Variable Cleavage

[Flagg]

I absolutely adore cleavages. That subtle little curve of one breast meeting the subtle little curve of the other in a delightfully rounded and dark embrace makes me quite dizzy. Looking at breasts and cleavages in particular is something I unashamedly do as much as possible. Not in a mediterannean way - you know the old lechy learing way. But just a discreet glance into the ovary abyss. Scientists recently discovered that looking at breasts on a regular basis could prolong the lifespan of a male. I always knew there had to be a reasonable explanation.

Anyway, Wonderbra have brought out a new bra - The Variable Cleavage Bra. I'm sure its been out for ages in the US 'cos you're so great n'all (haven't managed to come up with an effective voting system though) but its only been available in the UK for about a week. Suffice to say it was £24 very well spent. My girlfriend was amazed at my enthousiasm to go shopping and go round umpteen stores 'til we found it. I usually play the role of the typical male skulking around outside the shop wishing we could just go for lunch.

Its fantastic.

Two toggles - one for each breast. You can have pert tits, saggy tits, pushed together tits, pushed up tits, pointy-out tits, firm tits, squishy tits and all without having to change girlfriend! Its a miracle!

So, if you are a "breast man" and haven't come across this wonderful bit of modern technology then go forth, purchase, play and enjoy.

They're bringing out an "Air-bra" in February. Can't wait.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Uhh? FLAG!!!

I have to tell this to you and you just might not understand. But the thing is if you have big breast like I do. THERE IS NOW WAY IN HELL MY LEFT TIT WILL FIT IN ONE OF THOSE BRA'Shttp://smilecwm.tripod.com/net4/thefinger.gif I hate to illusion you but those bra's are for the little women that look like toothpicks!! and have no tits because of us women that have a bundence!!! So have fun looking I just wanted to let you know . But there is a good thing there are bra's out there for heavy breast women that pushes them up




44DD
THE WIFE

 

[Deborah]

So Flagg, tell us please, just how good does Crystal look in the Varible Cleavage Bra?

 

[Juliangel]

I thought men hated these types of bras. I mean you find a women she has great breasts and lovely cleavage and when you take the bra off *Poof* it's all gone It was just the bra enhancing what little she had and that is not all that great.

 

[Flagg]

I hate to illusion you ...

I hate that you illusion me too. Don't illusion me no more!

Originally posted by JuliangelI thought men hated these types of bras. I mean you find a women she has great breasts and lovely cleavage and when you take the bra off *Poof* it's all gone It was just the bra enhancing what little she had and that is not all that great.

I love her tits! She is a fine 34/B / 32/C which is how I like them. Its just a little fun for her to have completely unnaturally pert and pushed up breasts. Just a shame she won't let me buy her a corset (something to do with how they are instruments of torture than can lead to infertility and premature death. My "No Pain-No Gain" analogy didn't go down all that well)

I have the great advantage of going out with a 20 year old so don't worry there are no firmness problems there whatsoever.

Deborah - You're boring.

 

[Deborah]

What do you expect? I'm an American.

 

[Gaucho]

Ode to Flagg

With apologies to Johnny Mathis.

Chances Are

Chances are 'cause your tits are looking good
Your cleavage is beyond compare
Chances are you think that I can't help but stare

Just because my erection sort of flips
When I think about your nips sublime
Chances are I think your Wonderbra's divine

BRIDGE
In the magic of moonlight when I sigh, "What a pair."
Chances are you believe that I won't mind your cups are filled with air

Guess you feel they'll always be the ones for me
And if you think they could
Well, chances are your chances are awfully good

The chances are your Wonderbra gives me wood