Unwelcome Bedfellows

[lavender]

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Lav and I were chatting the other night and I said that i wanted her to live down the street from me so that whenever necessary I could ring her up to come over and service me. She said that her dreams had finally come true and that she would love to be my sexual-lurch (you rang....) for the rest of her life. She felt content and that her life had now taken on a complete feeling that she had never felt before.
The thought of spooning up with Lurch is a little funny but I'm down with it. I guess you get to be on the outside ;-)

 

[nasty]

The first to pop in my head

Barbara Bush. YUCK!!!! Now you made me think of that. *frantically searching for a hot babe to think of* THAT'S BETTER!!!!!!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Mine: Lurch from The Addams Family

Ditto

 

[fgarvb1]

my first ex-wife or a rattlesnake...no,no i'd trust the rattlesnake more!l

 

[InternationalFunboy]

That being said here are my top five all-time unwanted bedfellows in no particular order...

Mother Theresa
Jay Leno
Any teletubby
Nancy Reagan
The "tallest female ever" from the Guiness books.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Janet Reno makes me nauesous. I like my chicks to look like chicks.

Jan from the Brady Bunch scares me a little. I dunno why. She even creeped me out as a kid.

David Letterman repulses me. That's always been a mystery to me. I think it's that space between his teeth. It lulls me into a false sense of security.

My worst fear is that I'll wake up next to someone without all of their teeth intact. Then, my mind will ivariably wonder whether or not I spent the better part of the previous night being "gummed" *shudder shudder shudder*

Thanks Lavy, I really needed to contemplate those scenarios. Horrible sex dreams for everyone, courtesy of the one, the only...the "Royal Untouchable" Lavylicious.

 

[Purple Haze]

Ron Jeremy.

 

[miles]

Hillarybeast Clinton

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[lavender]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[p_p_man]

Margaret Thatcher
The Pretender Bush
Elizabeth II
The Queen Mother
My Bank Manager

 

[lavender]

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[MrBates]

Eeeewwwww......

What a disgusting, but humorous (and somewhat fascinating) thread.....

Let's see:

Hillary Clinton
Janet Reno
Rosie O'Donnel
Minnie Pearl
Phyliss Diller
and Nate Newton (formerly of the Dallas Cowboys)

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Eeeewwwww......

Paula Poundstone
Janet Reno
KidRock's girlfriend

 

[La Huesera]

Joan Rivers....uggggggg
Tom Arnold
Jesse Jackson

 

[nasty]

What's so wrong with Hilary? I think she's babelicious. OK, maybe too strong. I'd jump her bones, though. I have another, Carnie Wilson, BEFORE surgery. ICKY!!!!!!

 

[lavender]

 

[Curious Guy]

As long as you do not have the instinctual urge to chew your arm off to get out without being seen, don't sweat it.

 

[MrBates]

The Big Unit....

I'm with ya on that one, Lav....

Sorry...Hilly doesn't trip my trigger. Physically, mentally, or otherwise.

She's all yours, Nasty.

Now Paula Poundstone? Maybe.....just maybe. Then again, maybe not.

 

[Thumper]

Two'fer

*blush*

Yes, I know DA. You want to jump my bones. The feeling is mutual.

The price of one!

Can I be in the middle...or on the bottom...on my back???

Yeah right! I stand a better chance of becoming a Republican


To answer the question...

Church Lady,
Any woman I have been behind in line at Wal Mart,
any woman that is into what nasty likes. Waking up next to that would pretty much make for a crappy day I think.

 

[Dhalgren]

Minnie Me!

"We don't gnaw on our Kitty!"

 

[nasty]

Speaking of AP

THat German lady. UGH!!!!!!