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modest mouse

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I have strong feelings for someone who also posts at Literotica. They know this. It is difficult at times, for many reasons.
 
I would suggest dancing naked with their name painted all over your body whilst chanting, "I heart nutri grain bars."

I have found this technique to be flawless in my romantic endeavors.
 
I thought I felt someone shooting spit balls at me. At first I thought it was DeVill rubbing Saltine crumbs out of his beard, but it was just you flirting.

Alright, you can carry my books home, and we'll talk.
 
That might work but I suggest starting a crush thread. We'll all hate you for it, and you'll feel refreshed.
 
I hope that it's the Draaaaaaaaaaah. She needs a good man.

Lately, she's had such horrible taste.
 
This is the lamest call for attention since Draaah took to wearing panties.



Don't count on a resolution folks.

Oh, and last season didn't happen. It was all just a dream.
 
modest mouse said:
I have strong feelings for someone who also posts at Literotica. They know this. It is difficult at times, for many reasons.
Please tell me this is going to result in a confessional post on the Fess Up man-on-man loving thread. That would just make my night.
 
I hope they return your feelings and the difficulties you allude to aren't because there's an inequality in such an important matter.
:rose:
 
foxinsox said:
Mousey Mouse, that's great.

We don't need to know who it is, just enjoy :)

Yes we do, I'm nosy! I wanna know who it is! :)
 
All right, it's time to confess.

I'm leaving Manu. I'm pregnant with mouse's twins. Mouse & I are moving to Alaska to raise our kittens - er, babies. He's going to throw fish for a living. I'm going to pour coffee for hairy fisherman who haven't seen women in years.
 
When's the wedding? Can I codge an invite? I'll play the drunk but lovable uncle that embarrasses the family.
 
Hamletmaschine said:
When's the wedding? Can I codge an invite? I'll play the drunk but lovable uncle that embarrasses the family.

Typecasting if I ever saw it.
 
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