Vaguely intelligent, quasi erotic banter

[MattWolf]

Life is busy, full, tiring, rewarding and I wouldn't change any of it. Yet sometimes... sometimes I just want to talk about the joys of a lifted hemline or the delicate feel of fingers tracing a line up a gently curved spine.

Sometimes it is nice to drop an innuendo into an inbox and wait with expectation for a flirty reply from a total stranger. Lit. fills this sometimes very well...

So I’m a man, 38, English. Slim, but not as skinny as I once was. Probably a little over educated but with a good sense of the silly. I know that the real spoil sport is the person who doesn't take the game seriously. I know that words can move, can lift, can stir. Although I know the value of a good photograph as well, and that whispered smut in nice voice is very hard to beat.

I’m looking for women who’d like to play with words, dance with innuendo, tease with abandon and taunt with sexuality.

 

[MattWolf]

Would I have received more replies if I'd had said supremely intelligent and spine-tingling erotic banter?

 

[MattWolf]

Or if I'd said: bugger the education, let's just get downright dirty....

 

[Edensgarden]

Would I have received more replies if I'd had said supremely intelligent and spine-tingling erotic banter?

Nah....that wouldn't have done it either. Although the spine-tingling erotic banter might be nice.

I think your current title makes it sound like you are looking for a half-assed girl. We both know she needs a full ass for what you have planned.

Hi Matt!! Good luck in your search.

 

[MattWolf]

Nah....that wouldn't have done it either. Although the spine-tingling erotic banter might be nice.

I think your current title makes it sound like you are looking for a half-assed girl. We both know she needs a full ass for what you have planned.

Hi Matt!! Good luck in your search.

Oh, I'm terrible at titles... I just meant quasi and vaguely in that British way that actually means extremely and absolutely...

Thanks.

 

[Edensgarden]

Oh, I'm terrible at titles... I just meant quasi and vaguely in that British way that actually means extremely and absolutely...

Thanks.

Ahh...those British ways. Always loved those on a man.

Your post is quite appealing as usual. I'm sure the perfect one will reply.

 

[MattWolf]

Here is to hoping other women will love those British ways as well...

 

[Earthgoddess]

Intrigued

I admit it, my interest has been piqued. Have you found what you hoped? Are you still seeking?

 

[LadyVer]

Good luck! You probably just hit a slow day on Lit.

 

[MattWolf]

I admit it, my interest has been piqued. Have you found what you hoped? Are you still seeking?

To perpetually quest, to always seek, to strive, to search... it is never ending.

 

[deliteme]

Funny but my schools motto was
To strive..
To seek..
To find..
And not to Yield..


Hmmm

Check your pots box sugar

 

[rubydlite]

Or if I'd said: bugger the education, let's just get downright dirty....

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There is nothing quite like having your mind and body stimulated at the same time. A string of words requiring focus while fingers are robbing you of that exact ability.....how about 'dirty education'?
Hi by the way...new to this place..your post seemed a great place to start ;-)

 

[MattWolf]

Funny but my schools motto was
To strive..
To seek..
To find..
And not to Yield..


Hmmm

Check your pots box sugar

My school motto was:
Give frequently; Receive humbly

... actually it wasn't, if the motto is what is printed underneath the sign at the entrance it was 'No Parking in front of the Rubbish Bins'

 

[MattWolf]

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There is nothing quite like having your mind and body stimulated at the same time. A string of words requiring focus while fingers are robbing you of that exact ability.....how about 'dirty education'?
Hi by the way...new to this place..your post seemed a great place to start ;-)

Well welcome to Lit rubydite, I hope you have a comfortable flight.

 

[2TitsNoWaiting]

Oh I think there's quite a few women that enjoy those melodious British accents.

 

[deliteme]

Lol I know I do!!!

 

[MattWolf]

Lol I know I do!!!

Does that make it just TOO easy for us British guys? If all we need to do is open our mouths and let any old drivel seep out...

 

[monique1971]

My school motto was:
Give frequently; Receive humbly

... actually it wasn't, if the motto is what is printed underneath the sign at the entrance it was 'No Parking in front of the Rubbish Bins'

Here in the States schools don't have mottos, unless you count something like "Go Wildcats!"

Our post-secondary institutions, however, are rich with motto goodness. Generally in Latin that no one can understand anymore.

 

[MattWolf]

Here in the States schools don't have mottos, unless you count something like "Go Wildcats!"

Our post-secondary institutions, however, are rich with motto goodness. Generally in Latin that no one can understand anymore.

If you can't understand the motto after you graduate then I think you should get you money back...

 

[MattWolf]

hummm hum, hummity hum hummm

 

[deliteme]

Does that make it just TOO easy for us British guys? If all we need to do is open our mouths and let any old drivel seep out...

Considering I am an Aussie girl then no.... *evil grin*

I do like a good spanking tho....

 

[subdued_passion]

Hey Matt, I see that you went from

Quasi Intelligent, Vaguely Erotic Banter

to Vaguely intelligent, quasi erotic banter.

So my gift to you, a spin on your fave words for future threads:


semi-smart, pseudo-sexy chat


moderately mental, obscurely carnal dialogues


I can come up with some more, but permutations of these^^^ should help you churn out atleast 8 more threads.

Cheers!

 

[MattWolf]

Hey Matt, I see that you went from

Quasi Intelligent, Vaguely Erotic Banter

to Vaguely intelligent, quasi erotic banter.

So my gift to you, a spin on your fave words for future threads:


semi-smart, pseudo-sexy chat


moderately mental, obscurely carnal dialogues


I can come up with some more, but permutations of these^^^ should help you churn out atleast 8 more threads.

Cheers!

I'm impressed! That was catty, playful, intelligent and sly all at the same time. Well done.

 

[subdued_passion]

I'm impressed! That was catty, playful, intelligent and sly all at the same time. Well done.

Would you rather I went, BUMP!


Wait, don't answer that. I know you want to bump, and shuffle and grind.

 

[MattWolf]

Would you rather I went, BUMP!


Wait, don't answer that. I know you want to bump, and shuffle and grind.

I love things that go bump in the night!

Sweet dreams.