Vagina Facial

[Emerson40]

Put on your favourite Enya disc, sit down on this cushioned, contemporary outhouse seat, and relax while the soothing steam from my cunny kettle soothes all your troubles away.


http://www.kingspa.com/chicago/images/v-steamgoldchoat.jpg


Get your daily dose of mugwort, and get your V Steam on.

Among the properties of this treatment:

• Stimulates the production of hormones to maintain uterine health
• Protects the uterus from ulcers and tumors
• Soothes while strengthening the nervous system
• Stimulates menstrual discharges and the production of milk
• Aids in restarting regular menstrual cycles
• Eases fatigue, headaches, abdominal discomfort and nausea
• Lessens the effects of renal calculi, rheumatism, arthritis and gout
• Helps fight infections
• Kills intestinal worms
• Helps correct digestive disorders

This all comes with the disclaimer “...have not been evaluated by the FDA. The above product/service is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any diseases or conditions.”


Don't worry fellas, there is also an A Steam.


Would this be something a girl would book for herself?
Would you go with a friend?
Would you re-gift to a friend, if your special someone gave you a steamy gift card?
Would you do the combined V&A, and have some couples time?


Have you already made a booking, for Valentines Day?

 

[rimmy]

cunny kettle?

 

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[Emerson40]

cunny kettle?

Sure, they're all the rage.

Looks similar to the one being used here, only with more girth, and steamier.


http://38.media.tumblr.com/4a71f6650f3490ab319dde73102f8977/tumblr_nijp5kU1rr1rsxqqio1_400.gif

 

[lovetoread]

So many stupid people will do this cause an "actor" endorses it.

 

[Emerson40]

Why don't you add a little orange oil to the water before you boil it up. After all, what's better than a citrus steamed b-hole.

Sandalwood.

I think I could enjoy a sandalwood-steamed labia minora.


*smacks lips*

 

[Saint Peter]

Where is the toilet paper?

 

[SuprSalor]

Meh, nothing new..

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bHnF3cdtuaY/Ul-3VUVeUdI/AAAAAAAAGlI/u9H-6JG2EP8/s400/Vibration+advertisement+1910+public+domain+photo.jpg

 

[Que]

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jan/30/sorry-gwyneth-paltrow-but-steaming-your-vagina-is-a-bad-idea

But heating the vagina isn’t necessary; it’s kept at body temperature (37C), which is perfect. Any hotter and unwanted bacteria and yeasts such as candida will proliferate, normal enzymes start to get sluggish and increased blood flow due to the heat will make the vagina itchy.
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The water vapour in steam isn’t a good idea either. The vagina is kept naturally well lubricated with oily substances. Water isn’t hydrating to cells. On the contrary, water can wash away natural oils, leaving the vagina poorly lubricated and more prone to cuts and irritation. Thrush, caused by an overgrowth of candida, thrives on warm, damp conditions, so is a definite risk from steaming.
All of our orifices, including ears, nose, anus and vagina, are essentially self- cleaning. The pH of the vagina, natural mix of bacteria that live in it, mucus plug that sits at the top of the vagina and lining of the womb all work harmoniously and effectively together to ensure that bugs from the outside world generally don’t invade upwards from the vagina to the fallopian tubes. Infection can happen from sexually transmitted infections, contraceptive coils or other surgical procedures. But mostly it’s a very well-run system.
The claim that the steam clean could balance hormones is irrational. Hormones are produced by organs such as the brain and ovaries, travel in the bloodstream and have specific effects on their target organs. Steaming the vagina cannot possibly impact on hormone levels.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jan/30/sorry-gwyneth-paltrow-but-steaming-your-vagina-is-a-bad-idea

I have been heating vaginas since you were sucking on your mama's milky boob!

 

[Que]

I have been heating vaginas since you were sucking on your mama's milky boob!

~laughs~

You were quite a busy young man...

 

[neci]

Put on your favourite Enya disc, sit down on this cushioned, contemporary outhouse seat, and relax while the soothing steam from my cunny kettle soothes all your troubles away.


http://www.kingspa.com/chicago/images/v-steamgoldchoat.jpg


Get your daily dose of mugwort, and get your V Steam on.

Among the properties of this treatment:

• Stimulates the production of hormones to maintain uterine health
• Protects the uterus from ulcers and tumors
• Soothes while strengthening the nervous system
• Stimulates menstrual discharges and the production of milk
• Aids in restarting regular menstrual cycles
• Eases fatigue, headaches, abdominal discomfort and nausea
• Lessens the effects of renal calculi, rheumatism, arthritis and gout
• Helps fight infections
• Kills intestinal worms
• Helps correct digestive disorders

This all comes with the disclaimer “...have not been evaluated by the FDA. The above product/service is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any diseases or conditions.”


Don't worry fellas, there is also an A Steam.


Would this be something a girl would book for herself?
Would you go with a friend?
Would you re-gift to a friend, if your special someone gave you a steamy gift card?
Would you do the combined V&A, and have some couples time?


Have you already made a booking, for Valentines Day?

why don't you stick your face under there, and let me pour hot, clotted blood down your gullet. personally, i think menses goes best with peppermint.

 

[Jennifer]

I have been heating vaginas since you were sucking on your mama's milky boob!

May I come over for a de-worming? You can keep whatever you find for fishing.





*This may be the nastiest thing I have ever written.

 

[yossi]

I thought this was going to be another face sitting thread.

 

[neci]

May I come over for a de-worming? You can keep whatever you find for fishing.





*This may be the nastiest thing I have ever written.

he makes his own hooks!




*you're a natural.

 

[Saint Peter]

May I come over for a de-worming? You can keep whatever you find for fishing.





*This may be the nastiest thing I have ever written.

Have a seat on the middle table. You seem to have the gown on backwards.

he makes his own hooks!




*you're a natural.

With American Craftsmanship and Love!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

http://www.cascadehealthcaresolutions.com/v/vspfiles/photos/DYND80102H-2.jpg

 

[Jennifer]

Have a seat on the middle table. You seem to have the gown on backwards.


With American Craftsmanship and Love!

And hopefully with engraving. I have always wanted a monogrammed ass hook.

 

[Saint Peter]

And hopefully with engraving. I have always wanted a monogrammed ass hook.

Oh yeah. Signed and dated.

 

[Jennifer]

Oh yeah. Signed and dated.

You should number them, too, for when they become collector's items.

 

[Truth4Once]

http://www.cascadehealthcaresolutions.com/v/vspfiles/photos/DYND80102H-2.jpg

Now THAT is a frivolous Valentine's present

 

[Fata Morgana]

cunny kettle?

Wedding present please.