Update on research.

YourHomunculus

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Hi guys I thought I'd post an update

My previous message was this and it was a while ago so I'll just refresh:

"Guys for your own safety just thought I'd post this public safety message:

Hello everybody. I thought I'd just pass on this important info I received regarding public health but I'll post it here as it mostly concerns peoples sexual health. However the results of this study are as yet unconfirmed so please just bear it in mind.

I work for hospitals and heard some info the other day which greatly concerned me. For a long time now medical professionals have suspected a link between the hpv virus and cancer rates in people practicing oral and anal sex. Researchers generally try to avoid releasing public info about this up to now because the results are inconclusive and no one wants to cause a public health scare. And yet privately many studies are ongoing. The other day someone passed me on the results of a study which pointed to a dangerous correlation between radiation signals and sexual activity. It seems that generally the hpv virus is passed on through bodily transmissions and becomes activated (somehow we don't know the mechanism) particularly in cases of anal and oral sex, not vaginal where the rates of activation are far lower. Now this study stumbled onto an interesting result quite by chance. One of our test subjects (hpv positive) was wacking off (really thats what we scientists study sometimes!) into a vial for a sample analysis and happened to be talking on a cell phone at the same time. As per good scientific procedure all particulars had to be noted so the cell phone use was duly recorded by the lab assistant. In two days when reviewing the test subjects it was found that the hpv virus in this subject had been activated although he never previously had a problem and he had to be rushed to care to begin radiation treatment immediately. This got the researchers thinking and about a year ago a new series of experiments testing only mobile phones, magnetic radiation and semen samples was set up. The results are chilling. In 70 percent of cases cell phone radiation seems to activate any transmitted hpv virus, and the phone doesn't need to be held in the hand. It could merely be sitting in the same room! The researchers are worried enough to pass this on to doctors now who have been warned to look for the signs in the population at large.

What does this practically mean for you? Well If your practicing anal or oral sex chances of hpv virus transmission are now 78 percent higher than vaginal. If radiation (say from a phone) activates the virus, you face a 60 to 70 percent higher than normal rate of contracting anal or oral cancerous tumors! Many of us in the medical profession are very scared about the implications of this study. So my advice to every one would be for now until results are conclusive, try to confine yourselves to vaginal sex only! And of course abstinence is the only sure way. I will try to get some more info on the results of the study leaked as soon as I can, remember this is a leak not a published result. I'm leaking because I personally think people should start acting on this now."


Now I can say theres been a bit more research and the results are not pretty. We're probably going to publish pretty soon so keep an eye on this. The main culprit is of course the radiation from the mobile phone and we've cancelled out any other probably causes. Although we find that the prevalence of HPV with anal intercourse seems less now than with oral. Our studies are showing that in the oral cavity and throat, the body has a specific immune deficiency to HPV. Combined with the increased radiation and subsequent HPV activation, this makes for a dangerous mix indeed.

I'll try to point the members of Literotica to the final studies when they appear, cause this is important stuff!
 
Yeah well this just shows, that there are consequences for performing evil actions. Absolutely, you can't beat God, so why even try? Aids, this HPv thing, whatever its all there to clean out the sin!! AMEN.
 
Yeah well this just shows, that there are consequences for performing evil actions. Absolutely, you can't beat God, so why even try? Aids, this HPv thing, whatever its all there to clean out the sin!! AMEN.

Wboro, I absolutely love your posts, they crack me up without fail. I grew up in a baptist church and some of the stuff they taught was just balls crazy.

And doc, it is still safe to whack it on the phone right? Please don't ruin that for me. please.
 
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