Unwanted Guests

[CharleyH]

Have you ever just met someone and within the time it took you to say hi, you did not like them, and after 10-minutes couldn't even stand to be in the same room with them? I have met two and hate is more rare and would be a better word. One I did not have to tolerate because I was a waitress and could tell him to go fuck himself, the other was not so easy to be rid of.

It crossed my mind having met my second recently. But this also devilishly crossed my mind: what would happen in a situation where your lover and you decided to bring a third home. Both of you have brought someone home for fun before without your partner meeting the third, but this time the lover brings home someone you cannot stand a moment with. How would you get rid of that person and not have sex with them without offending them or your partner? Or, would you just offend them?

(This is not a real situation, just a suppose story scenario in any time/ era your imagination wields.)

 

[HarleyStone]

Have you ever just met someone and within the time it took you to say hi, you did not like them, and after 10-minutes couldn't even stand to be in the same room with them? I have met two and hate is more rare and would be a better word. One I did not have to tolerate because I was a waitress and could tell him to go fuck himself, the other was not so easy to be rid of.

It crossed my mind having met my second recently, and this is someone I may have to tolerate again. But what would happen in a situation where your lover and you decided to bring a third home. Both of you have brought someone home for fun before without your partner meeting the third, but this time the lover brings home someone you cannot stand a moment with. How would you get rid of that person and not have sex with them without offending them or your partner? Or, would you just offend them?

(This is not a real situation, just a suppose story scenario in any tim/ era your imagination wields.)

I'd have to be plain with the facts, whether they were offended or not.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's not a likelihood in my relationship. If, however, that were the case, I would develop a very rapid-onset stomach bug. Sometimes fiction is kinder than truth.

Shanglan

 

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[CharleyH]

It's not a likelihood in my relationship. If, however, that were the case, I would develop a very rapid-onset stomach bug. Sometimes fiction is kinder than truth.

Shanglan

A bug makes for very short fiction, Shanglan. Perhaps if one was a slave or servant? I suppose this is what I was thinking - (I just happened to meet an unlikeable kind lately, not that I will ever sleep with them - lol) but the problem (many conflicts) crossed my mind for a story.

 

[CharleyH]

I'd vote for that option -- honesty, in this case, isn't going to make anything better and might make things worse. The honesty can come in after the third has left, and it can be discussed with the SO.

Of course, as a story scenario, honesty will make for conflict, and conflict is what stories are all about.

What's the purpose of this scenario, from curiousity? Is there a possible change in the offing -- the disliked person to suddenly become acceptable in some way, or the subject of a decided "get rid of her/him" campaign? Is this to lead to comedy or not?

I can see a lot of possibilities for it, depending.

PS TO ALL - THIS IS FICTION! lol

 

[HarleyStone]

The problem with making up an excuse is that it's normally viewed as a Pause in action. What're you going to say when your SO sets that play date up again? Before long they'll believe you've developed a chronic-every-friday-night-onset of stomach flu.

 

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[CharleyH]

The problem with making up an excuse is that it's normally viewed as a Pause in action. What're you going to say when your SO sets that play date up again? Before long they'll believe you've developed a chronic-every-friday-night-onset of stomach flu.

Thank you for your input. The play date is RIGHT NOW - there is no date - it's sprung upon the character who needs to deal with it in the moment. How would your characters deal with such a situation?

 

[HarleyStone]

If it's for a story and I had no intention of including them in the action, I'd probably opt for tying them up to watch.

 

[CharleyH]

If it's for a story and I had no intention of including them in the action, I'd probably opt for tying them up to watch.

LOL well, there's an option. Japanese or German? And that scene would definately need to be told!

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

I'd just fuck them anyway. But that's just me. I like a good "grudge fuck" now and then. For one thing, you can be completely selfish about it. Most sex is somewhat is unselfish (which I don't mind, btw), but a totally narcissistic grudge fuck now and then is refreshing.

 

[HarleyStone]

Japanese = Sexy

In my mind, it's the only way of including them without having to interact directly with them. There's probably a decent amount of enjoyment involved in tying them up as well. A small semblence of control over the cause of uncontrolled anger/hate/disgust/distaste (whichever).

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Within the parameters oflife, I'd have a migrane.

Within a story? Difficult call. The most obvious answers would lead to a short story or no story at all. like my headache or Shang's stomach bug. Within the context of an erotic story, you could simply change the eal slightly, to where the third was someone your lover hoped to make sex with a regular thing. You could then have you rprotag intentionally sabotage it. Somethihng along the lines of a comedy in the Rumple Foreskin outdoors sex mode.

If you want a serious piece, I don't know how you would combine the premise with the protag not using the best contrivance abialable, which is to simply get sick.

 

[BlackShanglan]

A bug makes for very short fiction, Shanglan. Perhaps if one was a slave or servant? I suppose this is what I was thinking - (I just happened to meet an unlikeable kind lately, not that I will ever sleep with them - lol) but the problem (many conflicts) crossed my mind for a story.

I'm so sorry. It's been a long day at work and I didn't catch the bottom line. Stomach bugs really do make for the most uninteresting fiction. Sorry, Charley. I will try again on a good day!

 

[BlackShanglan]

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Wait, that's my line!

 

[CharleyH]

Within the parameters oflife, I'd have a migrane.

Within a story? Difficult call. The most obvious answers would lead to a short story or no story at all. like my headache or Shang's stomach bug. Within the context of an erotic story, you could simply change the eal slightly, to where the third was someone your lover hoped to make sex with a regular thing. You could then have you rprotag intentionally sabotage it. Somethihng along the lines of a comedy in the Rumple Foreskin outdoors sex mode.

If you want a serious piece, I don't know how you would combine the premise with the protag not using the best contrivance abialable, which is to simply get sick.

Thanks Colly, sorry about the migraine. I have it worked out, just wondered what you all would do in your genres.

 

[BlackShanglan]

OK, attempting answer more suitable to fiction ...

How about killing the partner with kindness? Tell the lover that this is wonderful, as you'd just be dying to pamper him/her all night anyway, and now you have two sets of hands. Then the protag can spend the story in an on-the-surface sweet indulgence, under-the-surface snarling catfight process of indulging the recipient love while both trying to defend that territory and avoid contact with the repulsive one. Could make for some good fun switching between inner and spoken voices, and keep the protag on his/her toes trying to cut short any sallies on behalf of the unwelcome guest.

Better?

(Please say no. Or yes. Whichever one means that I've been a very bad horse. )

 

[Kev H]

I may get swatted for this, but the obvious storyline hook to me is the fact that sexual relationships build feelings, even unwanted as they are. I'd have the initial meeting go horribly wrong..."he rubs me the wrong way" (figuratively and literally? lol). But either have a light non-consent scene or a "hell, may as well" attitude lead to a physical bonding that carries over to the emotional. Romance, all the way.

 

[Liar]

Or, would you just offend them?

Short answer: Yes.

Long answer: I don't like the third part, so i don't care what (s)he thunks, and if my partner can't take honesty about something like that, then what's the point of a relationship?

PS TO ALL - THIS IS FICTION! lol

Oh, in that case, I'll fuck anything with a breath.

 

[neonlyte]

I can't do fiction.