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Let's start with a couple of unusual animal facts -


A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate.

A penguin only has sex twice a year.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

Many species of bird copulate in the air. In general, a couple will fly to a very high altitude, and then drop. During their descent, the birds mate. Sometimes the couple gets too involved and SPLAT!

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A whale's penis is called a dork.

Some carnivores, rodents, bats and insectivores have a penis bone, called a baculum.

A barnacle has the largest penis of any other animal in the world in relation to its size.

Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all appear to have two penises. To clarify, though, they have a single penis, but it is split in two (pretty much 'Y'-shaped.) This organ is known as a hemipenes. Snakes also share this interesting feature. Apparently, the dual penis is for ease of left-handed or right-handed mating. Also, at least in snakes, the semen does not flow through a vessel (like in mammals), but rather, a groove."

Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction.

The embryos of tiger sharks fight each other while in their mother's womb, the survivor being the baby shark that is born.

The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away.

Human birth control pills work on gorillas.

Female orcas live twice as long as male orcas. The larger numbers of female orcas in a pod are because of the female's longer lifespan, not because the males have collected a harem.


It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up. The frog throws up it's stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of it's mouth. Then the frog uses it's forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.

Some female hyenas have a pseudo-penis.

Only humans and horses have hymens


http://www.jayp.net/trivia/animal01.htm


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This may make you hold your foot against your arm (I did when I first heard it)

Your foot is about the same size as the distance between your elbow and wrist


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Now a strong close ....

taken from this site -

http://www.nerve.com/regulars/thisweekinsex/01-12-01/

It's been said that the power of love can move mountains. So it should surprise no one that twenty men, flexing their rock-hard love muscles, would be able to move at least, say, a 747. Still, you'd have to admit, it ought to be something to see.
Well sit tight, because we'll all have a chance to see it soon. Come March, twenty Taiwanese men, ranging in age from twenty-five to a wildly impressive seventy-seven, will reportedly fly to Los Angeles and try to crack Guinness's apparently ever-broadening list by pulling a Boeing B747 jet — with their penises. According to the Independent of South Africa, the men are followers of Tu Chin-sheng, who teaches "penis-hanging art," supposedly a Chinese martial-arts style. Tu claims that hanging iron blocks from one's penis and testicles can enhance one's virility, though the report says that some doctors call the training dangerous (some?). Ah, but the glory! Last October, three of Tu's penis-hangers pulled a truck loaded with a hundred men for a full three meters in a central square in Taipei. Like they say, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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I actually knew that female ferret thing.....but that's because i'm a member of The Ferret Adoption Legue and i own 6 ferrets ;)
 
StrawberryPez said:
I actually knew that female ferret thing.....but that's because i'm a member of The Ferret Adoption Legue and i own 6 ferrets ;)

Thankyou!

I don't always believe it because I read it on the internet, so it's good to hear from someone with first hand knowledge!
 
I'm only glad that human males can't smell virgins from a mile away. Sluts need love too.:D
 
StrawberryPez said:
I actually knew that female ferret thing.....but that's because i'm a member of The Ferret Adoption Legue and i own 6 ferrets ;)

I didn't know it, but I did feel a surge of empathy.
 
Bloody hell Flirt!

You have WAY too much time on your hands, my friend.


BTW - what does in mean when your foot length is shorter than the distance between your wrist and elbow???


Inquiring minds want to know........:D




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my contribution for the nature show perverts

A male otter bites the nose of the female when mating to hold on. This is why female otters have scarred noses.

Baboons practice the trade of prostitution to gain rank in the troop.

Bonobo chimps have sex with each other to settle disputes within the group.


I watch too much Discovery channel.
 
Re: Bloody hell Flirt!

theislandman said:
You have WAY too much time on your hands, my friend.


BTW - what does in mean when your foot length is shorter than the distance between your wrist and elbow???


Inquiring minds want to know........:D




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That you've let one too many women string you up by the wrists
 
I wonder if claiming to be a female ferret in a former life will raise my sex life above the level of a penguin?
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
Let's start with a couple of unusual animal facts -

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

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Well, that explains THAT!
:rose:
 
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JennyOmanHill said:


Originally posted by ShamelessFlirt
Let's start with a couple of unusual animal facts -

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.


Well, that explains THAT!
:rose:

Almost makes you want to give up pork and worship them eh ...lol
 
hehe

morninggirl5 said:
I wonder if claiming to be a female ferret in a former life will raise my sex life above the level of a penguin?
if it works for you, maybe i will try it out ;)
 
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JennyOmanHill said:
Well, that explains THAT!
:rose:

Lol damn you for being quicker to read this thread than I. That was going to be my clever observation!
 
ShamelessFlirt said:
A penguin only has sex twice a year.

after becoming pregnant with their true love female adelie penguins on ross island in the antarctic prostitute themselves to other males in exchange for rocks which they need to build their nests. rocks are hard to find because horny males hoard them. (nigel barley, british airways inflight magazine, june 1998)


A whale's penis is called a dork.

I was told by someone much older than I that human penises were referred to as dorks (slang), hence the term. But I don't know how popular this was.


Dolphins are the only other animals besides humans that get pleasure out of sex. They are also the only other animals that have sex for reasons other than reproduction.

Aside from having sex to "ease tension" as someone pointed out, there are films of female monkeys giving blowjobs to other monkeys that students must watch in bio class. Yes, I said blowjobs.


Your foot is about the same size as the distance between your elbow and wrist

My foot seems about an inch shorter, but maybe I'm a freak.


Come March, twenty Taiwanese men, ranging in age from twenty-five to a wildly impressive seventy-seven, will reportedly fly to Los Angeles and try to crack Guinness's apparently ever-broadening list by pulling a Boeing B747 jet — with their penises.
Dammit, why don't people realize how careful they need to be with those things?!
 
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