably keep her belly full twenty-four seven.

 

[sirhugs]

One fraternity could probably keep her belly full twenty-four seven.

and if that doesn't work, she can go down the road and eat cream pies at the sorority.

 

[Gunter99]

A woman who is a strict ethical vegan is not feeling well, so she goes to see her doctor. After running some tests, the doc tells her that she needs more protein in her diet. He says that beans and nuts only go so far. She needs real animal protein if she wants to feel better.

But ethical vegans avoid animal-based foods because they can't be collected ethically. Animals can't "consent" even to having their milk or eggs harvested. But, she realizes, there is one animal that can consent: man. So she goes on a mission to suck off and swallow as many men as possible. What sort of merry mix-ups is she likely to find herself in?

Plot twist: instead of a woman, make it a gay man.

Further plot twist: make it a straight man.

Tracy Kiss on YouTube might have some tips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJAw18UsPzw

Some Semen Cookies?

Another twist is that this lady (or guy) becomes a star bukkake performer?

 

[fuck_jannies]

This one made me LOL. Love this concept, however, how hard would it be to get guys to consent to being "milked" in some way? I think (as you rightly say) you may have to go for a comedy angle on this one. Like maybe she's "diabetic" for jizz. Maybe she's sitting in class, and her jizz-levels are dropping, so she needs some soon or she'll go into a coma.

Oh, how about if her long term steady is a guy who's phone number is on her medical wristband? She goes too long without jizz and goes into a coma in the campus quad one sunny afternoon. The dude's pager goes crazy and he races to rescue her, pushing aside the crowd of concerned onlookers. Without even thinking, he whips out his cock and starts furiously jerking it, yelling at the female onlookers to "show some tits because this is a life or death wank!". Disgusted, they turn away. He nears his finish anyway, and jams his cock in his unconscious lover's mouth, filling her belly with much needed seed. She slowly wakes just as campus security arrives to arrest him, her life saved. Oh Jizzman! Thanks for saving the day!

I crack myself up.

 

[Carnevil9]

This one made me LOL. Love this concept, however, how hard would it be to get guys to consent to being "milked" in some way? I think (as you rightly say) you may have to go for a comedy angle on this one. Like maybe she's "diabetic" for jizz. Maybe she's sitting in class, and her jizz-levels are dropping, so she needs some soon or she'll go into a coma.

Oh, how about if her long term steady is a guy who's phone number is on her medical wristband? She goes too long without jizz and goes into a coma in the campus quad one sunny afternoon. The dude's pager goes crazy and he races to rescue her, pushing aside the crowd of concerned onlookers. Without even thinking, he whips out his cock and starts furiously jerking it, yelling at the female onlookers to "show some tits because this is a life or death wank!". Disgusted, they turn away. He nears his finish anyway, and jams his cock in his unconscious lover's mouth, filling her belly with much needed seed. She slowly wakes just as campus security arrives to arrest him, her life saved. Oh Jizzman! Thanks for saving the day!

I crack myself up.

You figured me out! I pretty much always go for the comedy angle!

 

[JJA122]

Oh, how about if her long term steady is a guy who's phone number is on her medical wristband? She goes too long without jizz and goes into a coma in the campus quad one sunny afternoon. The dude's pager goes crazy and he races to rescue her, pushing aside the crowd of concerned onlookers. Without even thinking, he whips out his cock and starts furiously jerking it, yelling at the female onlookers to "show some tits because this is a life or death wank!". Disgusted, they turn away. He nears his finish anyway, and jams his cock in his unconscious lover's mouth, filling her belly with much needed seed. She slowly wakes just as campus security arrives to arrest him, her life saved. Oh Jizzman! Thanks for saving the day!

I crack myself up.

He needs a sidekick, Flash Girl!

 

[Sign54]

Looks

Can she be cute??? I want this to be consensual.

 

[sirhugs]

Can she be cute??? I want this to be consensual.

are you saying only cute girls can be consensual?

 

[Sign54]

are you saying only cute girls can be consensual?

No. That’s not what I meant. I was just thinking of what she looks like.