Up Your Vocabulary with MG - A Daily Contribution

[MathGirl]

As a public service to AH hangers on, I have decided to offer a daily educational service. Each day one or two words or phrases will be posted to edify and educate those who strive for self betterment.
Thanks to: Roger's Profanisaurus © John brown Publishing 2003
http://www.viz.co.uk/default.htm
MG

Arsecons n. Those computer keyboard symbols used illustratively to indicate the condition of an arse. e.g. Normal arse (_!_) Lard arse (__!__) Tight arse (!) Sore arse (_*_) Slack arse (_o_) etc.

Air Biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. Floating body of trouser gas. As in “Could you open a window. I think somebody has launched an air biscuit”.

 

[Guest]

Much obliged, Maths.

Looking forward to 'C' and 'P', just two of my faves.

gratefully, Perdita

 

[Jenny _S]

Air Biscuit n. Fart; botty burp. Floating body of trouser gas. As in “Could you open a window. I think somebody has launched an air biscuit”.

LMAO. But I'm still looking for a proper spelling for the sound of an "air biscuit"

 

[MathGirl]

Readers please note..............

Please note:
1. The site from which this material was borrowed is English. That explains the rather odd emphasis on excretory functions.
2. I have taken great effort to ensure that all postings are within the bounds of decency and in the best of taste.
MG

 

[raphy]

Re: Readers please note..............

Please note:

2. I have taken great effort to ensure that all postings are within the bounds of decency and in the best of taste.
MG

God god woman, why?

*grins*

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Readers please note..............

God god woman, why?

Dear r,
Because some readers have delicate sensibilities. My daily contribution is to be educational and esthetic, and I want to ensure that it appeals to all tastes, educational and social backgrounds, and effetity.
MG
Ps. In honor of the day, here's a bonus edition:
Articulate the archdeacon n. Masturbation; see bash the bishop.

Afterburner n. A pyroflatulatory announcement; blue streak

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Re: Up Your Vocabulary with MG - A Daily Contribution

LMAO. But I'm still looking for a proper spelling for the sound of an "air biscuit"

If it's onomatopoeics you're after, all ye bow down to the master.

As for the sound of the air bísquit, I give you the big, dry, explosive kind:

BWOP!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Re: Re: Re: Readers please note..............

Articulate the archdeacon n. Masturbation; see bash the bishop.

*applause*

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Readers please note..............

Articulate the archdeacon n. Masturbation; see bash the bishop.

Maths, I don't know what's come over me, I seem to be literarily out of control. Forgive me, but these came into my head rather forcibly. Yes, I know they're out of order, mea maxima culpa.

Parse the Preacher

Conjugate the Cleric


penitently, Perdita

 

[MathGirl]

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Originally posted by perdita I know they're out of order, mea maxima culpa.

Dear Perdita,
Nope. I don't mind others dropping on on this thread.
MG
Ps. You would probably notice if I did mind.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Readers please note..............

Dear Perdita, Nope. I don't mind others dropping in on this thread. MG
Ps. You would probably notice if I did mind.

Gee, Maths, you're too kind. Really. But I like it, you cute-as-a-button kid.

huggy, kissy,

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

dammit dita' I'm never around when you start giving out hugs and kisses

The Mrs.

 

[Guest]

LOL, Dest. They say timing is everything.

Perdita

p.s. you wouldn't be interested in the kisses I have for Maths; I'm like her great auntie.

 

[destinie21]

LOL, Dest. They say timing is everything.

Perdita

p.s. you wouldn't be interested in the kisses I have for Maths; I'm like her great auntie.

Oh phew tell me you stop handing out the Auntie Mame kisses and get to the Mrs. Robinson kisses.

 

[MathGirl]

Monday's vocabulary lesson

angel n. Pillow biter; passive male homosexual

bagpipe v. To ignore the pink and the brown, and shove the cue straight into the top corner pocket; armpit sex.

MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Re: Monday's vocabulary lesson

angel n. Pillow biter; passive male homosexual

bagpipe v. To ignore the pink and the brown, and shove the cue straight into the top corner pocket; armpit sex.

MG

M.G.,
You're making this up. Right?

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Re: Monday's vocabulary lesson

M.G.,
You're making this up. Right?

Dear Jenny,
No. See first post of thread for reference.
MG

 

[Icingsugar]

Re: Monday's vocabulary lesson

bagpipe v. To ignore the pink and the brown, and shove the cue straight into the top corner pocket; armpit sex.

Really, I don't think I'm ready for a metaphor for something that I can't even begin to fathom in the first place.

 

[Guest]

Frankly, Sugar, a well forced metaphor can be quite a treat.

Not pushing, Perdita

 

[Seattle Zack]

I originally posted this in another forum, but it probably also qualifies for inclusion here as well ...

Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum, as most American readers know, is a homophobic whacko that managed to offend even his own Republican constituency with his remarks about the recent Lawrence v Texas Supreme Court decision.

(Two gay men were arrested in their Texas home for having sex under a sodomy law that dated back to the 1800s. The Supreme Court struck down the law, ruling that consenting adults have a reasonable expectation of privacy in their residences.)

"If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the right to bigamy, you have the right to polygamy, you have the right to incest, you have the right to adultery. You have the right to anything," Santorum said in the AP interview.

"If you make the case that if you can do whatever you want to do, as long as it's in the privacy of your own home, this 'right to privacy,' then why be surprised that people are doing things that are deviant within their own home? If you say, there is no deviant as long as it's private, as long as it's consensual, then don't be surprised what you get. You're going to get a lot of things that you're sending signals that as long as you do it privately and consensually, we don't really care what you do. And that leads to a culture that is not one that is nurturing and necessarily healthy. I would make the argument in areas where you have that as an accepted lifestyle, don't be surprised that you get more of it."


Dan Savage is an author of several books and the editor of our weekly alternative rag here in Seattle, The Stranger, and his advice column "Savage Love" is syndicated in dozens of newspapers. Savage began a contest to introduce a new word "santorum" into the lexicon. Thousands of readers from all over the country voted for varying definitions. The winner, by a huge margin:

Santorum : The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Here it is used in a sentence from a couple of his columns:

"I am new to anal sex and enjoy it, despite the embarrassment of occasional santorum...."

"What would you consider an adequate tip to compensate the hotel housekeeping staff for its troubles in cleaning up the santorum stain? We left $20 for the night...."


--Zack

 

[MathGirl]

Monday's bonus words

Originally posted by Seattle Zack "Santorum : The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Dear Zack,
A blatant hijacking, but it was informative and in impeccable taste. Well done. I believe Sen. Santorum could use a good gang-botting q.v.

bott v. A sex act performed by botters (qv).

botter (bot-ah) n. One who botts.

I believe the above should put to rest any further discussion of botting. QED
Educationally,
MG

 

[MathGirl]

Tuesday's Twosome

belly flopper n. A clumsy brown trout (qv) whose graceless entry into the water causes splashing of the arse

burial at sea n. The dignified delivery of a stool, without splashback (qv). The opposite of a depth charge or belly flopper (qv)

 

[MathGirl]

Tuesday evening vocabulary improver

brewer’s droop n. Marshmallowing of the penis due to excessive alcohol intake

bulldog n. An ugly face. “A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp”. Also bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
MG

 

[Jenny _S]

Dear Ms MG,
I fear you may have forgotten a phrase important to our friends in the UK.

Botty Bashing n: Deep thrusting from behind, especially among private shool lads and sailors. (See ref in Catcher in the Rye )

 

[MathGirl]

Wednesday morning enlightenment

bowel trowel n. One of a selection of tools at the disposal of the uphill gardener (qv). See also cheesy wheelbarrow, trouser rake.

brown pipe engineer n. A plop plumber who always visits via the tradesman’s entrance (qv).

MG