Unwritten Guy Rules

[Kantarii]

This is mostly a humor thread.

I remember growing up hearing guys joke about so-called “guy rules”.

One of the most common I heard guys joke about was an unwritten called Rule # 1: “Never cum in the pussy, on the back or in the crack.”

Feel free to share other “unwritten rules” you’ve heard guys say.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

"What happens in the men's shower, stays in the men's shower".

 

[cowslinger64]

This is mostly a humor thread.

I remember growing up hearing guys joke about so-called “guy rules”.

One of the most common I heard guys joke about was an unwritten called Rule # 1: “Never cum in the pussy, on the back or in the crack.”

Feel free to share other “unwritten rules” you’ve heard guys say.

"Never wear womens panties, unless it's on your head and you're being funny"


Rest of quote:


"especially when you are as disgustingly ugly as kuntari"

 

[Klinkster]

"Never wear womens panties, unless it's on your head and you're being funny"

This....from an asshole (certified) who has a jockstrap for his avatar.


Huh.......

 

[cowslinger64]

This....from an asshole (certified) who has a jockstrap for his avatar.


Huh.......

A very nice woman from here made that for me.. I wear it proudly.

 

[Klinkster]

A very nice woman from here made that for me.. I wear it proudly.

On your little head.

 

[FL30]

#1 rule - you don't date your friends ex's

 

[Kantarii]

#1 rule - you don't date your friends ex's

I thought that was guy rule #2 rule that went along with women’s rule #1: Never kiss and tell.

QUOTE]

Careful now, he has a bra for his moobs to match that male thong.

 

[curiouschattycouple]

No eye contact during a MFM

 

[Kantarii]

One of my favorites comes from the first Transformer movie: “Bros before hoes.”

 

[LupusDei]

If she's saying she's eighteen but looks like sixteen she's probably fourteen. If she's saying twenty but looks like thirty, she's probably fifty.

 

[oggbashan]

Never admit to your mates that you were too drunk to do anything with that hot chick you went to bed with.

 

[itwasntme2]

If she's saying she's eighteen but looks like sixteen she's probably fourteen. If she's saying twenty but looks like thirty, she's probably fifty.

hahahaha thank you for the giggle

 

[SpeareChucker]

Never admit to your mates that you were too drunk to do anything with that hot chick you went to bed with.

It's more likely that being too drunk leads your mates to
set you up with a total dog by insisting that she was hot...

Then you wake up to the realization.

 

[Kantarii]

Be unpredictable

 

[silver gurl]

A man does not say what happened at the bachelor party.

I have seen that blow up, a few times.

 

[heathergives]

http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-488-488-90/64/6409/BQA9100Z/posters/man-rules.jpg

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

A man does not say what happened at the bachelor party.

I have seen that blow up, a few times.

You attend a lot of bachelor parties?

 

[silver gurl]

You attend a lot of bachelor parties?

Can’t say I have ever been to one but I have heard the stories.

 

[HisArpy]

A man does not say what happened at the bachelor party.

I have seen that blow up, a few times.

Wait, someone took PICTURES? And then you had them ENLARGED? And kept a copy for FUTURE VIEWINGS?

Oh my...

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Can’t say I have ever been to one but I have heard the stories.

"Can't say" is not exactly saying "No I'm not a bachelor party stripper."

 

[silver gurl]

Wait, someone took PICTURES? And then you had them ENLARGED? And kept a copy for FUTURE VIEWINGS?

Oh my...

Nah. A man is friends with groom. I am friends with the bride. Bride wants details.

"Can't say" is not exactly saying "No I'm not a bachelor party stripper."

Of course, that is my second gig.

 

[Kantarii]

Never drink someone’s last beer.

 

[Dreamer110]

Never drink someone’s last beer.

The penalty for that is to terrible to contemplate!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If you walk the pretty buxom woman to her car, the guys at the bar will all think you're going to bang her.


Truth is, she's going home and you're going to another bar.


Let them think what they will. Most boys ain't all that astute.


Maybe not a rule, but it could be on another planet . . . .