Up and Cumming: Work In Progress

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm making this thread so that we have the opportunity to talk about, bitch about or promote in advance our works in progress. Feel free to provide random blurbs or samples or come in and scream at the tops of your lungs and tear your hair. I see you over there fucking around on Lit when you have a novel to write, so tell us all about it.

 

[sophia jane]

Great thread idea, Scarlett. I'd be glad to share my progress, if I were actually writing.

Maybe soon.

SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Great thread idea, Scarlett. I'd be glad to share my progress, if I were actually writing.

Maybe soon.

SJ

I know! I'm not doing anything today. I am in the middle of my re-write for the neverending gay porn story. All I want to do is talk about food and sex.

 

[sophia jane]

I know! I'm not doing anything today. I am in the middle of my re-write for the neverending gay porn story. All I want to do is talk about food and sex.

Ice cream and threesomes. That's what I'm contemplating at the moment.
(oh and being dominated. Sigh)

SJ

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'm down to the sex scene in another Sci-fi ork. hAve two pending and one being reviewed. My novel, which started as a short story is in the capable hands of Blackshang, although he is computer challenged at the moment.

Over all, my WIP's are all progressing nicely today tomorrow I'll probably be in tears of frustration

 

[TheEarl]

Still working on my non-Lit novel. Alternating between that and some fluff fan-fiction: the scripts for a sixth season of Angel.

The Earl

 

[cloudy]

I have an excuse...I had to reformat twice in the last few days, and so I've lost most of my files...

but we'll pretend that Dran didn't send them to me in an email since then...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Still working on my non-Lit novel. Alternating between that and some fluff fan-fiction: the scripts for a sixth season of Angel.

The Earl

How the fuck do you get them out of that alley?
I know what I would do.

 

[impressive]

In progress:

Snatch (rape/retaliation novel)
Erotique ("haunted" antique sex toy museum)​

Completed, but not yet submitted:

Hallowing Eve (F/F -- for Halloween, obviously)
The Seven : Revisited (non-erotic -- for Winter Holidays)​

Should finish Erotique today or tomorrow.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Should finish Erotique today or tomorrow.

Whoop! Can't wait!

 

[rgraham666]

As long as we're bragging, my latest is up today. Doing pretty good too. The link's in my sig.

Working, kind of, on a quick piece of smut based around a little IM session I had some months ago with a young lady of my acquaintance.

Tsk, I'm such a lazy bastard.

 

[The_Darkness]

Would it be pretensious of me to beg a permanent seat in this thread? I never have all of my works finished....damnit.

I am working on a non-erotic, part of which I may or may not post out here at Lit...it's a fantasy novel with low magic that follows a soldier's life and perported death in a period much like the middle Roman Empire (circa 200 AD) I've been working on it for almost 2 years now and I'm on page 5...but the background information I've compiled is insane. The hope is to get it published at some point, and its current incarnation in my brain is going to be huge...maybe 3 books of 300 pages each.

Damn do i need to start writing.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'd love to talk about my in-progress work, but I'm far too busy writing it.


HA!

 

[O.T.]

up and cumming

I just posted my first five shorts....but the haven't gotten screened as yet.
O.T.

 

[TheEarl]

How the fuck do you get them out of that alley?
I know what I would do.

Oh they're out of the alley already. I've written two and a half episodes already. It's quite good fun as fluff pieces go.

The Earl

 

[McKenna]

I'm stuck.

I need a truly witty or endearing or suggestive comeback for someone who has just endured a rather ungraceful trip from a woman carrying a basket of eggs. Said eggs are now splattered over his chest and thighs (thighs and chest overwhich she is now spread as well, due to the trip and tumble.)

They don't know each other well enough for much, but I need a zinger of a comment from this guy and I keep drawing a freaking blank.

Does he walk away, nonplussed? Does he say something funny? Irascible? I could go with anything, anything at all ...if I could only think of something.

Crikey.

 

[TheEarl]

I'm stuck.

I need a truly witty or endearing or suggestive comeback for someone who has just endured a rather ungraceful trip from a woman carrying a basket of eggs. Said eggs are now splattered over his chest and thighs (thighs and chest overwhich she is now spread as well, due to the trip and tumble.)

They don't know each other well enough for much, but I need a zinger of a comment from this guy and I keep drawing a freaking blank.

Does he walk away, nonplussed? Does he say something funny? Irascible? I could go with anything, anything at all ...if I could only think of something.

Crikey.

"There are easier ways of getting my attention."

That sound good?

The Earl

 

[McKenna]

"There are easier ways of getting my attention."

That sound good?

The Earl

*perk*

It has distinct possibilities!

What if he knows it's a malicous sort of thing, this trip and fall? As in, two girls tripped her and made sure she'd fall into him and spill the eggs. Hmm.... would it still work?

 

[impressive]

I'm stuck.

I need a truly witty or endearing or suggestive comeback for someone who has just endured a rather ungraceful trip from a woman carrying a basket of eggs. Said eggs are now splattered over his chest and thighs (thighs and chest overwhich she is now spread as well, due to the trip and tumble.)

They don't know each other well enough for much, but I need a zinger of a comment from this guy and I keep drawing a freaking blank.

Does he walk away, nonplussed? Does he say something funny? Irascible? I could go with anything, anything at all ...if I could only think of something.

Crikey.

Something about "over easy" would work -- and break the ice.

 

[TheEarl]

*perk*

It has distinct possibilities!

What if he knows it's a malicous sort of thing, this trip and fall? As in, two girls tripped her and made sure she'd fall into him and spill the eggs. Hmm.... would it still work?

Personally, I'd say it with a wry grin on my face and hope she'd return a sheepish one so that we could start light chat.

If I knew it's a malicious thing, I'd probably still say it and deliberately blank the bitches who did it. I'd make light of the situation so that hte girl in question didn't feel like a lone fool, but more as a partner in our shared accident.

The Earl

 

[McKenna]

Imp Thanks for the idea, but not sure it would work in the historical setting in which this piece is based.


The Earl, thank you very much! I think the insight into the male psyche you shared is exactly what I needed to get past this point.

 

[TheEarl]

Imp Thanks for the idea, but not sure it would work in the historical setting in which this piece is based.


The Earl, thank you very much! I think the insight into the male psyche you shared is exactly what I needed to get past this point.

Bear in mind that it is my psyche, rather than necessarily a typical male's.

The Earl

 

[McKenna]

Bear in mind that it is my psyche, rather than necessarily a typical male's.

The Earl

It'll do.

 

[Liar]

I'm stuck.

I need a truly witty or endearing or suggestive comeback for someone who has just endured a rather ungraceful trip from a woman carrying a basket of eggs. Said eggs are now splattered over his chest and thighs (thighs and chest overwhich she is now spread as well, due to the trip and tumble.)

They don't know each other well enough for much, but I need a zinger of a comment from this guy and I keep drawing a freaking blank.

Does he walk away, nonplussed? Does he say something funny? Irascible? I could go with anything, anything at all ...if I could only think of something.

Crikey.

"What a coincidence, this is how you look in my masturbation fantasies."


To direct, huh?

#L

 

[McKenna]

"What a coincidence, this is how you look in my masturbation fantasies."


To direct, huh?

#L

Twisted, definitely twisted. Dripping in egg yolks and eggshells is part of a masturbation fantasy?!