UP: Who is this guy

[daughter]

Let's sidetrack a bit. UP has a good sense of humor so I'm sure he won't mind a little ribbing.

What do you think this fella looks like? How would you describe his appearance, mannerisms, his lifestyle? Is he some stuffy, disgruntled high school English teacher picking on a good-natured group of adults who just want to have a little fun getting off on some innocuous smut?

Okay, let the speculations begin.

Peace,

daughter

 

[Unmasked Poet]

Unmasked, I know him well.

He is a giant of man whose generosity is matched only by his intellect and his talent. On those days when boredom overtakes him, he works his part time job as a stand in for Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Denzel Washington.

Why once when he was playing mahjong with Milton Friedman he took a call from Alan Greenspan. He lowered the prime and convinced Friedman to become a socialist.

Shy and retiring he suffers from bouts of delusion caused by his expulsion from mensa, he broke their most sacred oath. (he was caught bowling)

Horribly disfigured by a freak accident (subjected to uninterrupted play of a Britney Spears album) He turned toward the soothing sounds of poetry. I hate to mention his disfigurement but he is famous for his dramatic interpretation of Pan.

And he always causes a stir at Star Trek conventions.

Denied the poet laureate prize in China by Jiang Zemin he now resides in America where he hopes one day to become a citizen.

Who cares lets talk poetry!

U.P.