Usless facts about sex

[TexanAngel]

Everytime you sneeze that is 1/16th of an orgasim
A pig's orgasim last 30 mins (guess what i want to be in my next life)
The Humans and Dolphines are the only species that sex for fun. (what about the pigs????)

if you know any please feel free to post them

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Hmmm. Lemme see.... male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any group of mammals that exist- especially fruit bats. Glad I'm not a bat. No offense.....

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Oh yeah, lions will have sex about 500 times with one mate. This is to ensure fertilization. Go lions! Go lions! Its your birthday!

 

[Elizabeth]

Useless facts about sex


Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

Average number of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 (

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average amount of water it takes to fill a bathtub: 35gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour

Average speed of a city bus: 25 miles per hour

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Average # of calories in a can of Dr. Pepper: 150

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches

Average length when erect: 5.1 inches

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches

Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale)

Height from court floor to the rim of a basketball hoop:10 feet

Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall

Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start excercising, lose weight.

Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, wheat germ, chicken fingers from Erie dining hall

Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60%

Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%

Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11

Average # of erections during the night: 9

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches

The human equvalent: 26 miles (a marathon distance)

Time it takes the sperm: 2.5 seconds

Time it takes an average person to complete a marathon: 4 hours

Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation)

Shelf life of a hostess twinkie: 7 years

Cost of a year's supply of condoms: $100

Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm

Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm

Thickness of plastic wrap: .0127 mm

# of times condoms are thicker that plastic wrap: almost 6

In general, the taste of a man's semen varies with his diet. Some say that the alkaline-based foods (fish and some meats) produce a buttery or fishy taste. Dairy products can create a foul taste; the taste of semen after eating asparagus is said to be the foulest. Acidic fruits and alcohol (except processed liquours) leaves a pleasant sugary taste. Examples: oranges, mangos, kiwi, lemons, grapefruit, limes, Labatt Blue, Honey BRown, etc.
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower
It is common for men to wake up with 'morning wood', a name for an a.m. erection

Blue balls, or the term a man uses when he says his balls will explode if he doesn't have sex, is totally false.



I'm sorry there is nothing here about women. I will check for those facts.

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

For you TexanGirl

Heres one youll appreciate TexanGirl. It is illegal to have sex with a fish. Dang....guess I'll forget my trip to Texas then....

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

It is Illegal in TEXAS. sorry.

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Lotsa lotsa facts

Facts facts facts hmmmm?
Okie....here goes...

-Cats have sexually transmitted diseases, though not as devastating. Feline STDs are curable and can't be transmitted to humans.

-Paraphilia, (which literally means 'abnormal love') is the technical term for sexual deviation or perversion.

-Although Hitler did condemn homosexual acts, he only condemned them between men. Lesbians were not condemned at all. They were rarely (if any at all) sent to concentration camps, because it was not in the laws written by Hitler to condemn women loving other women. Well, duh.

-The bonobo monkeys use sex (and/or sexual favors) to placate members of their social group instead of grooming. They are one of the few species of animals (humans being another) that have sex out of season and for fun.

-Sperm Whales are sexually mature at age 0. Which is why theyre called SPERM whales!!! Hello??

-Grouper (the fish) are all born female, and change sex after maturing. I'd like to change to a female for a day. I would have soooo much lesbian sex, my new pussy will be raw.

-The great warrior GHENGHIS KHAN died in bed while having sex. "Great" my ass.

-Elvis never liked his women totally nude. He preffered them wearing underpants while playing his famous 'sex- games'. He's the King of Sex Games.

-The Beatles' manager, Brian Epstein, once became sexually interested in the band's former drummer, Pete Best, and invited him upstairs to his hotel room to spend the night. However, Pete declined. Pete never made it to the big time with the rest of the Beatles. Coincidence? I think not.

-In a recent customer survey, over 60% of women confirmed that they could not have an orgasm without the aid of a vibrator. Ladies, is this true?

-In Argentina, it is rumored that eating cats is good for your health and stimulates sexual potency. Just look at China, they have the worlds largest population.

