Valentine's Test for Lit

[TonyG]

Ok guys/ladies see how well you know the Lit ladies/men. Offer up a Valentine present (candy, lingerie, jewelry, dinner, poem, clothes, card, etc.) to someone at Lit, describe it as best you can and see if it gets you a kiss (or something) for being correct. Ladies, don't offer sex as EVERY guy would say you're right.

Don't be shy, this is for fun and it actually may help you with a real present for that Lit someone special next week.

I'll start:
To Madame Pandora: I offer you a box of chocolate as an enticement since you rarely post in my threads.
To Lil-Brandi: I offer you some clothes since you will need them after you leave your in-the-rain love session
To Rosebud: I offer you some sexy jewelry for wearing when you give those lap dances you do so well
To Tn_Vixen: A sexy card and chocolate to say I enjoy your posts
To Juliangel: I offer you an appreciative card of thanks and chocolate for your past kindness
To jcgirl: I offer you two boxes of chocolate because even pregnant ladies should not watch their diet on Valentine's Day
To Countess: I offer you dinner and dancing on a train rolling along high in the Rocky Mountains followed by chocolate and lingerie in my stateroom

[Edited by tony_gam on 02-05-2001 at 02:14 PM]

 

[Mackdaddy_74]

Ladies, don't offer sex as EVERY guy would say you're right.

Can guys offer sex to the ladies?

 

[Angel]

Ok I'll bite.

Xander: I offer you a handbound book of my handwritten poetry (Every single one of them)wrapped in a big red velvet ribbon and a candy kiss on top.

 

[jcgirl]

okay, sounds fair.....

Tony-I offer you a thank you breathed into your ear for my chocolate and a kiss that begins with a slight tracing of your lips with my tongue and ends with a toe tingling fury

 

[Angel]

Hehe.

Guarantee you'll get a kiss for that jc.

 

[jcgirl]

hehe

 

[Lil-Brandi]

hehehe i like this!!!

Where should I start?

ok,

Tiggs: A box of chocolates and a thank you card with huge hugs for being the first person to speak to me when I came to the BB. Yes I have a great memory and never forget the sweethearts!!!!

Ksss, Tiggs, Ambrosious, HSWriter, Laurel and Manu (and any I might not know of): Dinner for all at the finest restaurant, with the finest Champagne, and the finest wait staff, to say thank you for this site and for everything you all do to keep it great!

Ambrosious: A framed photo of my feet as well as a custom made hollow milk chocolate mold of them! Also, a thank you card filled with hugs and kisses for being the very first person to post in my "something new and different thread" and for all the laughs, wit, and charm you have shown in so many posts you give everyone (including me).

Tony_Gam: A thank you card for all that you have done to help me out and for your sweet emails of concern! In the card, two cruise tickets to the carribean, because a train ride is rough and the cabins are cramped! The flow of the tropical ocean is bound to be better for you two!

Sparky: A thank you card with dinner certificates for two, so you and Shebabe can enjoy a night out together, because I have enjoyed your sense of humor, incredible wit, and intelligence. Not only have you made me think and wonder as well as blush numerous shades of red, you have also left my tummy aching and eyes watering from laughter!

FlamingoBlue: A Valentine card with just "one word" inside, any word is fine...just to remind you of the thread you haven't yet participated in! LOL Also a box of fine chocolates to let you know that you are a sweetie!

InBlue, Masterstern, and others: A private lingerie show with me and all my friends for voting for me as the "Sexiest Female Author"...Actually with all joking aside, that is an incredible honor and greatly appreciated!

And to everyone else: All of those that have participated in my threads, sent great emails, supported me, read my stories, and more than anything else, become my friends...a huge thank you, and even bigger hug!

 

[CreamyLady]

Okay.

To Skibum: Everything that I am, have been, and hope to become. Also, new lights for the truck.

 

[Angel]

Added Gifts

To jcgirl: I would offer unlimited 24-7 snacks for the remainder of her pregnancy (You know, for when the *baby* wants something)And then three free pizza coupons so she doesn't have to cook for a few days after coming home from the hospital

Chuckus: I would offer a free 1 year storage space for all his clutter ::

Dillinger: I would give a portable ball warmer for those cold winter nights

 

[TonyG]

Re: hehehe i like this!!!

Originally posted by jcgirl
Tony-I offer you a thank you breathed into your ear for my chocolate and a kiss that begins with a slight tracing of your lips with my tongue and ends with a toe tingling fury

Having just come in frozen from shoveling snow for 2 hours and reading your post I am very sufficiently heated up now. Thank you jcgirl and a deep KISS to you.

Originally posted by Lil-Brandi
Tony_Gam: A thank you card for all that you have done to help me out and for your sweet emails of concern! In the card, two cruise tickets to the carribean, because a train ride is rough and the cabins are cramped! The flow of the tropical ocean is bound to be better for you two!

Thanks for the tickets and I will return the favor someday. Kiss and hug.

 

[Jade]

If Indy Dark where single

I would offer to model nude for him free of charge.

