Unearth some dirty local secrets...

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Google has a new service where you can type in a keyword (or keywords) and come up with a list of the ten towns or cities where that word is googled the most.

A very interesting insight into what goes on behind closed doors.

Just to give you a flavour, here are some of my findings:

Flatulence

1. Dublin, Ireland

Vaginal Prolapse

1. Bangalore, India

Premature Ejaculation
1. Chennai, India (they also scored top for “impotence” and, rather optimistically, “condoms”)

Anger Management
1. San Diego, CA

Syphilis
1. Philadelphia, PA

Nose Picking
1. Boston, MA

Bestiality
1. Montreal, Canada

Incontinence
1. St Albans, UK

Shit
1. Perth, Australia

Anarchy
1. Oslo, Norway


If you want to have a go yourself CLICK HERE
 
Femdom

1. Milan Italy

2. Rome Italy

3. Zurich Switzerland

4. Brentford United Kingdom

5. Birmingham United Kingdom

6. Manchester United Kingdom

7. Vienna Austria

8. Warsaw Poland

9. Frankfurt Am Main Germany

10. Munich Germany
 
Priapism

1. St Albans United Kingdom

2. Philadelphia, PA USA

3. Boston, MA USA

4. St Louis, MO USA

5. Minneapolis, MN USA

6. Austin, TX USA

7. Dallas, TX USA

8. Seattle, WA USA

9. Washington, DC USA

10. Atlanta, GA USA
 
Democrat

1. Santa Rosa, CA USA
2. Tallahassee, FL USA
3. Rochester, NY USA
4. Little Rock, AR USA
5. Fayetteville, AR USA
6. Sacramento, CA USA
7. St Louis, MO USA
8. Pleasanton, CA USA
9. San Francisco, CA USA
10. Buffalo, NY USA

Just as I thought :cool:
 
How come the Americans get states listed and the rest of the countries just say a town name, country.
 
Golden Showers

Interesting. :devil:

1. Milton Keynes United Kingdom

2. Perth Australia

3. Bletchley United Kingdom

4. Brentford United Kingdom

5. Melbourne Australia

6. Birmingham United Kingdom

7. Brisbane Australia

8. Manchester United Kingdom

9. Dublin Ireland

10. Edinburgh United Kingdom
 
Sex

Top languages

1. Arabic
2. Turkish
3. Polish
4. Romanian
5. Dutch
6. Thai
7. Danish
8. Hungarian
9. English
10. Swedish

Am I the only one astonished SEX is sought for more in Arabic than in English
 
White Chicks, Black Dicks

LMAO!

1. Perth Australia


2. Brisbane Australia


3. Los Angeles, CA USA


4. Melbourne Australia


5. San Diego, CA USA


6. Miami, FL USA


7. Houston, TX USA


8. Sydney Australia


9. Toronto Canada


10. New York, NY USA
 
anal

1. Sao Paulo Brazil

2. Lima Peru

3. Santiago Chile

4. Buenos Aires Argentina

5. Ankara Turkey

6. Zurich Switzerland

7. Seattle, WA USA

8. Mexico City Mexico

9. Melbourne Australia

10. Chicago, IL USA


Well, we know what they like in South America
 
rim job

1. Minneapolis, MN USA

2. Boston, MA USA

3. Philadelphia, PA USA

4. San Francisco, CA USA

5. St Louis, MO USA

6. Chicago, IL USA

7. Tampa, FL USA

8. Los Angeles, CA USA

9. Dallas, TX USA

10. Atlanta, GA USA


USA all the way!
 
transgender

1. San Francisco, CA USA

2. Seattle, WA USA

3. Boston, MA USA

4. Minneapolis, MN USA

5. Los Angeles, CA USA

6. New York, NY USA

7. Denver, CO USA

8. Vienna Austria

9. Philadelphia, PA USA

10. Tampa, FL USA


Not surprising in the least, yet somehow, still hilarious.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
Google has a new service where you can type in a keyword (or keywords) and come up with a list of the ten towns or cities where that word is googled the most.

A very interesting insight into what goes on behind closed doors.

