Vanilla Facials?

[TigrGrrl5]

Okay all you post-monkeys.
Gotta question for you...

We all have our own concept of vanilla sex, that is, it conjures up a certain mental picture for all of us.
So, my question to you is how far does vanilla sex go?
Oral sex?
Just missionary?
Are facials still vanilla sex?

What do y'all think?
It's on the GB, but no one's really treating it seriously, so I thought I'd come in here and see what y'all have to say.
Don't get me wrong, I love the GB and the sarcasm, just wanted a couple serious opinions.

 

[Waldo]

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[TigrGrrl5]

I'm bumping my own thread. How sad. *tsk tsk*

C'mon, there has to be some more opinions out there!

 

[SunnyGirl]

I wouldn't put a facial into the 'vanilla' category. It seems to be just beyond that realm of 'acceptable' vanilla sex to me. Mind you, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, it's just not vanilla

 

[TigrGrrl5]

Oh, no, I'm not debating the facial itself, just how to categorize it.
Thanks for your opinion.
I think the guy with whom I was debating this point has a rather interesting definition of "vanilla sex" that extends beyond what others normally think.

 

[Ant Knee]

Oh, no, I'm not debating the facial itself, just how to categorize it.
Thanks for your opinion.
I think the guy with whom I was debating this point has a rather interesting definition of "vanilla sex" that extends beyond what others normally think.

at the risk of starting a further debate, could someone give a poor sheltered Brit at least some idea what vanilla sex is, I had never heard of it before this thread?

 

[bigcpl4fun]

at the risk of starting a further debate, could someone give a poor sheltered Brit at least some idea what vanilla sex is, I had never heard of it before this thread?

"Vanilla" is equivalent to "normal" or "straight". Generally speaking it means the societal norm for acceptable sex.

Not too long ago it would mean just heterosexual sex in the missionary position. These days it includes foreplay and probably oral, although you might get some arguments still on the last one.

 

[Saoirse]

I have to say No.... I doubt if those who enjoy purely Vanilla Sex would indulge in facials. To me the two just dont go hand in hand!