KinkyLOVE
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Oct 12, 2001
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- 157
Note: This posting used to be ignored or vilified elsewhere, so, due to such unpopular demand, it's now been flushed into its own cesspool. Feel free to shit on it or get off my pottie or whatever turns you on. For my part, I've pretty much given up on finding any kindred spirits in Literotica La La Land. Hope does spring eternal, though, so if my kinky LOVER is out there somewhere and, happening to stumble over this, winds up with an impregnated imagination, please feel free to abandon your foundling on my doorstep below in this thread. If she's cute, maybe I'll help you bring her up kinkily. 
Perhaps I'm your WET DREAM, or then again, maybe I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE?
How DIRTY are you, you naughty little boy or bad bawdy girl? I'm NEVER gonna email you until you've proven EXHIBITIONISTICALLY right here in this very thread that you're the concupisent culprit I'm seeking!
I'm in search of your most VENAL VIOLATION 'cuz when I UNCOVER a cyber mischief maker, I'll STRIP YOU NAKED and HANDCUFF you to your bedposts. Then I'm gonna PUNISH YOU SEVERELY. First, I'll SPANK your little TUSHIE. I'll Smack and Whack about your sweet crack until you're in an AGONY of anticipation. My vengence is utterly merciless. No matter how you MOAN and GROAN, in spite of your begging SIGHS and CRIES, I'm gonna LICK YOU ALL OVER from head to toe until your THROBBING OFFENSE is reduced to a puddle of goo.
You cunt escape my STRIP SEARCHES with COCK and bull SEX-cuses. I'll get you in the end. For BAD BOYS, I will pull down your pants, making you STIFF with em-BARE-ASS-ment. For NAUGHTY little girls, I'll strap on my BIG DILDO to probe your secret orifices with a l-o-n-g, HARD baton, seeking hidden cuntraband - lick your g-spot for SEX-ample! For DIRTY OLD MEN and SHAMELESS MADAMS, I'll BLOW YOU AWAY or LICK YOU SENSELESS, overloading you with sensual short circuits by generating so much ecstasy that your brain will SEX-plode in multiple orgasms, ejaculating right out the top of your FUCKING skull!
I'm seeking a WAY HORNY pornographer with a passion for TURNING ON YOUR LOVER by erotic words and images, first by email, then face to groin.
My ideal LOVER is a dream so elusive yet so desirable that I've written thousands of PAGES (not merely words) creating illusions in search of truth. I'm an interactive E-X-H-I-B-I-T-I-O-N-I-S-T , so my best creativity is done reciprocally. Will you be my co-author to help me fulfill OUR quest together?
Perhaps you'd like to meet me some day? This IS possible, BUT DON'T TRY if you're the least tiny bit inhibited or prejudiced about SEX. I'll only MEAT in the flesh with TRUE Nymphomanics & Satyrs! This LUST word to the wise - if you have ANY limitations other than requiring STD FREE, NO SHIT and only EROTIC pain, DON'T WASTE both of OUR TIME & Literotic efforts. 'Nuff said?
I just DON'T have enough patience left to read all the funny BULLSHITTERS crapping into my email BOX every day any more, so pretty, pretty, please, with my very bruised, abused, and over used CHERRY on top, SQUIRT your BEST CUM SHOT right HERE & NOW before another lost thread bites the dust! Hmm.. Tastes like DIRT mixed with TURDS, doesn't it?
LOVE, Kin Ky
Perhaps I'm your WET DREAM, or then again, maybe I'm your WORST NIGHTMARE?
How DIRTY are you, you naughty little boy or bad bawdy girl? I'm NEVER gonna email you until you've proven EXHIBITIONISTICALLY right here in this very thread that you're the concupisent culprit I'm seeking!
I'm in search of your most VENAL VIOLATION 'cuz when I UNCOVER a cyber mischief maker, I'll STRIP YOU NAKED and HANDCUFF you to your bedposts. Then I'm gonna PUNISH YOU SEVERELY. First, I'll SPANK your little TUSHIE. I'll Smack and Whack about your sweet crack until you're in an AGONY of anticipation. My vengence is utterly merciless. No matter how you MOAN and GROAN, in spite of your begging SIGHS and CRIES, I'm gonna LICK YOU ALL OVER from head to toe until your THROBBING OFFENSE is reduced to a puddle of goo.
You cunt escape my STRIP SEARCHES with COCK and bull SEX-cuses. I'll get you in the end. For BAD BOYS, I will pull down your pants, making you STIFF with em-BARE-ASS-ment. For NAUGHTY little girls, I'll strap on my BIG DILDO to probe your secret orifices with a l-o-n-g, HARD baton, seeking hidden cuntraband - lick your g-spot for SEX-ample! For DIRTY OLD MEN and SHAMELESS MADAMS, I'll BLOW YOU AWAY or LICK YOU SENSELESS, overloading you with sensual short circuits by generating so much ecstasy that your brain will SEX-plode in multiple orgasms, ejaculating right out the top of your FUCKING skull!
I'm seeking a WAY HORNY pornographer with a passion for TURNING ON YOUR LOVER by erotic words and images, first by email, then face to groin.
My ideal LOVER is a dream so elusive yet so desirable that I've written thousands of PAGES (not merely words) creating illusions in search of truth. I'm an interactive E-X-H-I-B-I-T-I-O-N-I-S-T , so my best creativity is done reciprocally. Will you be my co-author to help me fulfill OUR quest together?
Perhaps you'd like to meet me some day? This IS possible, BUT DON'T TRY if you're the least tiny bit inhibited or prejudiced about SEX. I'll only MEAT in the flesh with TRUE Nymphomanics & Satyrs! This LUST word to the wise - if you have ANY limitations other than requiring STD FREE, NO SHIT and only EROTIC pain, DON'T WASTE both of OUR TIME & Literotic efforts. 'Nuff said?
I just DON'T have enough patience left to read all the funny BULLSHITTERS crapping into my email BOX every day any more, so pretty, pretty, please, with my very bruised, abused, and over used CHERRY on top, SQUIRT your BEST CUM SHOT right HERE & NOW before another lost thread bites the dust! Hmm.. Tastes like DIRT mixed with TURDS, doesn't it?
LOVE, Kin Ky
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