Lancecastor
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- May 14, 2002
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Position Open Immediately
WANTED
One (1) attractive, leggy, submissive single woman aged 18-37, for long term relationship with white central florida male, late 50's.
She: Never married, no children, infertile, feminine, great housekeeper, low maintenance, "traditional" neo-conservative values, modest trust fund, marriage-minded, patient, long suffering, tres hot in the sack, guaranteed monogamous. May be All-American or Asian. Must like ferrets.
He: Home and small business owner equipped with extensive baggage library, cranky, reasonably bright, sarcastic, caustic, domineering, eccentric, wordly, stubborn, obsessive, a bit crazed, but with a tiny little soft spot that needs a woman's special maternal-whore touch.
PM Ishmael with blood tests, photos and executed Waiver of Matrimonial Rights for consideration.
Due to the anticipated response levels, only potentially acceptable candidates will receive a reply.
WANTED
One (1) attractive, leggy, submissive single woman aged 18-37, for long term relationship with white central florida male, late 50's.
She: Never married, no children, infertile, feminine, great housekeeper, low maintenance, "traditional" neo-conservative values, modest trust fund, marriage-minded, patient, long suffering, tres hot in the sack, guaranteed monogamous. May be All-American or Asian. Must like ferrets.
He: Home and small business owner equipped with extensive baggage library, cranky, reasonably bright, sarcastic, caustic, domineering, eccentric, wordly, stubborn, obsessive, a bit crazed, but with a tiny little soft spot that needs a woman's special maternal-whore touch.
PM Ishmael with blood tests, photos and executed Waiver of Matrimonial Rights for consideration.
Due to the anticipated response levels, only potentially acceptable candidates will receive a reply.
