Unfortunate book titles

[cheerful_deviant]

There's a Wocket in my Pocket! by Dr. Seuss

I mean really, what were they thinking?

 

[DevilishDesires]

How about this gem?

http://orgy.aaronland.net/children/images/daddy.jpg

 

[R. Richard]

The classic: "Yellow River" by I.P. Daily.

 

[Guest]

My kids really love this book.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/stinkycheese.jpg

 

[cheerful_deviant]

My kids really love this book.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b318/sweetsubsarahh/stinkycheese.jpg

I love that book!

 

[Selena_Kitt]

ok so they're not real but this list always cracks me up...

REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES


1. You are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife 'Greg'
4. Fun four-letter Words to know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book"
6. The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way
19. You were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool
30. If It Feels Good, Touch It!
31. Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet
32. 101 Fun Games To Play In The Road
33. You Can't Help It If You're Stupid
34. Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)
35. Bullies Deserve To Die
36. Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love
37. Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend
38. I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy

 

[bibphi]

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[TheEarl]

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

<a beat passes as The Earl's forehead crinkles in thought. Then a spray of Coke hits the screen>

The Earl

 

[R. Richard]

I don't work in a library, but I do visit one from time to time. On my last visit, a man was reading a book titled "The Book of Unsolved Mysteries." I patiently pointed out to the librarian that, if they were solved, they would not be mysteries. If they were still mysteries, they could not have been solved. Thus the title was redundant and stupid.

The librarian was unable to explain why they would buy a book with such a stupid title.

 

[Guest]

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

i had to stop reading. i was in total shock that you found my book.
i swear i wasnt ...really serious... kinda... sorta...

 

[kendra_chailyn]

There's a Wocket in my Pocket! by Dr. Seuss

I mean really, what were they thinking?

The day my butt went psycho by Andy Griffiths This is a real Book for kids!! it was fun

Kendra

 

[Mari J]

http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/718/seussboners0tj.jpg

 

[minsue]

http://img350.imageshack.us/img350/718/seussboners0tj.jpg

Oh you must be joking

 

[Mari J]

From the Library of Congress catalog:

The pocket book of boners, an omnibus of schoolboy howlers and unconscious humor, illustrated by Dr. Seuss.

Published: New York, N.Y., Pocket books, inc. [1941]

Description: x, 11-120 p. illus. 17 cm.

Notes: "The boners in this collection are ... culled from the first four boner books [Boners, More boners, Still more boners, Prize boners for 1932]"

"Pocket book edition ... first printing: July, 1941 ... 3d printing: September 1941."

 

[yui]

Oh you must be joking

Those school boys ...



Rib-tickling boners. This I need to see.

 

[FurryFury]

I work at a lot of libraries.

One library had just got a shipment of new children's picture books in. One of them was about President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

The picture of her under his desk was particularly amusing though not appropriate for kids.

I wish I could remember the title.

It was supposed to deliver a good moral.

I don't think it made it to the stacks.

Fury

 

[Sinfully_yours]

Monica Lewinski, Bill Clinton and Moral in the same conversation. Does anyone but me see the irony in that?

I work at a lot of libraries.

One library had just got a shipment of new children's picture books in. One of them was about President Clinton and Monica Lewinsky.

The picture of her under his desk was particularly amusing though not appropriate for kids.

I wish I could remember the title.

It was supposed to deliver a good moral.

I don't think it made it to the stacks.

Fury