Just to give you a flavour, here are some of my findings:

Flatulence

1. Dublin, Ireland

Vaginal Prolapse

1. Bangalore, India

Premature Ejaculation
1. Chennai, India (they also scored top for “impotence” and, rather optimistically, “condoms”)

Anger Management
1. San Diego, CA

Syphilis
1. Philadelphia, PA

Nose Picking
1. Boston, MA

Bestiality
1. Montreal, Canada

Incontinence
1. St Albans, UK

Shit
1. Perth, Australia

Anarchy
1. Oslo, Norway


If you want to have a go yourself CLICK HERE


Ya know? I thought Lit would be on this small city list and we could start talking dirty for a change, but... hmf ... nada. SJ? Wanna talk filthy? :D
 
Cock Ring

Why am I not surprised? :rolleyes:

1. St Louis, MO USA

2. Denver, CO USA

3. Tampa, FL USA

4. San Francisco, CA USA

5. Seattle, WA USA

6. Orlando, FL USA

7. Austin, TX USA

8. Minneapolis, MN USA

9. Phoenix, AZ USA

10. Philadelphia, PA USA
 
Interesting

Adultry yields this ...

1. San Antonio, TX USA
2. Dallas, TX USA
3. Atlanta, GA USA
4. Irvine, CA USA
5. Houston, TX USA
6. St Louis, MO USA
7. San Diego, CA USA
8. Tampa, FL USA
9. Phoenix, AZ USA
10. Los Angeles, CA USA

... but Infidelity

1. Chicago, IL USA
2. Austin, TX USA
3. Washington, DC USA
4. Atlanta, GA USA
5. Dallas, TX USA
6. San Diego, CA USA
7. Phoenix, AZ USA
8. Seattle, WA USA
9. Denver, CO USA
10. Boston, MA USA
 
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Gag Reflex

1. Bangalore India

2. Chennai India

3. Mumbai India

4. Delhi India

5. Philadelphia, PA USA

6. San Francisco, CA USA

7. Seattle, WA USA

8. New York, NY USA

9. Chicago, IL USA

10. Los Angeles, CA USA
 
Beastiality

1. Brisbane Australia

2. Perth Australia

3. Seattle, WA USA

4. Orlando, FL USA

5. Tampa, FL USA

6. St Louis, MO USA

7. Melbourne Australia

8. Auckland New Zealand

9. Portland, OR USA

10. Sydney Australia
 
Dildo

1. Oslo Norway

2. Amsterdam Netherlands

3. Zurich Switzerland

4. Seattle, WA USA

5. Frankfurt Am Main Germany

6. Hamburg Germany

7. Chicago, IL USA

8. Birmingham United Kingdom

9. Houston, TX USA

10. Vienna Austria
 
Aurora Black said:
Why am I not surprised? :rolleyes:

Well then, what would surprise you, AB? :D

Edit to add - surprise me is not a particularly surprising answer. :D
 
Pimps

1. Perth Australia

2. San Diego, CA USA

3. Los Angeles, CA USA

4. Dallas, TX USA

5. Houston, TX USA

6. Melbourne Australia

7. Brentford United Kingdom

8. Brisbane Australia

9. Sydney Australia

10. Chicago, IL USA
 
tolyk said:
How come the Americans get states listed and the rest of the countries just say a town name, country.

For the same reason Canadian- and UK-based companies tend to use province and county indentifiers. Google being an American-based (or, more rightly U.S.-based) company, it stands to reason ... btw, I've never understood why Canadian and Mexican nationals aren't referred ;) to as Americans as well as us Yanks, since we're all part of the bloody same continent.
 
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Perth Australia

1. Perth Australia

2. Adelaide Australia

3. Melbourne Australia

4. Canberra Australia

5. Sydney Australia

6. Brisbane Australia

7. Auckland New Zealand

8. Singapore Singapore

9. Dublin Ireland

10. Brentford United Kingdom


-- so, no surprises there.
 
I Did Cheating Spouse and got...

1. Houston, TX USA

2. Orlando, FL USA

3. Dallas, TX USA

4. Atlanta, GA USA

5. Phoenix, AZ USA

6. St Louis, MO USA

7. Tampa, FL USA

8. Austin, TX USA

9. Portland, OR USA

10. Philadelphia, PA USA

Apparently, y'all Texans just have no understanding of wedding vows... ;)

OH! "How to give a blow job" came up with...

1. Chicago, IL USA

2. St Louis, MO USA

3. Miami, FL USA

4. Philadelphia, PA USA

5. Boston, MA USA

6. Toronto Canada

7. Seattle, WA USA

8. Houston, TX USA

9. San Diego, CA USA

10. New York, NY USA

(I just find that hilarious... apparently, we Southerners don't need to go looking for the adivice?)
 
Dogging

No surprise there...

1. Milton Keynes United Kingdom

2. Bletchley United Kingdom

3. Brentford United Kingdom

4. Watford United Kingdom

5. Winnersh United Kingdom

6. Portsmouth United Kingdom

7. Manchester United Kingdom

8. Reading United Kingdom

9. Sheffield United Kingdom

10. Birmingham United Kingdom
 
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