Vasectomy

[Mike_Yates]

Do I qualify to receive a vasectomy?

I heard that you have to be at least 35 years old.

I do not ever want to pass my defective genes and feeble-mindedness onto someone else.

I want to get a vasectomy for no reason other than to make a political statement.

If only millions of other men shared the exact same beliefs as me.

 

[theault_b]

Scissors, a stitch or two and a few bags of frozen peas. Wiki the instructions. You can easily do it at home.

 

[oneworldlyguy]

Jeezus... NO- don't do it at home.

I went to Planned Parenthood and had mine done when I was in my 20s. As long as you have a good reason and have thought it through you can easily and inexpensively get it done.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Jeezus... NO- don't do it at home.

I went to Planned Parenthood and had mine done when I was in my 20s. As long as you have a good reason and have thought it through you can easily and inexpensively get it done.

How much does it cost?

 

[eyer]

Just give Susan an Xacto knife when you finally meet her...

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Just give Susan an Xacto knife when you finally meet her...

ROTFLMAO.

 

[Noor]

How do you know you have defective genes?

 

[1fromawoodpile]

How do you know you have defective genes?

Are you kidding? Boy's dumber than a coal bucket.

 

[thirty]

Jeezus... NO- don't do it at home.

I went to Planned Parenthood and had mine done when I was in my 20s. As long as you have a good reason and have thought it through you can easily and inexpensively get it done.

The cost should be no big deal... you would have saved more money on condoms after that.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

The cost should be no big deal... you would have saved more money on condoms after that.

True. It pays for itself in that and lack of child support bills later.

 

[doctor_insanus]

I could see Mikey as the patriarch of some Lovecraftian cult of inbred fish-worshipers.

Don't give up on the dream!

 

[Noor]

Are you kidding? Boy's dumber than a coal bucket.

but is it genetic? it could just be bad luck or lack of oxygen at birth or something, maybe his genes are fine and he could produce really great children.

 

[colddiesel]

Use a Burdizzo instead .

 

[Mike_Yates]

How do you know you have defective genes?

Because of my IQ score.

 

[chillywilly2]

Jeezus... NO- don't do it at home.

I went to Planned Parenthood and had mine done when I was in my 20s. As long as you have a good reason and have thought it through you can easily and inexpensively get it done.

So is stooopid a good enough reason?

 

[1fromawoodpile]

Because of my IQ score.

I told you all. Boy's dumber than a damn coal bucket.

 

[oddity83]

Lots of hetro couples avoid having kids. Its called condoms. Get the good ones not the free ones from the public health department.

 

[akatrex]

OctoDaddy:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Desmond-Hatchett.jpg

30 and Counting!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

OctoDaddy:

http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Desmond-Hatchett.jpg

30 and Counting!

Time for a snip, man.

 

[Mike_Yates]

So is stooopid a good enough reason?

Special needs kids have special needs.

 

[thør]

Mitch Seavey will lend you a nice sharp Kershaw.

 

[fair_warning]

Do I qualify to receive a vasectomy?

I heard that you have to be at least 35 years old.

You're IQ is pretty much the same so, you're good to go.

 

[1fromawoodpile]

Boy's dumber than a damn coal bucket.

 

[cum2ut]

Because of my IQ score.

Doesn't mean you have defective genes...just means you don't take tests very well. IQ is not the deciding factor for everything in life. If it was, we wouldn't have nearly the amount of politicians that we do......

 

[Mike_Yates]

Doesn't mean you have defective genes...just means you don't take tests very well. IQ is not the deciding factor for everything in life. If it was, we wouldn't have nearly the amount of politicians that we do......

IQ is an absolutely essential factor for success in the academic and occupational world.

People with high IQ's work extremely high-paying white collar jobs that require bachelors and masters degrees from prestigious colleges, while those with low IQ's work in the factories with poor wages and under harsh work conditions.