 

[jcgirl]

Re: Added Gifts

To jcgirl: I would offer unlimited 24-7 snacks for the remainder of her pregnancy (You know, for when the *baby* wants something)And then three free pizza coupons so she doesn't have to cook for a few days after coming home from the hospital

Chuckus: I would offer a free 1 year storage space for all his clutter ::

Dillinger: I would give a portable ball warmer for those cold winter nights

Ooohhhhhhhh Angel! Thankyou! Hugs and kiss for you, and as your V-day gift Ill give you a 1000 posts and a title......Goddess of all things endearing

 

[Angel]

::blush::

 

[Xander]

*Servere blushing right here*

Ok I'll bite.

Xander: I offer you a handbound book of my handwritten poetry (Every single one of them)wrapped in a big red velvet ribbon and a candy kiss on top.

For Angel I offer a thousand kisses. A unique collection of music. Made only for you, from the insperation you give me. And a personal hug to go with it all

 

[Angel]

Re: *Servere blushing right here*

Ok I'll bite.

Xander: I offer you a handbound book of my handwritten poetry (Every single one of them)wrapped in a big red velvet ribbon and a candy kiss on top.

For Angel I offer a thousand kisses. A unique collection of music. Made only for you, from the insperation you give me. And a personal hug to go with it all

Well damn. Just damn. I got kisses woo hoo!

And I offer a thousand more back. *Muah*


Now if we could just put some of my poems to music..

 

[Xander]

Re: Re: *Servere blushing right here*

Well damn. Just damn. I got kisses woo hoo!

And I offer a thousand more back. *Muah*


Now if we could just put some of my poems to music..

Angel, send some over and let me see what I can do okay. I would be honored to do so.

*MUAH*

 

[Angel]

All my poems are on my website, cept the ones I was too lazy to put up yet. They're going up late tonight tho. I have a brand new one I just wrote last night if you wanna see it....

 

[TN_Vixen]

well well.. V-Day isn't one of my favorite days...

BUT...

tony: A heartfelt kiss and huge hug (so you can feel my breasts against your chest) for the card, chocolates and very sweet compliment.

sparky: pics of my naked body in all different contortions for your and shebabe's enjoyment. hehe

Coltrane: a bottle of good cognac, tickets to a BB King concert and me at lunch with you wearing no panties. (wink)

KillerMuffin: A brand new truck custom made to your liking because you make me laugh out loud!

livin_simple: A tape recording of me in the throes of orgasm

Juiliangel: A paid weekend for you and the hubby to go have more and more and more sex!

Ambro & Nitelite: I'd give you a lot more time on your hands because y'all don't ever seem to post anything here.

Madame Pandora: Incentive to continue to write more of your fantastic stories.

Laurel, Manu and everyone else: I'd give health and happiness and longevity at Literotica. I enjoy this site and the people here so much!

OH.. and...

riff: imagine the sweetest thing in the world? It's yours. I'd travel near or far to give it to you

 

[Skibum]

Okay.

To Skibum: Everything that I am, have been, and hope to become. Also, new lights for the truck.

That will get you a kiss, and anything else you may want!

And, I'll get you an unlimited supply of your favorite flavror of Ben & Jerrys.

 

[Countess DeWinter]

Thank you tony!
I've got the perfect gift for you, but I need to run to school right now so I'll post it when I get back.

*kisses*

 

[Nicole]

To Havoc, I offer my heart, mind, soul and spirit, I offer you everything I am, and everything I can be, I offer you my love and respect, I offer you me

Oh hang on he has all that

Andy, I offer you a hug and kiss Cause you know that you have my friendship and it ain't goin nowhere.

Chuckus, I offer you my friendship and commitment to keep that, I also offer you one swat of my ass, but only if Havoc say's it's okay *blush*

Matthew D, for giving me Mail, I offer you a hug, when I know you better I might give you a small kiss too.

Xander, I offer you an apology for not being arond as much as I should be, but I think you have been more than a little occupied

To Rosebud, Merelan, Hecate, Angelique, Juliangel, JC Girl, Angel, Creamy Lady, Shy Lady, April and Isabella, I will give you all a hug {{{{{{{{{{{{HUG}}}}}}}}}}.

To Countess Dewinter I will let you whip me with your riding crop, and then do the same to you

But I still stick with giving my all to the one true love of my life ... Havoc. Happy Valentine Babe

 

[CreamyLady]

That will get you a kiss, and anything else you may want!

And, I'll get you an unlimited supply of your favorite flavror of Ben & Jerrys.

Snafu . . . lots and lots of Snafu.

If they are out of that, Cool Britannia. We can share.

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Added Gifts

Dillinger: I would give a portable ball warmer for those cold winter nights

So... you're telling me that YOU are portable? *weg*

 

[WriterDom]

for Southernhelle:

A tangerine Moon spreading her beams across a undulating emerald sea.

 

[Coltrane]

TN_Vixen.... *groan*

Lez see, lez see...

A bottle of good cognac;
B.B. King concert tickets;
a lunch without either of us wearing panties?

*grin*

And in return, I've give you two nice snifters for the cognac; dinner before the B.B. King concert; and an several illustrations of why it's best to not wear panties.

*weg*