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After centuries of turbulent rest, I woke up from my deep slumber. The darkness gave way to a dimly lit Victorian room, of black lace and suffocating, ancient odor. My arms were weights, my legs like logs, and my hands were beautiful manicured nails.
WAITAMINUTE.
"Ah, Count. You are awake," I heard a woman's voice say.
"What... what have you done to me?" I said in a sonorous threatening tone. Which turned out all girly and squeaky because I WAS NOT IN MY OWN BODY.
"Oh! I needed a maid!" She cheerfully said. She sat in a chair, ruffled black shirt and flowing skirt.
"You needed a Great Vampire Lord to be..." I began to fume.
"Well, someone has to clean this house. I have better things to do," she smiled, cradling some sort of book.
"Look. If you want to use me for power, or use me for revenge, one such as I should be put to use not as a mere maid..."
"Look! Look!" she ignored me, shoving the gaudy book in my face. "Dollfies!!!"
"D-d-d-WHAT???" I stared at the dolls dressed in black. They were larger than dolls, smaller than humans, and had a disturbing mature quality to them. I clenched my teeth, and flew into a rage. I flung myself at her and proceeded to wrap my hands around her ivory neck. Except my legs were really small. And so were my arms. And, uh, my hands, manicured and all.
"Oh, she's so cuuuute!!!" the woman shrieked, grabbing a hold of me, pinning me to her chest. The room wasn't the only thing suffocating me. Naturally, I blacked out. Jerk.
I woke up again, this time in a room. It was tiled, and it reeked of deathlike watery vapors. What sort of torture was this? As a vampire, the running water should have been my death. Yet I was alive, the smell of the death smelling more like... lavender oil??
The room was lit, so I had a good look at the woman. She was clad in a towel. And talking. I hate when she did that, as much as her voice as the troublesome foreshadowing it held for me. "So it's 'Onee-chan, aren't you lovely today.' Onee-chan, you look absolutely beautiful.' 'Onee-chan, fuck my brains out on the kitchen table and ram me with the round end of a wooden spoon.' Good grief. What am I going to do with the girl?" she sad.
I responded with the only possible rational response. "Uh... wha?" I said.
"I love my little sister like... my little sister, but I have my hobbies to pursue. This incest thing... it's as if it's a routine thing that happens all the time. It's so... perverted!"
Oh, and resurrecting long-dead vampire lords into little "dollfies" was normal?? But wait. I was not in one of those doll things anymore. I was in a much larger body, one the size of a woman's. I was clad in a towel. I looked in the mirror. Oh, no.
"Yes, don't you look beautiful? Or, rather, don't I look beautiful? I put your soul into a lifesize doll that looks just like me!" She beamed, so happy with herself. "Oh, and don't think of anything foolish", she said, as I was about to raise my hands to strangle her. "At any time, I can remove your soul from your body and return you to where you came."
I muttered something ancient, dead, and really pissed off.
"So, anyway, today's her birthday, and I promised herself I'd wash her back! Isn't that sweet!"
"Except I'm going to do it, right?"
"Of course!" she smiled, leaving me in the tiled room.
Frankly, I would have rather been a maid.
Scribe.
WAITAMINUTE.
"Ah, Count. You are awake," I heard a woman's voice say.
"What... what have you done to me?" I said in a sonorous threatening tone. Which turned out all girly and squeaky because I WAS NOT IN MY OWN BODY.
"Oh! I needed a maid!" She cheerfully said. She sat in a chair, ruffled black shirt and flowing skirt.
"You needed a Great Vampire Lord to be..." I began to fume.
"Well, someone has to clean this house. I have better things to do," she smiled, cradling some sort of book.
"Look. If you want to use me for power, or use me for revenge, one such as I should be put to use not as a mere maid..."
"Look! Look!" she ignored me, shoving the gaudy book in my face. "Dollfies!!!"
"D-d-d-WHAT???" I stared at the dolls dressed in black. They were larger than dolls, smaller than humans, and had a disturbing mature quality to them. I clenched my teeth, and flew into a rage. I flung myself at her and proceeded to wrap my hands around her ivory neck. Except my legs were really small. And so were my arms. And, uh, my hands, manicured and all.
"Oh, she's so cuuuute!!!" the woman shrieked, grabbing a hold of me, pinning me to her chest. The room wasn't the only thing suffocating me. Naturally, I blacked out. Jerk.
I woke up again, this time in a room. It was tiled, and it reeked of deathlike watery vapors. What sort of torture was this? As a vampire, the running water should have been my death. Yet I was alive, the smell of the death smelling more like... lavender oil??
The room was lit, so I had a good look at the woman. She was clad in a towel. And talking. I hate when she did that, as much as her voice as the troublesome foreshadowing it held for me. "So it's 'Onee-chan, aren't you lovely today.' Onee-chan, you look absolutely beautiful.' 'Onee-chan, fuck my brains out on the kitchen table and ram me with the round end of a wooden spoon.' Good grief. What am I going to do with the girl?" she sad.
I responded with the only possible rational response. "Uh... wha?" I said.
"I love my little sister like... my little sister, but I have my hobbies to pursue. This incest thing... it's as if it's a routine thing that happens all the time. It's so... perverted!"
Oh, and resurrecting long-dead vampire lords into little "dollfies" was normal?? But wait. I was not in one of those doll things anymore. I was in a much larger body, one the size of a woman's. I was clad in a towel. I looked in the mirror. Oh, no.
"Yes, don't you look beautiful? Or, rather, don't I look beautiful? I put your soul into a lifesize doll that looks just like me!" She beamed, so happy with herself. "Oh, and don't think of anything foolish", she said, as I was about to raise my hands to strangle her. "At any time, I can remove your soul from your body and return you to where you came."
I muttered something ancient, dead, and really pissed off.
"So, anyway, today's her birthday, and I promised herself I'd wash her back! Isn't that sweet!"
"Except I'm going to do it, right?"
"Of course!" she smiled, leaving me in the tiled room.
Frankly, I would have rather been a maid.
Scribe.