Vaccinations Lead to Heroin

[VaticanAssassin]

Well played feminists, well played.


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[VaticanAssassin]

I saw this yesterday. Brilliant.

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( I keep thinking these people have to be a parody....but nope. They are for real. )

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jenny McCarthy said they're bad, they have to be!!!

 

[Riles]

It's a shame we can't breed out voluntary stupidity.

 

[Jennifer]

Well played feminists, well played.


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This bitch is doing it all wrong.

I hate misinformation.

 

[Lancecastor]

My father believed bell bottom jeans led to heroin.

 

[Ishmael]

Well played feminists, well played.


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Oh goody, fun with numbers.

OK Vat, I'll set it up and then you do your actuarial shit.

If 85% of heroin addicts are vaccinated it stands to reason that the remaining 15% aren't. I'm betting dollars to doughnuts that there is a government web site that will tell us exactly what percentage of American children aren't vaccinated. I'm further willing to bet that that percentage is really low, like 3% or less.

So Vat, how many times more likely is it that an unvaccinated child will become a heroin addict?

Ishmael

 

[Jennifer]

I saw this yesterday. Brilliant.

Please explain to me!

 

[Lancecastor]

See Ish.

See Ish tell vatass about heroin addiction on Literotica.

Watch Father Knows Best, 2015, on Fox.

 

[Ishmael]

See Ish.

See Ish tell vatass about heroin addiction on Literotica.

Watch Father Knows Best, 2015, on Fox.

Lance, he knows full well that the premise and the stats are fucked up, so I'm not telling him shit on that point. I'm just asking him to do his actuarial thing.

Ishmael

 

[DesEsseintes]

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( I keep thinking these people have to be a parody....but nope. They are for real. )

Now I don't get who is parodying what.

Obviously vaccinations are a good thing, and obviously heroin addiction is a bad thing. So what's the discussion about?

 

[Lancecastor]

Lance, he knows full well that the premise and the stats are fucked up, so I'm not telling him shit on that point. I'm just asking him to do his actuarial thing.

Ishmael

So you re saying we should leave it to beaver?

 

[FGB]

Just think how fucked up the people who get air injected Vaccinations.

 

[Ishmael]

So you re saying we should leave it to beaver?

Stats and actuarial shit is what he does.

Ishmael

 

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[DesEsseintes]

I am not okay with the anti-vaccer movement. The satire is brilliant.

Oh good - so it definitely IS satire, then? Only Vatican Assassin seemed to imply it wasn't and I became confused.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Oh good - so it definitely IS satire, then? Only Vatican Assassin seemed to imply it wasn't and I became confused.

It is satire, VatAss' clumsy attempt to portray it otherwise notwithstanding.

And people who don't vaccinate their children are unfit parents.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Well played feminists, well played.


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Hey, look, a moron who doesn't recognize satire making fun of anti-vaxxer idiots.
Wait, didn't VatAss say he didn't vaccinate his kids?

 

[DesEsseintes]

It is satire, VatAss' clumsy attempt to portray it otherwise notwithstanding.

And people who don't vaccinate their children are unfit parents.

I have no problem with parents not vaccinating their children. Given the obvious genetic connection, it would probably improve the gene pool no end. But they can't piggyback on herd immunity, to mix metaphors horrendously. That would be hypocritical.

All parents of unvaccinated children should be sent, together with their budding Measles Marys and Mumps Mikes, to an offshore island like a 21st century leper colony. The government could even send out a vaccination boat once a year, to see if they had changed their mind, and take any who had back to the mainland and civilization.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Hey, look, a moron who doesn't recognize satire making fun of anti-vaxxer idiots.
Wait, didn't VatAss say he didn't vaccinate his kids?

Nah, VatAss got his kids vaccinated.

(Most likely because vaccinations are usually free at the county health department).

 

[Noor]

Primary education leads to heroin, breathing, smiling, walking, you name it, given their logic most things lead that way.

 

[oddity83]

One hundred percent of felons breath air. Does that mean air causes crime?

 

[Never]

... it's an obvious parody.

It's marked somethingawful.com, the phone number isn't legit, and no organization is named.

 

[BoxOWine]

Is there a vaccination available that will prevent your daughter from riding a motorcycle without a helmet or are we just hoping the darwin award repeats itself in your family?