Usurping the Hangout

[sincerely_helene]

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Enjoy yourself. I just closed a deal giving me a $100,000 commission, and the supermodel turned Lawyer from the firm on the floor above is giving me head right now.

Enjoy your posting Earl.

Don't listen to him, Earl. One must question how fulfilling that blowjob really was if he felt inclined to type about it online mid-way through.

 

[matriarch]

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Don't listen to him, Earl. One must question how fulfilling that blowjob really was if he felt inclined to type about it online mid-way through.

Indeed.

 

[Just-Legal]

Earl, sweetie, I'm about to smash your attempt

 

[Just-Legal]

 

[TheEarl]

And which board's that on?

The Earl

 

[Just-Legal]

AH! The bloody graphic was too big to upload so I had to keep trimming it...

 

[Evil Alpaca]

AH! The bloody graphic was too big to upload so I had to keep trimming it...

A truly silly contests of wills on a truly silly thread. I couldn't be more proud of the both of you. (Okay, I'm a little jealous I didn't think of it first )

 

[Guest]

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Don't listen to him, Earl. One must question how fulfilling that blowjob really was if he felt inclined to type about it online mid-way through.

Just bedause she's beautiful doesn't mean she's talented.

For a girl to give a great blowjob, I find they usually must live in a mobile home. Not sure why.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

So, got a sleigh up on blocks out next to the reindeer pens?

 

[TheEarl]

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Just bedause she's beautiful doesn't mean she's talented.

For a girl to give a great blowjob, I find they usually must live in a mobile home. Not sure why.

PMSL! Thank you.

I once had a friend who insisted girls with high cheekbones gave better blowjobs. Never collected enough data to prove/disprove this theory - anyone care to chip in?

The Earl

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... For a girl to give a great blowjob, I find they usually must live in a mobile home. Not sure why.

It is a talent they pick up as children, using suction to keep them from sliding around when the trailer is being moved.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

It is a talent they pick up as children, using suction to keep them from sliding around when the trailer is being moved.

What are the names of those fish that cling to the underside of sharks? I just got an image of kids in overalls clinging to the sides of trailer that makes me laugh.

 

[Guest]

What are the names of those fish that cling to the underside of sharks? I just got an image of kids in overalls clinging to the sides of trailer that makes me laugh.

Barnacles? They do not adhere to sharks, I don't think, but ships and whales.

You may be thinking of pilot fish. They swim alongside sharks, but never seem to be eaten by them.

A catholic girl told me once they are best at head, because they are trained to spend a long time on their knees.

So a catholic girl living in a trailer park. Story idea?

 

[sincerely_helene]

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Just bedause she's beautiful doesn't mean she's talented.

For a girl to give a great blowjob, I find they usually must live in a mobile home. Not sure why.

This got me to wondering... just what would constitute a bad blowjob in the eyes of a man? Wouldn't they all just naturally be good? If it was bad, how is he still able to get off? Courtesy squirt?

Wouldn't she have to pretty much be biting it off in order for it to be considered a less than profitable experiance?

 

[Guest]

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This got me to wondering... just what would constitute a bad blowjob in the eyes of a man? Wouldn't they all just naturally be good? If it was bad, how is he still able to get off? Courtesy squirt?

Wouldn't she have to pretty much be biting it off in order for it to be considered a less than profitable experiance?

I'm glad you asked.

You're assuming a guy gets off each time he gets head. In my experience that is rare.

Most of the head I've gotten was foreplay to intercourse. Head to orgasm is rarer in my experience.

Teeth are a definite bad.

Not staying with it long enough to bring a guy off is my biggest complaint.

Not swallowing is bad. Switching from a mouth (warm and wet) to a hand (cold and dry) at the very moment you are cumming is not good.

I've had two memorable blow jobs.

The first used surprise and moisture well.

She had me convinced she was a "good girl" and we were only making out above the waist. Then, in one deft movement, she unsnapped my shorts, and had me in her mouth giving me a slurpy, wet blowjob before I knew it. The comination of the unexpectedness of it, combined with her skill and passion got me off embarressingly fast.

The other memorable one was from a mind reader. She knew when I was about to cum, and backed off not once, or twice but three times before finally tookme over the top.

There's three kinds of blow jobs.

1. make a guy harder for sex
2. make a guy cum in your mouth so when he'll spend time on foreplay with you, and be more controlled during sex.
3. a way to please him when other kinds of sex are not possible (in the bathroom minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at his parents home comes to mind).

The best blowjobs come from women who enjoy giving them. You are always good doing what you enjoy!

And a belated Happy Birthday Helene.

 

[doormouse]

Mine, mine, all mine!

I've posted last on the last 5 threads. Soon, the whole Hangout will be filled with 'Last Post: TheEarl'

And there's nothing you can do to stop me, Bond/McGuyver/Batman/Superman. Mwahahahaha.

<ahem>

The Earl

I want what he's on lol

 

[sincerely_helene]

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I'm glad you asked.

You're assuming a guy gets off each time he gets head. In my experience that is rare.

Most of the head I've gotten was foreplay to intercourse. Head to orgasm is rarer in my experience.

Teeth are a definite bad.

Not staying with it long enough to bring a guy off is my biggest complaint.

Not swallowing is bad. Switching from a mouth (warm and wet) to a hand (cold and dry) at the very moment you are cumming is not good.

I've had two memorable blow jobs.

The first used surprise and moisture well.

She had me convinced she was a "good girl" and we were only making out above the waist. Then, in one deft movement, she unsnapped my shorts, and had me in her mouth giving me a slurpy, wet blowjob before I knew it. The comination of the unexpectedness of it, combined with her skill and passion got me off embarressingly fast.

The other memorable one was from a mind reader. She knew when I was about to cum, and backed off not once, or twice but three times before finally tookme over the top.

There's three kinds of blow jobs.

1. make a guy harder for sex
2. make a guy cum in your mouth so when he'll spend time on foreplay with you, and be more controlled during sex.
3. a way to please him when other kinds of sex are not possible (in the bathroom minutes before Thanksgiving dinner at his parents home comes to mind).

The best blowjobs come from women who enjoy giving them. You are always good doing what you enjoy!

And a belated Happy Birthday Helene.

Thank you!

And thank you!

 

[Guest]

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Thank you!

And thank you!

You are very welcome.

Why do I suspect it is some guy that should be thanking me?

Edited to Add: Closing in on 1000 posts. Way to go Helene.