USAF's Secret Space Plane ready to launch.

I watched it from the window of my secret underground laboratory.
 
It's going to secretly land at Kennedy Space Center when it completes its secret mission. This is classified Secret because the internet told me so.
 
It probably has kick ass cameras on it.

Maybe some mines for enemy satellites.
 
I've discovered its' mission. Space will never be the same.

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What the hell’s my guidance system doing in a Russian satellite?
 
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