Urinal Ettiquette

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[Cheyenne]

??? For those of us not familiar with the physical layout of all men's rooms- are there any kind of dividers between them? Or you're just standing next to each other with it all hanging out?

 

[Wizard]

Splashing away on each other........................

 

[Cheyenne]

EEWWWWWWW!

 

[Renegade]

I was at the movies, had to pee. 5 urinals all empty. As is standard ettiquette I took the one on the end. Where is the next guy supposed to go? Far other end right? Then the middle, then if you really gotta go fill in between. This perv walks up (just me on the end) and crowds in next to me. Damn who raised you! pervert.

He didn't ask you to hold his piece for him did he? Because if he did, I think I know that guy!!! lol

 

[Gavin the juggling monkey]

If you walk in to the urinals and they are the individual units you must leave at least one unit between you and the other guy.
you must not look in his direction.
you must not talk to him.
You may wash your hands on the way out, BUT DO NOT LOOK IN THE MIRROR.
This is not the case at sports meets where you must all get in out as quickly as possible no matter what.
(this has been plagerised from the december issue of loaded magazine)

 

[Skibum]

My favorite racetrack has a metal trough with water running through it for a urinal. Between races you stand crowded shoulder to shoulder to pee. needless to say, you have to keep your eyes on the ceiling.

 

[TonyG]

I actually had to break etiquette once. I was attending a sports conference where the organizers had many personalities attend to attract attendance to the various booths. When I walked into a bathroom where there were only three urinals I had to take the middle one. The guys on the ends left almost immediately and were replaced by two other guys who kept talking to one another. Suddenly I became stunned because I recognized the voices as two wrestlers, Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage. Well, I had to know, so as I turned away I glanced quickly to see how I stacked up. Luckily they did not notice.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Piss and Vinegar toilet humor

http://www.menjokes.com/images/toilet.gif

Not that I have been in that many men's rooms, but I may have an answer. I found a website that diagrams the whole thing out for you fellas - for various scenarios.

http://www.menjokes.com/urinal.html

 

[TonyG]

Thanks BrainyBeauty that web site was fun especially the part about the girls in the men's room.

 

[Thumper]

tony is a lucky man...

You actually looked....ewwwww Lucky for you they didn't notice. Explain returning to the conference with a swirly..

A local Rock and Roll club (Annie's, M..) has the trough thing....if a stall isn't open I hold it.

I suffer from bashful kidneys and they will not work at all if there is no divider....

Remind me to tell you about a longgggg drawn out drug screen situation with an attractive female doctor some day...

 

[Juliangel]

Well, I had to know, so as I turned away I glanced quickly to see how I stacked up. Luckily they did not notice.

Come on fuss up how did you stack up??? You have confessed the sin of peeking they rest should be easy.

 

[Nicole]

This thread is so funny, but at the same time I'm learning so much (LOL).

I've never been in the mens room, I'll admit that, I wanted to ask, Thumper if you have that bad a time, why not go into a toilet instead and do whatever you need to there? Do they have a couple of toilets in the mens room or not?

I LMAO @ Gavins answer, that was so funny.

 

[Cheri]

I took a online quiz about that once and yes I answered that question right. You always have an empty urinal between yourself and the other guy, if not you wait. lol
I have two sons one of whom is potty trained, so I'm learning the whole aiming and shaking thing first hand. lol After the second is potty trained I think I should get and honorary penis award or something cause I'll be damned good at the whole care and use of a penis by then.

 

[Juliangel]

After the second is potty trained I think I should get and honorary penis award or something cause I'll be damned good at the whole care and use of a penis by then.

LOL yes you should. I learned all the tricks and got both my boys potty trained, now I have to teach my two year old daughter but she has urinary problems so she will not be ready for another year or so but she should be a breeze compared to the boys.

The best trick and the thing I still catch them doing is "Sinking the Cheerios", my eight year old especially.