"Up Front" UPDATES

How's things? I just drift through a few times a week to see if there's any housecleaning needed.
How DARE you use that look up face?!?
I think it’s against the rules! And if I think it is, that means it IS! So THERE!
(You know, it really is a sad commentary on something or other that I feel I have to parenthetically add that these comments are meant in fun. Except for this part. This is in seriousness. But I feel my funny bone is no longer free to express itself without fear of offending someone or being taken the wrong way.)