Unsung Stupid Cunts and Assholes of Literotica

[riff]

Me!

 

[freescorfr]

Change your therapist, Riff.

 

[jass1960]

put me down as well

 

[Starblayde]

I thought you said unsung... I sing about you being a cunt every day, Riff...

 

[Mellon Collie]

Change your therapist, Riff.

Heh.

 

[riff]

I thought you said unsung... I sing about you being a cunt every day, Riff...

it's riff with a small "r" dipshit

 

[Starblayde]

well if this thread can incorporate dipshits too then i'm in riff

 

[riff]

I give you starblayde. An unsung dipshit.

 

[Starblayde]

amen to that

and that's Starblayde, you cunt

 

[lilminx]

Well, since I'm not one of the unsung funny, smart and sexy women of Literotica, then I guess that puts me here.

 

[kiwiwolf]

riff... you and me have to hit a tittie bar some day buddy... Cheers...

 

[riff]

Change your therapist, Riff.

hell no. she gives great great head.

get it? get it?

 

[juicylips]

Morning, riffilicious


I have a cunt, but I don't know if it is unsung or not.

JL

 

[freescorfr]

I just don't want anyone to change you riff, you're great as it is.

 

[riff]

riff... you and me have to hit a tittie bar some day buddy... Cheers...

You got it. Let's beat the crap out Fat Bob. He's an asshole with a mullet. Doesn't come here, but he is definitely and asshole, and a big fat slob.

banning riff from a titty bar. the nerve!

I can see his corpulent form lying face down in a pool of blood and urine (we pee on him after he is unconscious).

All the girls are saved, and we fuck them on the stage!

 

[freescorfr]

riff... you and me have to hit a tittie bar some day buddy... Cheers...

Do you two know any cuntie bars?

 

[riff]

I just don't want anyone to change you riff, you're great as it is.

Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks yet....
-Mr Wolf, Pulp Fiction

 

[Laurel]

I wanna be on this thread, but I'm a sung asshole/cunt...and I've got the emails to prove it!

 

[riff]

I wanna be on this thread, but I'm a sung asshole/cunt...and I've got the emails to prove it!

I wouldn't doubt it for a second. Welcome aboard. We are all going to hell.

"Everything is gonna burn
We'll all take turns,
I'll get mine too.

This monkey's gone to heaven...."

heheh

 

[kiwiwolf]

You got it. Let's beat the crap out Fat Bob. He's an asshole with a mullet. Doesn't come here, but he is definitely and asshole, and a big fat slob.

banning riff from a titty bar. the nerve!

I can see his corpulent form lying face down in a pool of blood and urine (we pee on him after he is unconscious).

All the girls are saved, and we fuck them on the stage!

I'm in buddy... I'll hold 'im you smack 'im... Then we could shave Fat Bob into his mullet...

 

[freescorfr]

Well, let's not start sucking each others dicks yet....
-Mr Wolf, Pulp Fiction

Christ, riff, you rarely get my cross-references. You quoted her yesterday as saying you would never let anyone change you, which I thought was a crap stupid thing for a therapist to say, even if she has a nice arse. Who in their right mind is going to let other people change them? There can't be anything wrong with your mind if you won't let anyone change you, so you're great as you are. So why are you paying her?

Wasn't that obvious from my post? I only missed out a few steps.

Fuck it, riff, as dillinger says, you've got to figure it out for yourself.

I suggest a bit more Foucaut's Pendulum.

 

[riff]

I'm in buddy... I'll hold 'im you smack 'im... Then we could shave Fat Bob into his mullet...

Nooo I got it... just shave the right side of his head.

I oughta riyte a story about this.

 

[riff]

Christ, riff, you rarely get my cross-references. You quoted her yesterday as saying you would never let anyone change you, which I thought was a crap stupid thing for a therapist to say, even if she has a nice arse. Who in their right mind is going to let other people change them? There can't be anything wrong with your mind if you won't let anyone change you, so you're great as you are. So why are you paying her?

Wasn't that obvious from my post? I only missed out a few steps.

Fuck it, riff, as dillinger says, you've got to figure it out for yourself.

I suggest a bit more Foucaut's Pendulum.

I get to pick what gets changed. She doesn't do anything unless I let her.

It's my therapy. Not hers! Look alive! Look alive! Monday morning is fast approaching! It's here!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Nooo I got it... just shave the right side of his head.

And the left eyebrow and right side of any facial hair he has...

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Through my Monday morning hangover I am smiling. Really I am. I want to nominate riff as the king/queen of the unsung cunts of Lit. I think he would do well in that position.