Vanilla Cocke.

[Black_Bird]

I'm used to the vanilla coke that's served in soda fountain shops and family resturants like Denny's. It's the type of Vanilla Coke that isn't too sweet but kicks you square in the forehead, proclaiming "Yes, I'm Vanilla. What the fuck are you going to do about it?"

Today, I saw 20 oz Vanilla Cokes sitting in the back of the grocery store. Since I work there, I was allowed to take some home...

I love it! I really really do! It tastes just like the vanilla cock I used to suck down...

Er, what I mean to say is, it's fucking weak. It hardly tastes like vanilla at all, and it's way too sweet. It sucks infected monkey balls, folks.

 

[Guest]

 

[Wiggles]

Fruedian slip?

LoL!

 

[Olivianna]

This is immensely disappointing. I used to love the vanilla coke from the fountain at the local newspaper shop (before they shut the shop down to open a Gap).

Any attempt by Coca-cola to be innovative by playing off of American nostalgia for past times will fail. I find it as insulting as is television.

 

[Guest]

 

[patient1]

Thanks for the review. If I try it, I won't have my hopes up.

 

[freakygirl]

I thought it was pretty good for a bottled product.

 

[Olivianna]

Not sure its insulting. I am sure they were really trying to make a product people liked, but failed.

Heh. Yeah. I'm sure the idea was the brainchild of the Division of Altruism at Coca-Cola, Inc.

What I mean by insulting is that I find the transformation of old-school Americana into corporate gloop analagous to the buy-out of all of the old corner newspaper shops in my hometown by Gaps and Blockbusters.

 

[Black_Bird]

Fruedian slip?

Not lately; dead people tend not to walk as often, ergo they don't slip as often.

 

[Dre]

I tried it a week ago at school, and it upset my stomach. I shoulda just stuck to root beer. It tasted yucky. *L*

 

[Wiggles]

Not lately; dead people tend not to walk as often, ergo they don't slip as often.

And I imagine they don't wear much negligee either?

Never mind, don't read that. It just gives you horrible mental images.



I haven't tried this Vanilla coke yet. But I'm sure when I do I'll come back and post my opinions on your thread.

 

[Black_Bird]

And I imagine they don't wear much negligee either?
Never mind, don't read that. It just gives you horrible mental images.

I think Frued would want to have a talk with you, either to find out why you are so interested in male figures wearing negligee, or why you've been in his closet. Either way, I'm sure it would be an interesting conversation.