G
Guest
Guest
So I was bored with nothing to do and home all alone when I started watching this porno schlock called Sex Commandos. Evil general trying to eliminate sex worldwide. Big-boobed blondes in skimpy military uniforms trying to stop him, spritzing all the anti-sex male soldiers with a horniness spray, then showing them what they've been missing. Lots of cock-sucking, very little pussy-eating, and surprisingly not even all that much fucking. Not a movie for women, but I got into a couple of scenes where the women were skillfuly sucking as enthusiastically as I do.
The sex commandos are all blonde air-heads with enormous fake boobs. Except their leader, a short brunette with smaller and more natural-looking boobs (I think hers were much prettier than all those fakes).
The blondes all get to suck and fuck every cock they can find, and I was starting to envy them. But even worse, the poor brunette leader only gets some lesbian sex and a blue plastic dildo to play with. UNFAIR! There were plenty of big hard cocks to go around, they could have thrown this brunette a bone (pun intended) and let her suck and fuck and ride at least ONE cock in this movie. Unfair to brunettes everywhere!
But then I saw an old movie, This Property is Condemned. Brunette Natalie Wood gets to skinny-dip with Charles Bronson, passionately kiss Robert Blake, and get naked in bed with a bare-chested Robert Redford (this movie was in teh late 50s or early 60s, when those guys all still looked HOT!). So at least SOME brunettes get treated fairly!
So what do you think, do brunettes "get the shaft" compared to blondes, when it comes to getting as much shaft as they want? In both real life and movies.
-- Latina
The sex commandos are all blonde air-heads with enormous fake boobs. Except their leader, a short brunette with smaller and more natural-looking boobs (I think hers were much prettier than all those fakes).
The blondes all get to suck and fuck every cock they can find, and I was starting to envy them. But even worse, the poor brunette leader only gets some lesbian sex and a blue plastic dildo to play with. UNFAIR! There were plenty of big hard cocks to go around, they could have thrown this brunette a bone (pun intended) and let her suck and fuck and ride at least ONE cock in this movie. Unfair to brunettes everywhere!
But then I saw an old movie, This Property is Condemned. Brunette Natalie Wood gets to skinny-dip with Charles Bronson, passionately kiss Robert Blake, and get naked in bed with a bare-chested Robert Redford (this movie was in teh late 50s or early 60s, when those guys all still looked HOT!). So at least SOME brunettes get treated fairly!
So what do you think, do brunettes "get the shaft" compared to blondes, when it comes to getting as much shaft as they want? In both real life and movies.
-- Latina