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Lets talk about SEX baby

More...MORE! Oh baby, give me MOOOORE!!ohhhhgodddd!!!

-14% of Americans have once skinny dipped with a member of the opposite sex. I, sadly, belong to the 86% that haven't.

-According to Archives of General Medicine, coffee drinkers have sex more frequently and enjoy it more than non-coffee drinkers. I lovvvvvve coffee.

-According to one theory, people who chew a lot of ice have a high sex drive. I lovvvvvve chewing ice.

-According to a couple of recent biographies, Lord Baden-Powell, founder of the Boy Scouts, was a repressed homosexual who was obsessed with looking at photos of naked young boys.

-Erotodromomania is the abnormal impulse to travel to escape painful sexual situations. Say THAT word 10 times fast.

-Trobriand Islanders (off the coast of New Guinea) have euphemism for having sex that translates to 'scraping the tapioca.' I lovvvvvve eating 'tapioca'.

-Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always the same sex.

-In a recent interview with 10 prominent sex therapists, the question was posed, "What is the most important aspect in love making?" One said 'relaxation', Three said 'honesty', and a whopping Six out of Ten said 'staying awake'.

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

I'm sorry, what? You want MORE TexanGirl? Well... I'm not quite spent so I'll give it another 'shot'. mmmmmbaby.

-In the U.S. there is, on average, three sex change operations per day. Thank God I live in Canada.....

-Choroti women, of the same area as the Siriono, are expected to spit in their partners faces during sex. Thank God I liv...well, you know.

-According to the World Health Organization, there are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day. Wait a minute.... 100 million and 1...... ahh....

-You can tell a turtle's sex by its sound. Males grunt, females hiss. Sounds like my last date.

-Endophilia is the desire to have sex with your clothes on. Can't say that I mind havin clothes on either...

-Human birth control pills work on gorillas. THANK GOD!!!! I mean.... er.. nevermind.

-Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle. Beware the next One-Ball Man. He is the Antichrist.

-The eagle has sex while going up to 60 mph in flight, and it is common for both eagles to hit the ground before they finish. Don't you just HATE that?

-A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex. Santa..?

-A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. ARE YOU READING THIS LADIES????

-Apart from humans, certain species of chimpanzee are the only animals to experiment sexually. They have been known to 'wife swap' and indulge in group sex. They also mimic some Japanese by playing with their own feces.

-More than half the American men surveyed in a recent poll admit to having sex with women they disliked. Been there, done that.

-Every year, 11,000 Americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual positions. Been there, done that.

-Paraphobia- Fear of sexual perversion.

-Genophobia- Fear of sex. THE worst affliction known to mankind.

-Sex burns 360 calories per hour. THE best workout known to mankind.

-A certain musical note can sexually excite cats -- the same note when played for kittens makes them want to go to the bathroom. Yes, play that note... either make your kitty horny or make it piss on the floor.

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Last time, then I gots to go babe. The moneys on the dresser.

-If disconnected, the sex organs (or gonads) of an armadillo are still active. It does, after all, have a brain of its own.

-The term scumbag was originally used early in this century to refer to a condom.

-85% of all men who die of heart attacks while having sex are doing what? Cheating on their wives. Tsk tsk.

-When reading horizontally from Shakespeare's original published copy of Hamlet, the furthest left hand side reads 'I am a homosexual' in the last 14 lines of the book. Was this a message, or just a coincidence?

-Lip stick was said to have been invented in the Eygptian times for women that specialized in oral sex. They wanted their lips to look more inviting. 'Suck like an Eygptian...'

 

[TexanAngel]

Edmonton_Fella....

The fact that you found all of these useless facts scaries me. and makes me wonder what you do with your free time...... and you forgot to leave the money on the dresser.... where's my money???

And here is a true fact that might be of interest to the ladies....

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

Well... I'm sorry. You wanted some useless facts bout sex, so I got some for you. Took 30 secs to find em.... Anyways...

 

[TexanAngel]

i'm just joking on you.... sorry...

 

[Edmonton_Fella]

S'ok