Underage SEX!

[Guest]

I have sexual energy to burn!

The guy at the liquor store just carded me!

When he saw my ID he smiled, then gruffly said he thought it was probably a fake, and that I'd better be careful the next time I was there.

*sigh*

(It was just the thing this thirty-something girl needed to hear this evening!)

 

[SlickTony]

Oh, you lucky thing.

I can hardly remember the last time that happened to me, although I can remember, as a teen, guys thinking I was too young to mess with when I was actually a contemporary.

Nowadays, the best I ever get is someone assuming I'm no older than my late 30s or something.

 

[BlueDaisy]

ROFL! Congratulations!

The closest I ever came to anything like that was one time I was letting my niece drive when she just had her learner's permit. I was doing the "adult over 18 in the front seat" thing). This was a long time ago; she is now 31. Let's see....how old was I then....I don't remember, but I was probably around 30 or so.

She drove by the home of one of her friends and the friend's mom was outside, so she stopped to say hi, and introduced me. The mom looked in the car at me and said, "Are you old enough to be letting her drive?" I said something like, "Oh, thank you!" or something similarly stupid. She said, "Well, ARE you?" My niece quickly said, "this is my aunt that has the twins". That finally satisfied her, since she had seen my little girls with my niece before.

Ah, those were the good old days. NOT! lol

 

[whispering_surrender]

I got into an argument the other day about whether my driver's license was actually me.....*sigh* Due to a "slight" drop in weight....I no longer resemble my stupid picture.....I ended up having to go to a store where they knew me to buy cigs.....*mutter*

Whisper

 

[Mhari]

*giggles* I always get carded. I'm never quite sure why.

I really loved the time when the manager followed me around the ABC store, finally asking, "Can I help you find something, miss?"

They're always so embarassed when they see how old I really am.

Getting carded when you're this old is tons of fun! As Sweetsubsarahh already knows! *grin*

 

[Quasimodem]

I had trouble getting in bars (Once even, a Restrcted Movie ) until I was twenty-five. The movie happened when I was on a first date with a REALLY HOT new girlfriend.

I was NT amused!

A couple of years ago, the bank sent me a form letter advising me I could take advantage of some special Senior Citizen (65+) Programs.

Appearantly I looked young to people, but now I look old to computers.

 

[Dirty Slut]

I get carded at the Library...

Hell, everyone, including my mother card's me. And she of all people should know my age. I suppose I'll be flattered in a few more years, but I don't dare leave the apartment without my purse.

DS

 

[Icingsugar]

Hmm. I haven't been asked for an ID since I was 16. This made me alot of new 'firends', all wanting me to leech the liquour store for them. Sad really.

 

[snooper]

I no longer get carded to prove I'm entitled to senior citizen's privileges; it is just assumed.


<Sits in corner crying for lost youth>

 

[Guest]

Hmm. I haven't been asked for an ID since I was 16. This made me alot of new 'firends', all wanting me to leech the liquour store for them. Sad really.

Ditto, except for me my booze buying days started at 14 Shhh. At that age I was 5' 8" and had a 'womanly' figure. That makes it 17 years since I was carded. Shit! I feel old.

Lou

P.S. Awww, Snoop! Have a rose:

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hmm. I haven't been asked for an ID since I was 16. This made me alot of new 'firends', all wanting me to leech the liquour store for them. Sad really.

When me and my senior high school class went on a school trip to Wasa, and we all were 16, I was the only one who managed to get into the bar, and I was the only one who didn't drink...


I never get carded anymore, but I'm at the age where it doesn't matter if people mistake my age with 5 years up or down.

 

[Icingsugar]

It just hit me.

A wonderful Lit lady starts this thread with the words "I have sexual energy to burn!" and so far, nobody have offered her a light.

Me niether.

Odd.

Must be all this Christmas going down.

 

[Icingsugar]

Ditto, except for me my booze buying days started at 14 Shhh. At that age I was 5' 8" and had a 'womanly' figure.

So what have changed? You're taller now?

(brown-nosing mode off)

I can't really say that I had a womanly figure, but I had a full beard and at the age of 15. That might have fooled some.

