Unsung funny, smart and sexy inanimate objects of Literotica.

[Black_Bird]

I nominate this spoon; it's done some very naughty things lately... It loves to be sucked on by both men and women. Loves sex play with whip cream, and it's specially shaped for scooping out little pools of love stew.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[AzureAngel]

The bar graph in the Pussy Depth thread. Heh.

Oh, to change my AV or not...

 

[Dillinger]

You mean this spoon?

http://digilander.iol.it/cclb/TN_spoon.GIF

 

[TWB]

My keyboard.

 

[seXieleXie]

there is no spoon.

 

[Liontamr]

Ice is so underrated.. So are candles for that matter. The two of 'em together would make for one helluva night in my books

 

[Silverlily]

You mean this spoon?

There is no spoon.

Love stew?? why does that sound really yucky?

 

[Dillinger]

First there is a spoon.
Then there is no spoon.
Then there is.

 

[scylis]

i like my coffee hot and strong.... like i like my women... hot... and strong...

aahh.. the curve of the spoon, the curve of your breast. i like to take my tongue and.. aahh laaahhh laahh... *means i'm licking the spoon*

wha? you're the President of Berundi? err... that's by Ziaire, isn't it? and Tanzania, yes? i learned that while i was at home with the chicken pox.

er.. if you'll excuse me, i think i'll go now. i think my grandmother's on fire...

 

[seXieleXie]

i like my coffee like i like my women... hot and strong and with a spoon in them....

The school band will now murder 'Oh Come All Ye Faithful'

Hi, I'm crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes!

 

[Black_Bird]

There is no spoon.

Why do I have the feeling that this is some quote from a movie?

And why do I think Dillinger's spoon looks more like a spatula?

Love stew?? why does that sound really yucky?

Its a little bit of him, a little bit of her, sloppy tasty fun.

 

[Mischka]

My vote goes to scylis's pink light saber.

 

[Dillinger]

Is Bob inanimate? Funny? Smart? Sexy?

Of course...

Bob is everything!

All Hail Bob!

 

[Black_Bird]

i like my coffee like i like my women... hot and strong and with a spoon in them...

Hey, at least she didn't say spork.

 

[Starfish]

I feel like I just won a prize and this thread was made for my entertainment. I'd like to thank the many motherboards.

 

[Sillyman]

I would say it would have to be my house, which keeps the neighbors from seeing me when I jack off.

 

[Black_Bird]

Is Bob inanimate? Funny? Smart? Sexy?

Of course...

Bob is everything!

All Hail Bob!

ALL HAIL BOB!

Hail Bob...

Hail Bop?

Huh?

 

[Guest]

Why won't you people leave me alone?

I just want to be loved.

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Why won't you people leave me alone?
I just want to be loved.

*I* have an idea! Why don't you get your brother, Neil, in here? Then you wouldn't be so inanimate.

 

[Sillyman]

Is Bob inanimate? Funny? Smart? Sexy?

Of course...

Bob is everything!

All Hail Bob!

I am insanely jealous. Does anyone have a Connie AV yet?

 

[Dillinger]

For those wishing to worship Bob properly:

http://www.subgenius.com/index.html

(BTW - I'm pretty sure Bob's Pipe is inanimate - unlike MY "pipe" which is usually VERY animated)

 

[Black_Bird]

For those wishing to worship Bob properly:
http://www.subgenius.com/index.html
(BTW - I'm pretty sure Bob's Pipe is inanimate - unlike MY "pipe" which is usually VERY animated)

You went from Eris to Bob... I don't know which is worse. Well, at least Eris didn't think everyone was an alien...

 

[scylis]

My vote goes to scylis's pink light saber.

it's not pink, damnit! it's purple!!