Valentine's cards (Just for fun)

[aimouse]

I suspect my efforts here are a little les sophisticated than the usual Lit Poetry fayre, and if any mods feel this thread would be better moved, that's fine by me ...

But as it's coming up for Valentine's day I've been thinking about variations on a theme of "Roses are red..."

Roses are red
Violets are blue
As are the dreams
I have about you

Roses are red
Chocolates are chuncky
I'll be thinking of you
While I'm spanking the monkey

Roses are red
Rose stems are thorny
The thought of your body
Gets me hot, wet (or hard) and horny

Roses are red
With thorns that can prick
I just want to see you
Sink down ony my dick

Roses are red
Their thorns are not blunt
Down on your knees slave
And service my cunt

Roses are red
From their nectar comes honey
But the bees cannot make it
As sweet as your cunny

Roses are red
Green is the grass
Bend over darling
And show me your ass

Obviously I'm no Milton, but it made me smile.

 

[WickedEve]

I suspect my efforts here are a little les sophisticated than the usual Lit Poetry fayre, and if any mods feel this thread would be better moved, that's fine by me ...

[...]

Obviously I'm no Milton, but it made me smile.

Poetry is welcome here. It is, after all, the poetry forum.
And if your poem made you smile, then that's good.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Violet is blue
But Rosie is red
Fucked in the closet
The bath and the bed

 

[CheekyGiRL07]

..

cute!

 

[FifthFlower]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Now we're in bed,
What shall we do?

 

[subbielez]

Now this one I like:

Roses are red
Their thorns are not blunt
Down on your knees slave
And service my cunt

 

[Tarakin]

Most roses are red,
but some of them white
so come in my bed
make love the whole night.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Violets are purple
And not really blue
But I'm that colour
When not fucked by you.

 

[FifthFlower]

Fuck all the roses
And those violets, too.
When you are done, though,
There's one more to do.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

My sister in law is Violet
And I'm part Rosie too
She's in her seventies
So who fucks us two?!!!

 

[FifthFlower]

Roy will do Rosie.
Violet's with Stu.
When they're done, William
Will try on those two.

 

[PandoraGlitters]

Roses and violets picked by the door,
posies in passion are thrown to the floor,
lay back on them, lover, and bring me no more.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Pandora has had prick(le)s
Enough she said
As she lay all rosied
Upon the bed

 

[Tarakin]

Roses are red,
sunflowers yellow
come into my bed
and I make you bellow!

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Your roses are red
and they've got black spot
I certainly hope
that's all you have got!

 

[FifthFlower]

I pickle my roses,
Preserve violets, too.
I'll do what I can, dear,
To also keep you.

 

[Tarakin]

I pickle my roses,
Preserve violets, too.
I'll do what I can, dear,
To also keep you.

That's a nice one!

 

[FifthFlower]

That's a nice one!

Thanks! I love the nonsense that everyone has been contributing to this thread. It helps me wind down at the end of the day. Here's some more.


Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
This Valentine's Day
I'll only do you.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
One is good
but so is two!

 

[Tarakin]

Roses are red,
violets are blue
If I draw roses,
I'll do Sue.