Unibomber strikes erotic poetry again

[Magnetron]

Rash of mysterious down voting stuns poet community.

Not really.

You must be so proud of your efforts.

I can't imagine a better use of your time.

Except perhaps washing the sand from your vagina.

 

[twelveoone]

Rash of mysterious down voting stuns poet community.

Not really.

You must be so proud of your efforts.

I can't imagine a better use of your time.

Except perhaps washing the sand from your vagina.

I am surprised at you! Really shocked! You just gave away the one word that person is sorely missing in life V E G I N A.* Now aneut is going to go looking for one (after he looks it up) O pity the girl.


* deliberately misspelled, in the hopes he suffers himself on a vegetable instead. Or if female hint CUCUMBER

 

[Magnetron]

I suspect it is one of those story authors next door.

Jealousy because we don't have to punctuate or put up with all the he said she said.

Or possibly one of those misoginist homophobic wing nuts from the GB.

 

[champagne1982]

I suspect it is one of those story authors next door.

Jealousy because we don't have to punctuate or put up with all the he said she said.

Or possibly one of those misoginist homophobic wing nuts from the GB.

Ok... very tongue in ... well, ermmm da'st I say? Cheek? Here goes.

The 2014 Poet's Bar dictionary defines

misoginist: n. one who critiques green horseradish-seasoned gin drinks and prefers Chinese to sushi in reality.​

 

[twelveoone]

er, I may have found a suspect...

We have anonymous voting...why?
I know this was explained to me once...amongst the suck it up, grow a set, and we can't make everyone like your writing.
Which I find hilarious, since at least half of what I wrote in the past year was
ANON BAIT
unabashed, bashing ANON BAIT
...I should check my comments, to find more inspiration for more ANON BAIT


...nah, I'm too lazy.

reason for edit, needed BOLD

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I don't want to grow balls and anyway them things are as tender as hell, it's the vagina of which you speak that can take the bashing.

 

[Trixareforkids]

I don't want to grow balls and anyway them things are as tender as hell, it's the vagina of which you speak that can take the bashing.

People are always bashing cunts
Or is it cunts who are bashing people?
It's all so polysemous
Which sounds like it should be a good 'ol fuck fest
But is mostly a lot of fucking talk
That leaves everyone confused
And possibly pissed, especially if they're pissed
Then again, maybe I'm just taking the piss

 

[Magnetron]

er, I may have found a suspect...

We have anonymous voting...why?
I know this was explained to me once...amongst the suck it up, grow a set, and we can't make everyone like your writing.
Which I find hilarious, since at least half of what I wrote in the past year was
ANON BAIT
unabashed, bashing ANON BAIT
...I should check my comments, to find more inspiration for more ANON BAIT


...nah, I'm too lazy.

reason for edit, needed BOLD

Uniballer

 

[UnderYourSpell]

People are always bashing cunts
Or is it cunts who are bashing people?
It's all so polysemous
Which sounds like it should be a good 'ol fuck fest
But is mostly a lot of fucking talk
That leaves everyone confused
And possibly pissed, especially if they're pissed
Then again, maybe I'm just taking the piss

There's cunts which aren't bashed
that should,
and some that no one will ever bash
who would?
So many more deserve to have a go
but when pissed,
alas droop will elicit cries
"He missed".

 

[Laurel]

People are always bashing cunts
Or is it cunts who are bashing people?
It's all so polysemous
Which sounds like it should be a good 'ol fuck fest
But is mostly a lot of fucking talk
That leaves everyone confused
And possibly pissed, especially if they're pissed
Then again, maybe I'm just taking the piss

There's cunts which aren't bashed
that should,
and some that no one will ever bash
who would?
So many more deserve to have a go
but when pissed,
alas droop will elicit cries
"He missed".

 

[Laurel]

Serious answer: If you see a story - yours or anothers - that has suspicious-looking voting patterns, please do use the REPORT THIS STORY feature to bring it to our attention and we will run a manual check as well. In the OTHER field, tell us to check the voting. When you report suspicious voting this way, the system will send us a direct link to the story and make it much easier for us to check.

 

[Tsotha]

I don't want to grow balls and anyway them things are as tender as hell, it's the vagina of which you speak that can take the bashing.

Touché

 

[twelveoone]

Serious answer: If you see a story - yours or anothers - that has suspicious-looking voting patterns, please do use the REPORT THIS STORY feature to bring it to our attention and we will run a manual check as well. In the OTHER field, tell us to check the voting. When you report suspicious voting this way, the system will send us a direct link to the story and make it much easier for us to check.

Don't get me wrong, if there is a reason on your part for anonymous voting, so be it.
i.e. "I wrote a poem" so said "poet" gets friends to pop in and vote, possible increase in traffic. So suppose some surly bastard (like me) says "hey wait a minute" than said "poet's" friends pop in on me in a negative way...again increase in traffic. (am I up to 16 million views yet?)
The overall tread will be towards the lowest common denominator.
This seems to cumbersome work around, and still can be gamed. And forces whoever sees it into the position of a rat.
This is way my suggestion of weighing is ingenious, if an anon vote is weighed as 1/10 they will have to do it 10X as much, or get a sham name increasing the membership. It will save somewhat on sweeps and special checks.

ON THE PLUS SIDE.
I said 10 years ago, what I've seen here in the quality of some poetry exceeds what it sometimes published. I still maintain that. It is a shame is sometimes gets lost in crap.

Ah, but who am I? I'll bet you you can find 101 "poets" that will tell you I'm full of shit. However, 50 of 'em will be alts, 99 cannot specifically tell you why. And the other two....I'd probably agree with.

 

[butters]

Ah, but who am I? I'll bet you you can find 101 "poets" that will tell you I'm full of shit. However, 50 of 'em will be alts, 99 cannot specifically tell you why. And the other two....I'd probably agree with.

*smiles*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

If none of us was full of shit at one time or another, we'd very soon be on a marble slab. The trick is letting it out in the correct place, in suitable quantities and making the least amount of smell

 

[Magnetron]

Seems the Uni-bungholer was at it again.

What a loser.

As if this somehow deters us.

 

[Magnetron]

It's raining Ones today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I one bombed Erotic Poetry today
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
I hate poems about people who are gay
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
Feel the pain of my Poetry Jihad
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
So aroused I just blew my wad
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
I am God
I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land

 

[AZMotherLover]

I suspect it is one of those story authors next door.

Jealousy because we don't have to punctuate or put up with all the he said she said.

Or possibly one of those misoginist homophobic wing nuts from the GB.

Well, not this story author. I don't write poetry, but I admire those of you who do.

I've only read a few poems here, but I enjoyed the ones I did read and gave them five stars.

 

[Magnetron]

Well, not this story author. I don't write poetry, but I admire those of you who do.

I've only read a few poems here, but I enjoyed the ones I did read and gave them five stars.

You Sir are a Gentleman and a Scholar!

 

[AZMotherLover]

You Sir are a Gentleman and a Scholar!

Thank you, my good man.

 

[twelveoone]

It's raining Ones today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I one bombed Erotic Poetry today
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
I hate poems about people who are gay
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
Feel the pain of my Poetry Jihad
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
So aroused I just blew my wad
Now I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land
I am God
I'm going to Dis-Knee-Land

Generally I rain on everyone's ass with fives, but today I made an exception, and will continue to do so??!!????!??? In one special case. That one special case.
Threaten my ass. My aged blue collar ass.
Laughs.