/Ice

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I was carded once at Wally World when buying beer for my hubby. I was in my late 20s.

I've been told that I look a few years younger when I am not wearing makeup. (However, when I was in jr high/ high school, everyone always thought I was older than I was because I *developed* early.)

 

[raphy]

I've never been carded since I was about 15. I have pictures of myself from my late teens and I pretty much looked exactly the same then as I do now - Somewhere in my mid 20s.

 

[Guest]

So what have changed? You're taller now?

(brown-nosing mode off)

I can't really say that I had a womanly figure, but I had a full beard and at the age of 15. That might have fooled some.

/Ice

Yep, I grew another half inch, in height. I won't tell you how many more inches went onto my hips.

A full beard, at 15? Blimey, nope I can't say I had one of those.

Lou

 

[oggbashan]

I was annoyed to be thrown out of an amusement park for under 12s when I was 7. I was a big lad.

I had to carry my passport to prove I was young enough to get on the school bus. Cards didn't exist in those days.

I never had my age queried when buying cigarettes or alcohol or going into a pub. Size does make a difference; so for a male, does a bass voice and lack of zits.

My middle daughter was embarrassed when she received a 21st birthday card from the local nightclub. She wasn't 18 but had been going there since she was 15. I knew, but didn't tell her I knew until after she was 18. She should have known better. The owner of the night club was also a member of the local Chamber of Commerce. He knew she was my daughter and exactly how old she really was. He didn't mind because not even a policeman would query her age.

My eldest niece was not so lucky. Even though at 15 she stood six foot three inches in her bare feet she wasn't allowed in to her local night club. She was too well known because girls of that height are unusual in rural Suffolk.

Og

 

[raphy]

Gosh, all these tall people. I feel so *ahem* underdeveloped

Raphy, at a stunted 5'6"

 

[Mhari]

Gosh, all these tall people. I feel so *ahem* underdeveloped

Raphy, at a stunted 5'6"

You're not short. You're just...concentrated.

 

[raphy]

You're not short. You're just...concentrated.

*laughs* .. Aye, Madam Vorsoisson...

 

[OldnotDead]

I was carded for a while. Turned 21 the day before they lowered the age of majority to 18 in this state. Local tavern owner laughed his butt off at our 'celebration' since he had been serving us for a couple of years. things were a bit more relaxed back then.

Married a woman that looked at least ten years younger than me (and will get murdered if I correct anyone now) thanks to her we both got carded for years.

Funniest episode was when we bought our first house. It was a 'rehab' job and we were trying to ruch to get as much done as possible before our lease was up on the apartment we were living in. The tile man, after I pressed him to get the job done soon so we could finish, took my father-in-law aside to talk to him. The tile man was reall 'old school Italian' so he wanted to know how long we had been married. When my father in law told him over four years, he looked a little surprised. Then he asked how old my wife was.

Finally my father in law caught on and started laughing. he realized the old guy thought I had knocked up my wife and we were a 'shotgun marriage' and needed the house in time for the bambino.

After my father in law straightened him out, he was much nicer to me. I was always tempted to know if the price would have been different if I HAD knocked her up.

But like Quasi, the computers don't have it right. I got my AARP card in the mail the week I turned 30. And now that I am officially eligible to join, they don't write, they don't call . . . .

 

[BlueDaisy]

I got into an argument the other day about whether my driver's license was actually me.....*sigh* Due to a "slight" drop in weight....I no longer resemble my stupid picture.....I ended up having to go to a store where they knew me to buy cigs.....*mutter*

Whisper

I can hardly wait until someone tells me that! lol I had a gastric bypass in July and have lost about 75 lbs. so far. Looking at my driver's license and military dependent ID card pictures, you can really see the difference in my face. But alas! So far no one has said anything about it. *sniff, sniff*

Congrats to you on your loss, Whisper!

 

[RenzaJones]

Damn despite my six foot frame I still get carded.


maybe I have a young face.

 

[Icingsugar]

After my father in law straightened him out, he was much nicer to me. I was always tempted to know if the price would have been different if I HAD knocked her up.

Oh, i dunno... maybe you would had gotten an empathy discount?