Unfair marketing practices!

[Hard_Rom]

Why are large size condoms not made with all the variations of regularized ones. No ribbing or texturing, internal or external, no fancy tastes, no super thin like real skin. Just plain old ordinary condoms. And corner convenience stores never carry large sizes. Traipsing across town looking for an all night pharmacy. Bloody capitalists. Unfair! Discriminatory!

Skyns are good.

 

[Eilan]

Strong bragplaining in this thread.

 

[midwestyankee]

Strong bragplaining in this thread.

Maybe he has a "third leg."

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/condomonleg_zpszvhjpevt.jpg

 

[Sigmund7]

Maybe he has a "third leg."

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g68/mwy_photos/condomonleg_zpszvhjpevt.jpg

I used to teach a Human Sexuality class and would blow one up to the size of a gallon jar, then ask the guys if it was too small for them.

 

[Hard_Rom]

Not fun driving around town in a cab at 2:30am for 40 minutes spending an extra 30 dollars. Okay, it was worth it in the end. But very annoying. I always thought it presumptuous to carry a condom around with you. Especially if you were not even planning on hooking up with a girl.

Yeah, you can blow them up real large, they make good water balloons. But you try wear a regular size when you are too large. No way your going to blow your load. Might as well have a full length tourniquet on it.

 

[Sheana_V]

Not fun driving around town in a cab at 2:30am for 40 minutes spending an extra 30 dollars. Okay, it was worth it in the end. But very annoying. I always thought it presumptuous to carry a condom around with you. Especially if you were not even planning on hooking up with a girl.

Yeah, you can blow them up real large, they make good water balloons. But you try wear a regular size when you are too large. No way your going to blow your load. Might as well have a full length tourniquet on it.

On the one hand - when you're big you should wear a bigger size because it is easier for it to roll off or break. On the other hand, your complaints would have me seriously non-plussed if I was your partner, especially if I had to wait 40 minutes. I'd pretty much be like "Pull up your big boy pants and put on a normal damn condom you big baby"

 

[MyRubiLips]

Not fun driving around town in a cab at 2:30am for 40 minutes spending an extra 30 dollars. Okay, it was worth it in the end. But very annoying. I always thought it presumptuous to carry a condom around with you. Especially if you were not even planning on hooking up with a girl.

Yeah, you can blow them up real large, they make good water balloons. But you try wear a regular size when you are too large. No way your going to blow your load. Might as well have a full length tourniquet on it.

An extra $30?? Holy shit! In America Magnums are no where near $30 over the cost of "little" condoms!!

 

[Hard_Rom]

On the one hand - when you're big you should wear a bigger size because it is easier for it to roll off or break. On the other hand, your complaints would have me seriously non-plussed if I was your partner, especially if I had to wait 40 minutes. I'd pretty much be like "Pull up your big boy pants and put on a normal damn condom you big baby"

And from the look on her face after second stop, she might have been thinking same thing.

An extra $30?? Holy shit! In America Magnums are no where near $30 over the cost of "little" condoms!!

That's cab fare to find proper fitting condoms not condom price.

 

[Sheana_V]

And from the look on her face after second stop, she might have been thinking same thing.

No doubt. I'm surprised she didn't ditch you at that point.

 

[MyRubiLips]

That's cab fare to find proper fitting condoms not condom price.

Get a car. Then you can have a " $20,000 condom".