Valentine's Day Not Far Away!

[MyOpinion]

mmni

 

[WickedEve]

Heart shaped fanny
Arrows of Cupid
I want your ass
Even though you're stupid

Oh, wait a minute... you said sweet.
Okay, how about this:

My dear I confess
This love of mine
Is more each day
And never less

Uhhh... don't like... no, no, no.

Let me try again:

No need for this day
To express this part
I love you this way
Always dear heart

I think I like the fanny one best.

 

[karmadog]

Your 'do made them
all stop and stare.

Baby, I'm so sorry
I came in your hair.

Well, maybe that's not so sweet, either.

Inspired I'm not
by your sweet honey pot.

I admit that it's purty
all minky and furry

But it's really quite large--
the size of a barge--

when it comes to your crack,
it's much more than a snack.

[echoing]when it comes to your crack,
it's much more than a snack.

Ok, I guess I'm just not that good at 'sweet'. Damn Hallmark, anyhow!

 

[HomerPindar]

For those people who know what shoebox greetings are...

I don't want to see dear john letters, nevermind ya hate mail

 

[JUDO]

Fun. From their new online site: alt.hallmark.com, here's a few choice cards.



Was it a dream or
Is it a tale?
My sheets smell of you,
But you are in jail.

To number 59107, San Quentin

* * *

Like the sun that sets
'Neath golden cloud,
Mouths filled with pink
Are always allowed.

Sign in the back bar of M'Lady's Vessel Bar & Grill

* * *

Thine eyes are like
Such as I've naught seen -
To thy breasts mine eyes
Are the moth to their beam.

for those who can't look you in the eye.

* * *

Apart we are,
But some remains
And my blouse I rinse
Before it stains.

So many fraternities, so little time

* * *

Your lips are precious
Like the ruby red bud
Of a rose in Spring
That's stiff with blood.

Which lips?

* * *

After last night
I awoke this morn
Thinking of you
And watched more porn.

Still not satisfied

* * *

A gardener's hands
Milk drops of dew
Perhaps that's why
I find so few.

To a former wife and her infidelity

 

[MyOpinion]

mmni

 

[WickedEve]

Re: I think I've Been Had! Lol

All of you were all just waiting for this, right?



Ok, ok, I'll stop rhyming!

No, I was waiting for this:

Roses are red
Until they're dead
Save your bucks
And let's just... oh nevermind.

This is a fun thread, Opi.

 

[MyOpinion]

mmni

 

[Cordelia]

Valentines Day????

Okay. My husband and I refuse to celebrate Valentines Day. Why should only one day a year be devoted to romance and love poetry???

He writes me sonnets and does sweet things (like all the housework), all year long.

But of course, I couldn't pass up this chance to write my own anti-Valentine card:


I chose this day to thus reveal
this Valentine,
to tell you how I really feel:
I feel fine.



Keeping romance alive alive the other 364 days,




Cordelia.

 

[MyOpinion]

mmni

 

[OT]

Re: Valentines Day????

I chose this day to thus reveal
this Valentine,
to tell you how I really feel:
I feel fine.

Leave it to a woman poet to get all mushy gushy and sappy on us.

 

[JUDO]

Re: Re: Valentines Day????

Leave it to a woman poet to get all mushy gushy and sappy on us.

Oh yeah? Here's a little somthing that'll make your Hallmark rise. Imagine opening a heart-covered card and reading...


Panties lowered, it's all about thirst.
Turgid love grabbed to diddle my core.
Ass shoved to balls, cunt filled to burst.
"Fuck me, baby, until I'm sore."

Sweat stains the couch to see who cums first.
"'Be my valentine?' Oh, what a bore."
Breath gasps to panting, our fantasy immursed.
"Fuck me, baby, until I'm sore."

 

[silken_dreammaid]

I wonder...

..what the first valentine said....


roses are red,
the grapes are green,
meet me, Feb 14
down at the Coliseum.


or...


roses are red
violets are blue,
today the lions eat me.
Will you be here to view?

 

[MyOpinion]

mmni