Vagina Beauty Contest

[Hypoxia]

Flock of bunnies here.

Now Vaginas Have Their Own Beauty Contest

A $5,000 grand prize goes to the women with the most popular vagina, who will also be flown out to Los Angeles to have her lady bits 3-D scanned and memorialized as one of Sloan’s sex toys. Second place will take home $2,500 and third gets $1500.

Plaster casters are so 1960s. Vagina casters are... current? Okay, so what's next? Anus casters? Armpit casters? Tit-fuck simulacra? Where's the most-beautiful-anus contest? Would you enter?

 

[RejectReality]

I think there are enough women who have hang-ups about how they look down there without adding a beauty pageant as yet another standard for them to agonize over.

You can put me down as being against anything that might make a woman hesitate to take her panties off

 

[Ewobbit]

I think there are enough women who have hang-ups about how they look down there without adding a beauty pageant as yet another standard for them to agonize over.

You can put me down as being against anything that might make a woman hesitate to take her panties off

I'm with RR on this one!

Sing-a-long time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyuNExUCchk

Baby let me take your panties off with my teeth. I wanna find out if Chewbacca is hiding underneath...

 

[Boxlicker101]

Flock of bunnies here.

Now Vaginas Have Their Own Beauty Contest
Plaster casters are so 1960s. Vagina casters are... current? Okay, so what's next? Anus casters? Armpit casters? Tit-fuck simulacra? Where's the most-beautiful-anus contest? Would you enter?

How do I sign up to be a judge? Is it only the vagina or the whole vulva? Are taste and aroma also criteria? Will they be mostly shaved? How about having shaved and unshaven as two separate categories.

 

[Handley_Page]

Those interested in practising for this event might like to see this site.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Those interested in practising for this event might like to see this site.

A lot of those "women" looked awful young to be on the internet, if you get my meaning.

 

[TxRad]

Pussies are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike but i still keep trying to find matches.

 

[HandsInTheDark]

Sounds like pure publicity stunt to me. I know there are guys who fixate on the appearance down there, but...

I never exactly understood the tit/ass/leg fetish guys. Beauty is an overall package concept, and can include things like movement and expression. Parts is just parts.

 

[NotWise]

What do you suppose they do for the talent portion of the competition?

 

[Handley_Page]

Pussies are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike but i still keep trying to find matches.

Give up smoking, then ?

 

[J_R_Ashunwhy]

What do you suppose they do for the talent portion of the competition?

That is an interesting thought...
Perhaps something to do with ping pong balls and distance...
...or maybe critiquing the application skill of self vajazzling...

 

[Hypoxia]

What do you suppose they do for the talent portion of the competition?

There must be music. Vaginal music. The possibilities are fascinating... frightening, even.

 

[NaokoSmith]

Baby let me take your panties off with my teeth. I wanna find out if Chewbacca is hiding underneath...

You got me with that one line, LOL.

Pussies are like snowflakes. No two are exactly alike but i still keep trying to find matches.

Aren't any of them hot enough for you? See I keep telling you to try out a young thing (comparatively ) like me

 

[DwellerDark]

I think even most of the low-rated ones are beautiful. I've seen very few in my lifetime that I didn't like. To each their own, I guess, but I don't think beauty is competitive but should be appreciated on its own terms.

 

[Ewobbit]

You got me with that one line, LOL.



Aren't any of them hot enough for you? See I keep telling you to try out a young thing (comparatively ) like me

Sadly, I can't take credit. I was just quoting the first line of the song from the link.

The guy and his band are, I think, either musical geniuses or damn close. But, their lyrics are hysterical. My wife claims to absolutely hate when I come into the bedroom dancing and singing that one or this one (http://wn.com/rudy_the_underpants_song). But, I pretty much figure if the lady is laughing, sans pointing, then it's gonna be a good night.

But, yeah. I would just as soon see Rudy's songs in the talent portion.

 

[lovecraft68]

Is there any truth to the rumor Steve Harvey gets to award the winner

I'm going to go with RR, just more crap designed to make women fee insecure,,,,,

So men can take advantage of them "Well, I"ve seen far prettier pussies, but hey, I'll fuck you anyway."

Let's see them offer this to guys and see how many teenie weenie types cross their legs and say "not fair"

 

[Ewobbit]

Is there any truth to the rumor Steve Harvey gets to award the winner

I'm going to go with RR, just more crap designed to make women fee insecure,,,,,

So men can take advantage of them "Well, I"ve seen far prettier pussies, but hey, I'll fuck you anyway."

Let's see them offer this to guys and see how many teenie weenie types cross their legs and say "not fair"

That's been around for awhile. http://cloneawilly.com/

I don't have access to any kind of numbers, but I don't imagine it did near as well.

 

[GoldenCojones]

Flock of bunnies here.

Now Vaginas Have Their Own Beauty Contest
Plaster casters are so 1960s. Vagina casters are... current? Okay, so what's next? Anus casters? Armpit casters? Tit-fuck simulacra? Where's the most-beautiful-anus contest? Would you enter?

I have always believed the most beautiful pussy is the one in front of me. Or on top of me. Or beside me. Or under me.