Vanity Thread

[annaswirls]

have you seen me?

I have a new thread

come come
look
look
look at me
and my beautiful av


spontaneous this is
I will think on the wonderful ways I am the best
licking my mirror for a taste of
perrrr-fection


~anna~

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

oh how sassy..but fun!

 

[WickedEve]

Fortunately, I need no attention. I have no need to be on this thread. You people don't have to look at my yummy avs or read my wonderful poetry.


(is anyone looking?)

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

Fortunately, I need no attention. I have no need to be on this thread. You people don't have to look at my yummy avs or read my wonderful poetry.


(is anyone looking?)

that's bcuz you hijack everyone elses

 

[Catalina Frisco]

that thread was evil, it needed to be hijacked, it was a psyco thread, ( does everyone know now, know Im a nut??


ohh, you have to hear this, anna, can I poke my nose in for something cool?
im having surgery on october 22, for some probs I have had female wise ya know, and a new procedure called MEA microwave endometrial ablation. I wont have my menses anymore but I will prolly still have the symptoms, waaaah...anyway, its new and safe alternative to hysterectomy( in some cases) and no more periods ever again www.microsulis.us my doc says he has done more than anyone else in the country so far, and he did 53 so far.so its kinda new and if I die, ( here comes my vanity contribution to this thread)will you guys have a fun party for me? I hate the thought of everyone so sad and stuff, I know im totally irreplaceable

well, football calls,

luv ya'll

 

[Angeline]

have you seen me?

I have a new thread

come come
look
look
look at me
and my beautiful av


spontaneous this is
I will think on the wonderful ways I am the best
licking my mirror for a taste of
perrrr-fection


~anna~

if i get a new av, will you read my poems?

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Vanity Thread

if i get a new av, will you read my poems?

My 5 year old asked about your av. She wanted to know if that was me hugging a monkey. I said, "No. It's a friend hugging her dog." Then it struck me. Maybe she thought I was the dog and you were a monkey... lol

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

My 5 year old asked about your av. She wanted to know if that was me hugging a monkey. I said, "No. It's a friend hugging her dog." Then it struck me. Maybe she thought I was the dog and you were a monkey... lol

U let 5 year olds watch the AVs on Lit?

Now I'll never post my schlong here.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

U let 5 year olds watch the AVs on Lit?

Now I'll never post my schlong here.

NO! But if one of my kids approaches, I scroll up or down to a "nice" av like Angeline and the monkey.

 

[Liar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

NO! But if one of my kids approaches, I scroll up or down to a "nice" av like Angeline and the monkey.

Oh all right. And that is a nice AV. Monkeys are cool.

I still don't think I'm gonna post my schlong though. You can't scroll that far.

 

[WickedEve]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

Oh all right. And that is a nice AV. Monkeys are cool.

I still don't think I'm gonna post my schlong though. You can't scroll that far.

Good idea. I don't want to have to scroll it down 3 monitor screens to get to another av.

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

Good idea. I don't want to have to scroll it down 3 monitor screens to get to another av.

My employer can hook you up with a nice projection screen if that would work.



P.S. I'm getting tired of that av; time for a new one. tungtied sent me a lovely pm, in which he said ee is even better-looking there than in his other avs, lol. Now you've compared one of us--me I guess--to a monkey. Actually that av is me and Tath.

 

[annaswirls]

Re: Re: Vanity Thread

if i get a new av, will you read my poems?

eh hem Angeline,

this is the vanity thread

you should say

I do not need a pussy or tit av to get anyone to read my poems.

Although I think Liar might get a few more reads with a schong....

or is is a schlort?

okay I had to say it or the hairy primate cousin would have picked it up.



Anna

 

[Angeline]

Re: Re: Re: Vanity Thread

eh hem Angeline,

this is the vanity thread

you should say

I do not need a pussy or tit av to get anyone to read my poems.

Although I think Liar might get a few more reads with a schong....

or is is a schlort?

okay I had to say it or the hairy primate cousin would have picked it up.



