Vampire Vagina

[loquere]

For story purposes which is the norm in vampiric literature, is a vampire's penis or vampiress's vagina cold like their skin?


In the past i've written the skin as being cold but the vagina as radiating heat.


I know this is up to the author, I just wanted to know what the norm is.

 

[LadyVer]

From my readings, the dick and the vag are hot, not cold.

 

[Hypoxia]

From my readings, the dick and the vag are hot, not cold.

I suppose it depends on the cultural context. A Malay vamp is just a flying head with fangs and a trailing spinal cord -- no human form, no genitals available. A Navaho vamp is a living human witch or warlock transformed into a biting animal. Old-style Balkan vamps are revenants, mindless decaying ex-humans with no sexual drive, so genital temperature is irrelevant.

We authors can create whatever vamp physiology we wish. Merely choose a suitable backstory.

 

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[LadyVer]

I suppose it depends on the cultural context. A Malay vamp is just a flying head with fangs and a trailing spinal cord -- no human form, no genitals available. A Navaho vamp is a living human witch or warlock transformed into a biting animal. Old-style Balkan vamps are revenants, mindless decaying ex-humans with no sexual drive, so genital temperature is irrelevant.

We authors can create whatever vamp physiology we wish. Merely choose a suitable backstory.

It is up to the author, and it depends on the genre/subgenre. As a romance/erotica vamp reader, I can tell you that when the dick and vag meet, there better be some heat. Just saying.

 

[jezzilee]

Am I the only one who saw the title and immediately thought dentata?

Ouch.

You are not alone!

 

[Gorza]

Am I the only one who saw the title and immediately thought dentata?

Ouch.

Ah, as the song from The Lion King goes, "Vagina dentata, what a wonderful thing!"

 

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[loquere]

Am I the only one who saw the title and immediately thought dentata?

Ouch.

I could see how your mind went there, sorry I should've been clearer. However a woman with fangs in her vagina would make for a nice erotic horror story.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

For story purposes which is the norm in vampiric literature, is a vampire's penis or vampiress's vagina cold like their skin?
...
I know this is up to the author, I just wanted to know what the norm is.

...norm? They're vampires. Early legends don't specify these details (or even suggest they were sexual) and Bram Stoker was kind enough not to go into that sort of detail. Do whatever you want with them, it's not like someone can go on wikipedia and prove you got it wrong.

 

[JackLuis]

When I saw the title I thought Succubus, a witch that sucks your soul out of your cock!

 

[TxRad]

When I saw the title I thought Succubus, a witch that sucks your soul out of your cock!

Hey, leave my second ex wife out of this.

She could suck start a Harley on a good day.

 

[submit4pleasure]

Am I the only one who saw the title and immediately thought dentata?

Ouch.

Dentata was my first thought also lol

 

[GforGraham]

Without new blood they are as limp and shriveled as week old celery left on the benchtop. I refer to both his and hers bits.
With blood the bodies warm up and the bits can go about their normal function of joining with other corresponding bits.
At least this is what I have read.

 

[Nathan_Brazil]

There was no way... No freaking way... That I wasn't gonna click on this thread.

 

[Hypoxia]

My upcoming Valentine contest story THE BOTANISTS: An Adventure has cameos by plant vampires. Yes, plant vamps. Plants in the genera Pholisma and Ammobroma are clumpy sponge-like sap-suckers that parasitize innocent plants dozens or hundreds of feet away under sandy desert washes... by extending root-like TENTACLES!! (Finally -- a valid invocation.)

I'm reminded of the 1950s version of THE THING with James Arness as a big alien carnivorous carrot. Suppose such an alien vegetable humanoid was a blood vampire... suppose it could / would have sex with you... suppose you have already had sex with carrots so it's no big thing... I sense a bunny here. No, not a carrot-eating bunny, although... just suppose the alien carrot humanoid vampire met a human named Bunny. Who eats whom?

 

[Kinkenglish]

A thread I just HAD to click on

Carrot sex?
Humanoid carrots ? Carotenoids?

 

[Bramblethorn]

Ah, as the song from The Lion King goes, "Vagina dentata, what a wonderful thing!"

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html

 

[Hypoxia]

Or maybe the carrot vampire is moral and only attacks blood oranges.

 

[sr71plt]

For story purposes which is the norm in vampiric literature, is a vampire's penis or vampiress's vagina cold like their skin?

For story purposes it's anything you make it as long as you remain consistent with it. Vampires aren't real.

 

[Hypoxia]

Vampires aren't real.

Not real, but audiences' expectations and presumptions about the nature of vamps could influence a piece's reception. I doubt that vamps with removable dentures would go over well. But hey, who knows? Is there a geriatric vamp niche?

Vamp possibilities (succubi excluded):

* Vamp genitalia are always cold; or always warm
* Vamp genitalia get warm after a good blood feast
* Vamp genitalia react differently to human and non-human blood (imagine a goat-sucker's gonads)
* Vamps do (or don't) desire sex with living humans
* Vamps are (or aren't) competent at human sex
* Male vamps do (or don't) ejaculate
* Female vamps do (or don't) squirt

These all assume vamps of the familiar, romantic Dracula model, not hulking revenants or flying brainstems. The spookiest vamp-like creature I've read of was a sexless stick-figure in Anthony Boucher's THEY BITE. Not erotic at all. A challenge: Write an erotic tale with scary non-erotic vamps.

 

[sr71plt]

Not real, but audiences' expectations and presumptions about the nature of vamps could influence a piece's reception. I doubt that vamps with removable dentures would go over well. But hey, who knows? Is there a geriatric vamp niche?

Oh, Lord, that old pimping for votes again. It's the authors who break new ground who surge ahead. I have vampire stories and I didn't bother to read the "rules" on them before I wrote them. Anyone who then reads the "rules" at me gets deep sixed as being anal retentive.

 

[oggbashan]

Oh, Lord, that old pimping for votes again. It's the authors who break new ground who surge ahead. I have vampire stories and I didn't bother to read the "rules" on them before I wrote them. Anyone who then reads the "rules" at me gets deep sixed as being anal retentive.

My stories have a ghost whose icy prick melts in a human vagina; a ghost whose vagina is initially cold but warms up by taking warmth from the human; giant three-breasted women who can swallow a man through their vaginas...

I don't see the need to be consistent except in the particular story or group of stories.

 

[redzinger]

What always ruins vampire fiction for me is when the victim comes when being drained dry, or when they are frozen/under control of another. An important part of orgasm is the associated engorgement of the sex organs...

Physiologically, orgasms occur following two basic responses to continual stimulation:

Vasocongestion: the process whereby body tissues fill up with blood, swelling in size as a result
Myotonia: the process whereby muscles tense, including both voluntary flexing and involuntary contracting.

...and the ability to contract muscles. So that bit always loses me.

 

[Learin]

http://www.queenofwands.net/d/20040121.html