Unnecessary acts of unkindness

[elsol]

Today is just one of those days... I want to give people my most superior 'Are you a fucking idiot?'

Actually I want to yell at them!


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Samandiriel]

Go for it.

 

[elsol]

I can't

At the present time, I'm surrounded by hot girls... that would be counterproductive. That's how I figured out it was one of 'THOSE' days.

I think I'll go home and beat up my teddy bears.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Samandiriel]

I can't

At the present time, I'm surrounded by hot girls... that would be counterproductive. That's how I figured out it was one of 'THOSE' days.

I think I'll go home and beat up my teddy bears.

Sincerely,
ElSol

Do it in your mind...(pretend you're Carrie and you're at the prom).

 

[elsol]

Do it in your mind...(pretend you're Carrie and you're at the prom).

That's not a bad idea.

I just crushed someone with a printer...

This could work.

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Samandiriel]

That's not a bad idea.

I just crushed someone with a printer...

This could work.

Sincerely,
ElSol

It comes in handy when you're driving too. I imagine shooting them with lasers. It's not only refreshingly fun, it's a great stress reliever. Could even be a story in it.

 

[Guest]

Scary people alert.

I just corner blokes in dark alleyways. Much more satisfying, especially if they beg.

 

[elsol]

It comes in handy when you're driving too. I imagine shooting them with lasers. It's not only refreshingly fun, it's a great stress reliever. Could even be a story in it.

I have a thing about driving... I refuse to get angry while in my car about someone else's driving.

I would have unquestionably been convicted of vehicular homicide without that rule.

In fact, the Sig-Other isn't allowed to get angry in the car if I'm in the passenger seat.

It has to do with the random thoughts of driving up on the sidewalk and plowing down pedestrians...

For the most part, I'm crazy... for instance, I asked my roommate last night if it were possible to convince a schizophrenic that hears voices to kill someone by piping 'Kill So-And-So' into their living quarters.

I mean legitimately it should work, shouldn't it?

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[English Lady]

*rubbing elsols shoulders*take deep breaths and chill...
Or pretend to maim them....whatever *L*

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Sunny Boy,

Remember Kids In The Hall?

Pinch a few heads.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It comes in handy when you're driving too. I imagine shooting them with lasers. It's not only refreshingly fun, it's a great stress reliever. Could even be a story in it.

I like to dream that I have the magical ability to blow out all four of their tires. Wouldn't that be great? No one's hurt - just massively, massively inconvenienced.

For the most part, I'm crazy... for instance, I asked my roommate last night if it were possible to convince a schizophrenic that hears voices to kill someone by piping 'Kill So-And-So' into their living quarters.

Actually, I seem to remember someone being arrested for doing this - my memory is saying Florida - only charmingly, it was his child he was trying to get to kill his wife. No end to the joy that is human nature, is there?

Shanglan

 

[cantdog]

Is this a personal matter, or are you just bummed by the species?
For this and other irreflective effects,possibly?