Anna

Well my second language is Yiddish (I had to learn it to figure out what my mother and grandmother were saying because they always preceded it with "Don't tell the children, but..."), and I believe either schlong or schmuck would be correct.

Not that I ever heard my mom and grandma have a conversation about either in any context other than "He's such a schmuck."

 

[champagne1982]

Of course that isn't me
in my AV
I have a prettier pussy than that.

Did you happen to see
my new poetry
as a response in a different thread?

I'm far too wonderous, I'll just bask
and never ask
that you tell me what you think.

C'mon fat cat
and tell me that
you think I'm best.
I am the great head
it's true I've led
the herd and I've beat the rest.
No I don't drink
and know, before you blink
that I'm truly self-blest.

 

[annaswirls]

omg I almost forgot about my Vanity Poem, when self-loathing strikes self-importance and knocks 'er on 'er ass! lol! I have another one too, of course. They are the best. I have to write another one of these. Good to keep you honest.

Anna Spits
by annaswirls ©

Miss Anna reads her dead flower
icicle-prick drip poems
over and over
working herself into a sweaty
red eyed moon-shine frenzy,

twists them up tight and
plugs them up her omnivorous hole,
moaning
"oh anna fuck me
with your swirling style."

Then twists nine cent bic up her french kissed ass
for some shit scented inspiration

as she watches me lick
the crumpled paper dildo,
pausing only to cheer obediently,
"good girl, you did it again
aren't you SO fucking clever?"

She demands
hands folded neatly, like an
alter boy with a hard-on,
cervix crucifix
held en garde.

Suddenly she realizes she is five minutes late, again...



Half-life homeless Bob sees her coming,
aorta-leaking left-swing bitch with a sad smile

Hey! Ralph says he loves
the pity gloves you gave me
in your sally struthers attempt
to give your domestic existence purpose-
those unnaturally soft polar fleece
left hand jerkin him off
while my right is right here baby

picking blue fuzz
from the wrinkled foreskin flap
of a botched circumcision just to
stay the night in his engine free buick, shit girl

double soaked, man,
cum frozen fast

clit twitch pedestrians watch Bob
whack his rock hard gloves
against the hood of her sterile
six cylinder wagon


how do you like that
Miz suck your balls
hairless as a Don Sphinx
seventeen minutes
god, what I would do to you
behind glass over Chesapeake avenue

plenty of crotch dry granmas
with charity outerware,
bitch give me what you are good for, damn

wags his limp dick
with red chapped hands


she wonders what the children saw from the back seat...




Miss Anna, she never takes the backseat
birthday gifts in tissue paper bags
pretty mama smile thick as frosting
tying on colorful blindfolds
spin them all round dizzy to
pin-the-tail on the asses asses

all the while
writing another cumslut poem in her
double timing brain— this time
going down hard on birthday boy's big brother
while fat daddy smacks her cheeks red delicious
hot, hissing through bridge gap teeth
"That’s right, you wrote it,
now do it, bitch."


Pretty hostess gives a tupperware smile,
tray balanced neatly on upturned palm.
Does anyone need another drink?
It is almost time for cake.

 

[The_Fool]

I have no fucking clue what to post on this thread.

So I won't.

 

[The_Fool]

Oh shit. I guess I did it anyway....

Foool
rolling his ego around the floor with bare feet...

 

[BooMerengue]

I have to laugh about the Av banter! This pc is on an island counter between the kitchen and dining room... in a house of 8 people. I don't pay much attention to Av's anymore- well I DO, but I don't get alarmed anymore! LOL

But every now and then I'll be engrossed in reading posts when I'll hear behind me "Holy shit!" (bluesky's av!) and I have to scramble real quick to shrink the screen! My daughter is such a prude! No one would EVER believe I raised her- she's so prudy she embarasses ME!!

But now maybe some can see why my pc time is limited... I have to wait til everyone else has gone to bed... unless I want to play Poppit!! ugh...

Catalina Sanfarisco? I had the old timey hysterectomy and I LOVED it- no more monthlies and the PMS thing does fade away after awhile. But yes- if you die I promise we'll have a wild as hell wake on your behalf!

But remember- some of us are southerners... can you arrange for someone to send us a picture of you in your casket?

(Boo- you are SO bad!) <<---- spoken by my altered ego

 

[annaswirls]

Oh shit. I guess I did it anyway....

Foool
rolling his ego around the floor with bare feet...

come on Mister Fool,
can't you please do that little dance you do so well?
You know you want to.....

annaswirls

 

[SeattleRain]

I can't believe you all beat me to this thread

can I tell you how much I love
to page through my
sex
starved
sex
sex drenched
clenched sipped and dripping frozen
burning poems

tracing the edges of my av nipples until they stand on end

here
and there

sucking dry my own existance until I am quenched
for the kiss





oh was this thread a joke?
hmmm
well I cant help it
I love to look at my naked skin
if that is vanity
than I came to the right place



champagne when do we see your pretty pussy
and Eve
you
promised I think

 

[BlueskyBeauty]

I have to laugh about the Av banter! This pc is on an island counter between the kitchen and dining room... in a house of 8 people. I don't pay much attention to Av's anymore- well I DO, but I don't get alarmed anymore! LOL

But every now and then I'll be engrossed in reading posts when I'll hear behind me "Holy shit!" (bluesky's av!) and I have to scramble real quick to shrink the screen! My daughter is such a prude! No one would EVER believe I raised her- she's so prudy she embarasses ME!!

But now maybe some can see why my pc time is limited... I have to wait til everyone else has gone to bed... unless I want to play Poppit!! ugh...

Catalina Sanfarisco? I had the old timey hysterectomy and I LOVED it- no more monthlies and the PMS thing does fade away after awhile. But yes- if you die I promise we'll have a wild as hell wake on your behalf!

But remember- some of us are southerners... can you arrange for someone to send us a picture of you in your casket?

(Boo- you are SO bad!) <<---- spoken by my altered ego

well, i promised an ass pic way back months ago, i couldn't wiggle out of it, but even i get a bit shocked when i see it..something like "holy shit, did i really post that for an av?" ah well, so sorry if it hurts the eyes, maybe i should just post a butterfly or something cute like that.

 

[Guest]

Maybe if I smile pretty
to go along
        with some patch
everyone will miss
what I am truely lacking

 

[normal jean]

I have to laugh about the Av banter! This pc is on an island counter between the kitchen and dining room... in a house of 8 people. I don't pay much attention to Av's anymore- well I DO, but I don't get alarmed anymore! LOL

But every now and then I'll be engrossed in reading posts when I'll hear behind me "Holy shit!" (bluesky's av!) and I have to scramble real quick to shrink the screen! My daughter is such a prude! No one would EVER believe I raised her- she's so prudy she embarasses ME!!

But now maybe some can see why my pc time is limited... I have to wait til everyone else has gone to bed... unless I want to play Poppit!! ugh...

Catalina Sanfarisco? I had the old timey hysterectomy and I LOVED it- no more monthlies and the PMS thing does fade away after awhile. But yes- if you die I promise we'll have a wild as hell wake on your behalf!

But remember- some of us are southerners... can you arrange for someone to send us a picture of you in your casket?

(Boo- you are SO bad!) <<---- spoken by my altered ego

oh BOO I dont know WHO I am half the time, truth is I'm such gosh dang wonderful I needed 4 or 5 names just to hold all my wonderfulness in!!!

and now way on the picture in the casket thinige, I dont allow pics of me in real alive life, much less the dead thing, besides Im gonna be creamated and spread on a beach somewhere....but if you want, maybe I can get some pics of me pretending to be dead, but not funeral prepped, oh god this is sooo gross!!

you know I love ya

 

[SeattleRain]

Maybe if I smile pretty
to go along
        with some patch
everyone will miss
what I am truely lacking

Um Neo,
what you are lacking is a belt...
but one can be provided...

BlueSky, you got my belt?

SR